I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
What if we all just didn't vote? It only encourages the bastards, and maybe they would go find something better to do than spam us with debates all the time
I have a plan for Deuxcels. First we need to get that Turkish DeuxCHAD to model nude for our DeuxCHAD 2020 calendar. Each year, a new DeuxCHAD will take the place for the nude calendar. When people see how hot they are, instant VIP access to anywhere. We are talking brand deals, crappy Netflix reality show, that kind of thing.
Ok so what I'm reading is 1) Not speaking or singing Chinese or Korean 2) Doesn't play Runescape so I can't force you to farm gold/xp for me 3) Small so probably no tits or ass
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-01
I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
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1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-12-01
What if we all just didn't vote? It only encourages the bastards, and maybe they would go find something better to do than spam us with debates all the time
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-01
Ok this one is better. I like how you have laid out your platform. How do you feel about universal basic approvals for deuxcels?
1 HardIsLife 2019-12-01
I have a plan for Deuxcels. First we need to get that Turkish DeuxCHAD to model nude for our DeuxCHAD 2020 calendar. Each year, a new DeuxCHAD will take the place for the nude calendar. When people see how hot they are, instant VIP access to anywhere. We are talking brand deals, crappy Netflix reality show, that kind of thing.
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-01
Seems like a lot of work. I'm just in it for the gibs.
What's your stance on Ben 10?
1 HardIsLife 2019-12-01
That’s for 10 year olds.
1 MasterLawlzFan 2019-12-01
Asshole
1 MasterLawlzFan 2019-12-01
Sorry my votes taken already 😎
1 IraqiLobster 2019-12-01
Do you have a welfare system I can abuse?
1 slugulon 2019-12-01
No thanks I like my japs thicc
1 BlastMyBussy 2019-12-01
Japanese 💨🐖 😍😍😍
1 tenali-rama 2019-12-01
>cute
>girl
COPE
1 acidoverbasic 2019-12-01
Can I just have the bubble tea?
2 HardIsLife 2019-12-01
Umm that’s face masks in the shape of bubble tea
1 acidoverbasic 2019-12-01
Now I'm even more disappointed
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-12-01
There's too options here
Either you're actually a girl, in which case OUT OUT OUT and this is pretty pathetic
or you're LARPing intensely which is even more pathetic.
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-12-01
Imagine voting for a womanlet(male)
1 diggity_md 2019-12-01
1 refugeeinaudacity 2019-12-01
Are you using r/drama as a dating site without posting bussy?
1 somestupidname1 2019-12-01
Ok so what I'm reading is 1) Not speaking or singing Chinese or Korean 2) Doesn't play Runescape so I can't force you to farm gold/xp for me 3) Small so probably no tits or ass
You still have my vote
1 Dramacel69 2019-12-01
Is this unironically referring to yourself?