Streaming is the dumbest thing to ever get popular that I hope this venture does as much damage as possible to the entire platform. I will support any and every cause to nuke all streaming platforms. It was a mistake to dabble in these dark arts, and it must be dealt with.

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TFW my wife's boyfriend lets me play with his Switch

Oh my god

He paints his nails too. The jokes really write themselves.

Jesus christ he literally posted a soy collage.

I didn't even put all those pics together in mspaint. That whole thing was straight off his twitter.

And only one picture does he actually smile like a human being.

oh, shorthaired foid with piercings on the face? Im surprised

We need a conflict that reinstates the draft.

no snoreolux pillow???

bully early

bully often

Mashallah

the world is a rough place, bullying is like getting inoculated

Early..... And often

"Travis McElroy, The Internet's Best Friend"

He's a victim tbh. As a society we failed to bully him into a normal lifestyle

The soy mouth open pose. 🤢🤮

But wait, there's more.

Oh god, that second-to-last one.

Those are all different glasses and this motherfucker took the exact same pose for each one.

Oh wow. I thought they were just different tints he did in photoshop or something but yeah, you're right. What the fuck.

Why would you make that face once, let alone however many times this is?

this motherfucker is incapable of closing his mouth

I know zero about this guy besides what has been said today... but I can take one look at his gf/wife and see where he is punching above his weight class.

I'm guessing the short haired septum piercing girl is his wife? Much skinnier than I would have guessed.

Kind of looks like a knock-off Rachel Maddow.

His buttons aren't real lol.

I don't understand the open mouth thing. Why do they do it?

I honestly don't think it's intentional.

I think they subconsciously learn to do it by seeing other soymen do it

To signal their willingness to prep their wife's bvll

So they can be facefucked by strangers.

I assume it is because they are self conscious of their smile. When they smile normally they might think people are judging them, but if they do a totally wacky face them you.cant make fun of them

That or they're actually dead inside and can't pull off an authentic smile.

Because they're socially retarded untermenschen who are too awkward in their own bodies to smile naturally. So they hyper-exaggerate the excited expression, thinking it's a "fun" and "quirky" way to dodge having to interact normally. They honest to god believe this expression makes them amusing and likable to other people.

Source: I work in tech.

You know how women's dating profiles are so often like, "I'm extremely ambitious!" and how they tell you about their degree and their career? And you're nodding because you don't want to scare them off, but inside you're thinking "why are you telling me this? I can't fuck your degree - you're telling me things that don't factor in to my evaluation of you as attractive"

Women do that because they're attracted to ambitious men with degrees, careers, shit like that. When they look around and don't see enough of those men, they decide to start claiming to be ambitious in the hopes that ambitious men will approach them.

This...

"fun" and "quirky"

They honest to god believe this expression makes them amusing and likable to other people.

is the male equivalent of that. These guys desire women who are happy, pleasant to be around, generally feminine. Unfortunately, they're surrounded by women who are pathologically cynical, unfailingly sarcastic, jaded to the core, and incredibly unhappy. The men therefore decide to act extra "fun" and "quirky" in the mistaken belief that this will attract better women.

Nah, this kind of cartoonish presentation is for guys who aren't comfortable with traditional masculinity. Travis is a theater fag and undoubtedly got his ass kicked for it growing up in WV. This persona is the Twitter equivalent of a dog showing its belly.

Honestly I'm surprised he still identifies as a man. Pretending to be queer or enby is pretty much the one soy trend he isn't engaging in.

I realized that's the kind of face I made to my children when they were babies. I think it has to do with our monkey brains saying "I'm not a threat, and I wont hurt you".

These soy men do it all the time in every picture, because they are so incredibly emasculated.

Yep. Plus the "Also, you're great!" in his bio: I'm not a threat, you win pre-emptively, please don't hurt me.

Everything about him screams "I was relentlessly bullied in school."

For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, "/pol/ was right again."

These levels of soy should be impossible.

Does he apply eyeliner with a fucking crayon? Jesus I've seen chapo trans cuties with a lighter touch.

"Money is witchcraft and therefor women's work." Give all fiscal responsibility back to women! Only ask for money to buy new swords and livestock!

The way these people try to appear "masculine" is really sad.

The saddest part is it shows how much they really do crave masculinity, but try and twist it so that it fits their soy-addled, low-T selves. Mixed with this "lol suddenly duck facts!" non-sequitur oh-so-random-humor they're just embarrassing to even watch.

Well said. There'd be nothing with simply not wanting to be masculine, but wanting to be masculine in an "inoffensive" way is painful to see.

"lol these feminine things were considered masculine hundreds of years ago so I'm really being true masculine!" is just the soy-version of rightoids saying "Lincoln was a Republican so Democrats are the real racists!!!!"

Way to ignore literally everything else in existence you fucking mong.

People who are a thing don't have to spend energy signalling to others that they're that thing. They just are. If you're secure in your masculinity, you don't go shouting at the internet how masculine you are. You brag about some other shit you're insecure about just like fucking everyone else.

f you're secure in your masculinity, you don't go shouting at the internet how masculine you are.

exactly, its why all black men are incels with tiny penises. and guys similar to chris chan have horse cocks though

I thought chris chan cut off his horse cock

Autism is related to higher prenatal testosterone levels. Coincidentally, longer penises are also related. It's a very real possibility that Chris-Chan has a long schlong, just like autistic me.

Or maybe it's a joke you joyless sperg

You dumbass they're just laughing at tradcucks.

Tradcucks are far more respectable than soyfags.

Nah. Literally just as bad.

Seriously these people need to just accept who they are. Not all of us can be born Bronze Adonises like us.

‘I’m a big burly manly man with an epic beard, but on the inside I’m just a cuddly teddy bear. Rawr ~ ‘

They still cannot accept that they lack masculinity, so they have to bend masculinity towards what favors them.

These are adults that watch childrens cartoons. I tried rewatching pokemon for the first time since the 6th grade and am horrified at how much of a faggot my parents and grandparents must have thought I was. Nobody wants to be around these people even if they profess to support the low T soy numales.

Only ask for money to buy new swords

Psh like he could handle true nippon steel skillfully folded over 1000 times by a Yakuza blacksmith...amateur.

We need to return to traditional manliness!

-Seize land without any legal right

-Kill all male outsiders, use the women as sex objects and agrarian slaves

-Hunt large species to extinction

-Build bonfires large enough to light up the entire village every single night so that everyone has black lungs before age 30

-Ritually scar genitals using dangerously unsanitary practices

Throw in socially-mandated alcoholism and I'm sold.

Esto pero desironicamente

I do not joke, and I do not compromise, friend

Is this supposed to be a negative list?

Only if you're a soyman, like the ones in the twitter thread.

-Ritually scar genitals using dangerously unsanitary practices

We didn't stop this one.

Why would we in that timeline? Its obvious Islam won in that one.

Inshallah.

In that timeline Islam would have obviously removed all influences of kaffir religions and outlawed the practice of circumcision.

Mashallah.

Islam commands its followers to be circumcised you larper

No foreskin gang rise up

I’m Catholic, I have a foreskin

based and sensitivity pilled

The Quran, the direct word of the Prophet (PBUH) does not command circumcision.

Then why did i let an old man go nuts down there with a razor?

https://i.imgur.com/aiEJH.gif

Only Sunnah and Hadith do, e.g.:

Ibn Quddamah said in al-Mughni (1/115): As for circumcision, it is obligatory for men and it is good in the case of woman, but it is not obligatory for them. 

Ibn al-Sabbaagh said in al-Shaamil: What is obligatory in the case of a man is to cut the skin on the tip of the penis until the entire glans becomes visible. In the case of a woman, it means cutting the skin that looks like the comb of a rooster at the top of the vagina, between the two labia; if it is cut the base of it should be left like a date pit.  

most muslims arent quranists, circumcision is either strongly recommended or straight up required in Islam.

That's what the Mossad wants you to think.

Based, except for point 5 you filthy Jew

Ocean God say I must sew pearls into penis

Ocean God false god. Me worship Thunder God.

Hmm, me want hear more about thunder god.

He is known by many names (Marduk, Set, Leigong, Indra, Apocatequil, Tlaloc, Zeus) to many peoples

Unfortunately soybois know him primarily as a capeshit hero :(

Look at what capeshitters did to my boy Thor

Radish God is one true God.

All others are false idols.

Beet God curses your radish fields. May your annuals attract Swede Midges for seven years' time.

Behold the power of The Lord.

Stand in awe before his Righteous Fist of Justice.

Time for war.

daily reminder that the Bible features other gods because the monotheists forgot to scrub all the mentions

Where?

The Bible mentions "other gods" several times. For example, the Ten Commandments forbid you from worshipping other gods, not because they don't exist, but because God would get "jealous." If the other gods simply weren't real, it would be more convincing for the commandment to say so.

Plus, it is rather arbitrary that angels, saints, and Satan are not considered minor gods.

Cool

Ain’t no one say he was talking about dongs bb

Give us some fucking credit

The first point is also relevant to us

Is this hyperbole? It sounds fun

21th century's Plato 🙌

Yes, but can I sit on your lap.

Also anyone with disabilities or deformities gets exiled to the woods/sent out on an ice float

I prefer launching them with as much force I can muster off a cliff before hitting some bussy like the Spartans. Real mean those Spartans.

Based and Cro-Magnon pilled

Hard times create hard men.

We need to return to traditional manliness!

-Have tails

-Live in trees

-Screech

-Get eaten by giant cats

Nobody asked about your furry vore roleplays.

And yet I’d love to hear more about them

Unbelievably based.

Can't wait when do we start?

genital mutilation has only really been done by jews and their slaves historically, so its not really that much different today, it's still done by these two groups + muslims

His fucking Twitter avatar is a comic version of him making the soy face. It's beyond parody. How do you even make fun of this?

He's the OG soyface lol. Newfriends don't even know about Travis smh my head.....

He/Him/His. President of Fudge. I cohost MBMBaM, Adventure Zone, Shmanners, Trends Like These, and Run: A Doctor Who Fancast! Also you’re great!

I'm going to consider it a badge of honor that I have no clue who this awful cretin is.

OG soyface

This somehow counts as an accomplishment and honestly makes me feel a little less bad for him. Anyone who puts on that much of a facade has to be incredibly unhappy.

So I googled OG Soyface and this was the first thing that came up

https://soyface.illinois.edu/

SoyFACE (Soybean Free Air Concentration Enrichment) is an innovative facility for growing crops under production field conditions in an atmosphere that has higher levels of carbon dioxide and ozone, higher temperature and altered soil water availability. SoyFACE was designed to discover the effects of atmospheric change on the agronomy and productivity of Midwestern crops as well as to find solutions that will lead to crops better adapted to this future.

This is just more proof that we're living in a simulation.

It has 60K updoots. Even Barack Obama doesn't always get that many.

What the hell is happening.

Soylent grin

Big dick move tbf

Bruh when your cartoon profile pic looks that spiritually decrepit I don't want to imagine how they look in real life

Is this satire?

It's serious effort if it is. Look at his personal website. He's either making the Dreamworks face or the soy face.

Dreamworks face

lol this is the first time I've heard of this

Back in my day it was “The People’s Eyebrow”

Holy cow. I know him and his brothers IRL.

I'm listening.

Are his brothers also in open relationships or are they ashamed of him like rational human beings would be?

You, fat man, speak up.

Oh so you're gonna leave us hanging?

I literally haven't seen him since I was in middle school, so no great stories.

https://travismcelroy.com/media/pages/news-and-upcoming-events/joco-2020/977652394-1569976321/mcelroy-081-768x1152-q90.jpg

-This guy should castrate himself, given he basically already has!

Only Islam can save M*yo moids in current year

At this point even Allah may not be able to save the mayo moid.

Some things just can't be done.

There is nothing left worth saving

They will all suffer in jahannam, inshallah

Why do they think it's okay to look like that?

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I have but only here in r/drama when a group of rightoid parrots yell foid back and forth to each other

"You know, I only just now realized that much of the dominance enjoyed by patriarchy is predicated on the criminalization of witchcraft. Taking away the ability of women to efficiently lay the evil eye upon a man was the key."

These idiots do realize that witchcraft is just edgy LARPing, right? It's not real, there's no such thing as "the evil eye", and the whole "witches were prosecuted against and burnt at the stake" was wildly overblown by sensationalist media.

He's a male feminist. What do you THINK he's angling for here?

I'm gonna make an educated guess and say a crumb of pussy.

He looks more like the Libertarian type of male feminist

So... a crumb of underage pussy?

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The media would never lie!

not continuing to practice dark magick just because some moids told you not to

Fucking pathetic.

Im pretty sure all the witch burnings and shit like it was just a excuse to get rid of schizophrenic weirdos nobody wanted around

Say that to the brave womxn of /r/WitchesVsPatriarchy

No way.

Do those "witches" genuinely believe they can cast magic spells? You would think the Patriarchy would have been toppled already by witches casting penis shattering bolts of energy and summoning vaginal blood golems.

Beautiful prose, write a book

no such thing as the "evil eye"

clutches his horn necklace and seeths in Italian

It's a male feminist. What do you expect? Best case scenario is that he's trying to get some unshaven, black-lipstick wiccan gussy and playing along. Worst case scenario is he's trying to get some unshaven, black-lipstick wearing wiccan pussy and he tricked his own brain into believing this.

I've never met a thin witch.

Isnt the joke that this is how men used to act or is this a deep joke?

The joke is that a lot of what was once considered traditionally masculine would be considered feminine now. It's not a bad point, to be fair.

He looks like someone I would instantly dislike on sight and real men did wear pink, but they were part of the Hart Foundation.

https://mobile.twitter.com/travismcelroy/photo

Its really sad to see what people use technology for. These machines and devices that we hold in our hands are one of the most powerful tools ever created in history, and just look at the crap that gets dredged up on the internet :'|

So says the r/drama poster

r/drama is one of the last beacons of truth on reddit. Mainly because I post here.

That thumbnail is the most stereotypical soy picture. The mouth gaping open and all. Disgusting.

This, but very very unironically

Decadent French court bussy is best bussy

True, and men should be oppressing women again.

If you guys think the appearance is soy wait until you hear his voice

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i refuse to believe that is a real person.

Finally, people are coming around to the Mc Elroy pill. Travis is by far the worst; his tongue is too large for his mouth, so he sounds like he's gagging on something

The McElroy's peaked when they said all furries should be castrated.

Is this the dude that did the video where goofy faces are made at the sounds of nintendo stuff?

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And yet so accurate.

Just look at this prissy little queen.

https://i.imgur.com/910GFsX.jpg

A bussy delight for sure.

You ask the impossible! No lap can hold me, I'm gigantic!!!

Do you ever feel as though humanity is the punchline to a cosmic joke millions of years in the making?

Oh, um, me neither. Just checking.

Is this real?

It’s ... it’s a history joke. Like it’s talking about regency era fashion. Am I missing something?

You're a huge faggot that's what you're missing

You're missing my dick up your ass white boy...

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He left out that men who dressed like this conquered the shit out of North America and Africa. Pretty much all of them carried pistols too.

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look at this fuckin Chad

Even doing the face in the avatar

His profile picture is literally a soy face

Also that one furry who posted a picture of himself in the replies...