Oi! You got a Loicense for that terrorist act? Oh, carry on mate!

1  2019-11-30 by refugeeinaudacity

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I couldn’t stand SRD. The cringe there was suffocating. One idiot was whining about /r/drama being a doxxing paradise, others were circlejerking about how the sub leans slightly right but is really moderate. And as you note OP, they all fuckin whine about Daddy, altright, and idiots who can’t get laid.

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You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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The man who carried out the stabbing attack at London Bridge was a former prisoner convicted of a terrorism offence, the BBC has learned.

The attacker was out of prison on licence at the time of the attack, in which two people were killed and three were injured, sources said.

You can't make this up.

Isn't this just what they call parole?

Look, all i know is that he started stabbing people at an event about recidivism, and the loicense joke writes itself.

probably shouldnt be giving isis militants and active terrorists vacation time in central london mate

People get let out of jail like this way more often than the general public is aware of.

It primarily happens with loons though.

i guess if its praxis its definitely good and should continue

what could go wrong!

The mayor of SF was trying to push a homeless shelter when a homeless guy tackled a woman in the lobby of her apartment.

To save political face, the attacker was arrested ... and promptly released back into the wild. I don't even know if he was charged, and if he was, there's a snowflake's chance in hell that they find him.

Oi mate,

You got a license for that comment?

I got one to fuck ur mom fag

Mine too? 😍

The Brits are rustled over the limie juice all over the bridge.

Pour our some tea for all those who the UK police have banned from the internet today for wrong think.

Apparently it can mean three different things (including furloughed), though from the rest of the article it sounds like he was in fact paroled.

Oi you got a loicense to be a criminal? Oh you do? Carry on then gets stabbed to death

So he did have the loicense!

One witness described how a man at the event at Fishmongers' Hall grabbed a narwhal tusk - a long white horn that protrudes from the porpoise - that was on the wall, and went outside to confront the attacker.

What are the chances that this bloke is getting charged with a weapons offence?

Zero, stop learning about countries from memes.

Cope

No.

Bongistani cope

You have a loicense for the cope?

Not British

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How can I stop when the country of England is a meme?

How does one obtain a tusk loicense?

The attack began ... where a Cambridge University conference on prisoner rehabilitation - called Learning Together - was taking place.

The absolute state of bongistan