This is like a completely normal cop thing in any cold area with borderline decent cops. This is how you can tell these fucking chapos have never been under any kind of real hardship. "Why would he call the police on himself?!?!?!?!?!" cries the upper-middle-class unemployed lanklet from mommy's basement who obviously has zero understanding of homelessness.
I dont get why chapos seem to think the only thing cops do is arrest people. They do way more than that and every community eventually develops their own law enforcement for a reason. I'd bet they'll be ACAB until their own house gets broken into, then they'd start screaming for the police to come and help.
It's not the hating of cops that bothers me. It's how cops are suddenly good/necessary when it comes to communist states (or states that are only communist in name, like China). Then suddenly they become the most eager bootlickers around.
That's when the cops take their sweet time getting to the scene. It happens and it's usually pretty karmic in nature. Cops can be fucktards, for sure, but if you treat them with basic respect/dignity and be civil your odds of them not being dicks to you increase
His fingers danced across the keys. Mountain Dew coursing through his veins as he took another full lung hit from his vape.
..."ALL"...
Why didn't they understand? ChapoTrapHouse understands, LateStageCapitalism understands, what could he say to make the rest of this god forsaken website understand the depths of his impotent rage?
..."COPS"...
After all, he had read the first 36 pages of the Communist Manifesto several times now, even highlighting a few choice sentences that particularly struck him as important. The book lay on the top of his desk, gathering dust. He didn't have time for leisurely pursuits such as reading, after all, he was putting in 20 hours a week at the Coffee Spot, and that was on top of all the household chores that his parents required of him.
..."ARE"...
He exhaled the vaporous cloud of Tutti Frutti Blast. "Be the change you wish to see in the world," he thought to himself. If he could just get the sheeple to understand...
..."BASTARDS"...
He smiled as his hand left the keyboard to grasp the mouse to submit his manifesto. Repeating other phrases that he had read on his favorite subreddits was, after all, a noble cause! He could hardly contain his excitement, or perhaps it was all of the Mountain Dew making him jittery again, he had a hot pocket for breakfast that might have something to do with shakiness, but he wasn't sure.
He clicked "post" with a smirk. The 20 character phrase was converted into computer-readable bits and zoomed across the country in milliseconds. He saw his comment hit the website, and he leaned back in his chair content.
"I've done it, I've changed the world," he thought to himself.
It's an unfunny forced meme by pushed local rightoids who get butthurt that Pizza actually fights back instead of calling them incels like they're used to from the rest of Reddit
I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
If you hate cops don't try to argue against them in a post where they look good. Chapos trying to um actually doggo threads and humansbeingbros threads are peak stupidity.
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3 dramasexual 2019-12-01
This is like a completely normal cop thing in any cold area with borderline decent cops. This is how you can tell these fucking chapos have never been under any kind of real hardship. "Why would he call the police on himself?!?!?!?!?!" cries the upper-middle-class unemployed lanklet from mommy's basement who obviously has zero understanding of homelessness.
2 chanbr 2019-12-01
I dont get why chapos seem to think the only thing cops do is arrest people. They do way more than that and every community eventually develops their own law enforcement for a reason. I'd bet they'll be ACAB until their own house gets broken into, then they'd start screaming for the police to come and help.
4 Ultrashitposter 2019-12-01
It's not the hating of cops that bothers me. It's how cops are suddenly good/necessary when it comes to communist states (or states that are only communist in name, like China). Then suddenly they become the most eager bootlickers around.
2 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-12-01
That's when the cops take their sweet time getting to the scene. It happens and it's usually pretty karmic in nature. Cops can be fucktards, for sure, but if you treat them with basic respect/dignity and be civil your odds of them not being dicks to you increase
1 DangerNut 2019-12-01
It's pretty obvious that chappos have never lived in a shitty neighborhood.
You really want to piss them off....point out that it's harder to enlist in the US military than it is to get into college.
Their brains misfire with rage....
2 Chapose 2019-12-01
ACAB
His fingers danced across the keys. Mountain Dew coursing through his veins as he took another full lung hit from his vape.
..."ALL"...
Why didn't they understand? ChapoTrapHouse understands, LateStageCapitalism understands, what could he say to make the rest of this god forsaken website understand the depths of his impotent rage?
..."COPS"...
After all, he had read the first 36 pages of the Communist Manifesto several times now, even highlighting a few choice sentences that particularly struck him as important. The book lay on the top of his desk, gathering dust. He didn't have time for leisurely pursuits such as reading, after all, he was putting in 20 hours a week at the Coffee Spot, and that was on top of all the household chores that his parents required of him.
..."ARE"...
He exhaled the vaporous cloud of Tutti Frutti Blast. "Be the change you wish to see in the world," he thought to himself. If he could just get the sheeple to understand...
..."BASTARDS"...
He smiled as his hand left the keyboard to grasp the mouse to submit his manifesto. Repeating other phrases that he had read on his favorite subreddits was, after all, a noble cause! He could hardly contain his excitement, or perhaps it was all of the Mountain Dew making him jittery again, he had a hot pocket for breakfast that might have something to do with shakiness, but he wasn't sure.
He clicked "post" with a smirk. The 20 character phrase was converted into computer-readable bits and zoomed across the country in milliseconds. He saw his comment hit the website, and he leaned back in his chair content.
"I've done it, I've changed the world," he thought to himself.
3 dramasexual 2019-12-01
This is my new favorite copypasta tbh
2 LongPostBot 2019-12-01
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1 Chapose 2019-12-01
Id rather not get diddled
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-12-01
Where's the thread about Pizza being a pedo? I missed it and all I see around here are jokes about it now
4 Chapose 2019-12-01
Not sure where it startest, I just knew it was true when I saw it mentioned somewhere.
3 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-12-01
Tbh it wouldn't surprise me. Everything about him screams "kiddie toucher"
2 Chapose 2019-12-01
Exactly how I felt. And if so many people feel that way, it must be true.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-01
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/e1m26t/proof_that_pizzashill_diddles_kids_he_admitted_it/
2 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-12-01
Based
1 Woolgun 2019-12-01
It's an unfunny forced meme by pushed local rightoids who get butthurt that Pizza actually fights back instead of calling them incels like they're used to from the rest of Reddit
2 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-12-01
I'm gonna go with he's a pedo
2 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-12-01
Butthurt? This place wouldn't be the same without him. Pizza is a valued member of this community, who happens to diddle kids.
2 IrishRepublicanGhost 2019-12-01
the chapo is hurt
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-01
I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security. At some point the Democrats not wanting to make a deal will cost our Country more money than the Border Wall we are all talking about. Crazy!
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1 forseti911 2019-12-01
If you hate cops don't try to argue against them in a post where they look good. Chapos trying to um actually doggo threads and humansbeingbros threads are peak stupidity.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-01
Idk I don't know if I'd argue against them rly but it's hard to deny the constant cop propaganda on reddit.
2 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-01
Stick to dabbing on foids, your takes on cops are shit tier
1 KursedKaiju 2019-12-01
🤣
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-01
Cop and firefighter propaganda I'd say
4 Peetrius 2019-12-01
Complete the sentence: 40% of firefighters...
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-01
are arsonists?
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-12-01
Just sit around the fire station drinking and watching football without ever having to fight a fire, it’s a giant social club.
1 piano-stevens 2019-12-01
Based.