I eat ur gay ass reddiquette for breakfast and shit it out on Alexis Ohanian's wife stomach while having kinky sex with her

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I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!

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How do you get the rat tails?

kills them himself

Huh

Fair enough tbh

Is there a dead rat market or what? Who sells dead rats?

Pet shops I guess.

dead rat market or what

Yes, I know werdios who have snakes, they microwave them, gross.

They microwave the rats before feeding them to the snakes?

Some snakes aren't interested in already cold rats, they prefer somewhat warm rats, you gotta defrost the rats in your sink first tho

Snake people lmao

How much do you pay? I got rat guy

you could save so much money on dead rats if you did

Truly the Ted Bundy of drama mods

What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking demented lunatic.

Pretty cool.

That would make an excellent Christmas tree ornament

God you're a creepy fuck but damn if I don't love you

Surreal