The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
Is it impossible for ledditors to admit that a person they like is ugly? Dude is funny and shit but he's like a goblin man. Why do they have to deny reality instead of saying "yeah Devito is ugly but we think he's funny" like everyone else does.
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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-12-02
But what about all the ugly people with terrible personalities? I'm looking at you, third wave feminists.
1 ashleychudd 2019-12-02
And redditors.
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-12-02
Is it impossible for ledditors to admit that a person they like is ugly? Dude is funny and shit but he's like a goblin man. Why do they have to deny reality instead of saying "yeah Devito is ugly but we think he's funny" like everyone else does.
1 LelEpicDuck 2019-12-02
Lol
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-12-02
not saying hes handsome but ur lying if u claim that couch gif doesnt cause at lesdt a tingle
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-12-02
Are your eyes broken?
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-12-02
is ur penis broken
1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-12-02
fuck maybe
1 IAmHebrewHammer 2019-12-02
Lay off the fent daddy
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-12-02
Is there any issue reddit is more blatantly hypocritical on than celebrity worship?
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2019-12-02
LOL I WOULD TOTALLY HAVE SEX WITH MIDGET GOBLIN MAN, THIS IS 100% SERIOUS, I AM NOT JOKING.
I AM VERY FUNNY
1 forseti911 2019-12-02
Entire male gender on suicide watch.
1 Mrtheliger 2019-12-02
I wouldnt have sex with Danny Devito because that's gross as hell, but I'd love to see a sex tape of him and someone else