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You forgot to mention the best part. Dr Manhattan is a black man with a black wife

Actually if you think about it, Dr Manhattan was technically in blackface for the entire season.

Well you can’t expect him to take a white body and go back to having a tiny peepee

Literally making yourself God just to improve your tiny mayo dick.

Wasn’t he already a duck leg?

Good bit tbh. Micropenis Manhattan

At least the HJ retcon made sense

lol ok wokeman fan

It's a pretty wild take. If you don't let butthurt spoil it the show's a pretty wild ride.

I've thoroughly enjoyed the show but the sub is completely insufferable.

Most of the initial butthurt was from rightoids who were convinced it was a sjw-washing, but it was more nuanced then that (with Redford's America being far from a utopia). It's hard to see if they'll keep up the nuance though, the last episode was kind of boringly unsubtle (muh angry white man wants to become a god).

Yeah I'm actually pretty worried lindof is gonna drop the ball yet again in the final moments and then we get season 8 GoT part 2 for the next year

I actually have no faith he'll tie it up well, since he has literally never done that before. It wasn't enough that he wasted my time with LOST, which my naive ass sat through for all 5 seasons, he went and fucked Prometheus with the same kind of mystery-bait with no attempt at resolution.

Watchmen initially is about how horrible people are should never be given the unchecked authority and or power of a super hero. The series seems to be that racism is bad.

Most of the initial butthurt was from rightoids who were convinced it was a sjw-washing

For me it was the weird cop worship that really annoyed me. The cops are literally running around in masks because they're afraid for their lives but we're also supposed to believe they can't even access their firearms. Then they go around beating people up for information and mass arresting neighborhoods and these are supposed to be the good guys apparently. I couldn't make it past ep3 I think it was

I don't think the cops are supposed to be flawless "good guys," like you said it's pretty clear that they're out of control (the whole torture/interrogation stuff at the abandoned warehouse) plus the institution is hammied by progressive police policies (where a cop can't even pull his own gun without approval).

Like none of that is supposed to be praiseworthy, its just shown "as is."

The stupid flashback episode and the last one began dropping the pretense of subtlety though, which is obnoxious. It's a shame because they've gone some pretty crazy and interesting places with the material and I want to see what happens.

the sub is completely insufferable

shocking news

Ikr

but the sub is completely insufferable.

This is true for all media redditors consume.

True but there is the the added faggotry of "yeah nazis are bad and Dr Manhattan is gonna kill em all! XD" bullshit

Saying nazis are bad is faggotry?

Yes, only succing nazi cock makes you manly

Redditors like to state absolutely obvious things and act like they are brave for doing it. Imagine patting yourself on the back because you think rape is bad.

I mean, he did mow down tens of thousands of Vietnamese.

Which was badass btw

Based. Mayos get dabbed on again.

I genuinely don't know if you are making this up or not, that sounds retarded.

Honestly I like the show a lot so far. Actually answering the questions instead of doing what most shows do where you set up a million questions that take 5 seasons to answer and even when you get the answer it's dissapointing. But who knows the next two episodes might suck.

I’m really enjoying it. It’s as good as cape shit can be.

The Watchmen tv show is not kino, it is literal garbage.

And you are garbage for consuming it with a shit eating grin.

Don’t care fag

This is you.

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is there sick fights and dudes getting exploded down to their skeletons

There's a scene where the cops raid a ranch and the main foid uses a cow as cover while the cow gets slowing eviscerated by a 50cal.

Nope

There’s honestly like no action so far

fuck that shit, i'm out

Direct quote from Sunday’s episode “it’s hard being a white guy in America right now, so I think I’ll try being blue”

Also they made Dr Manhattan African American

This show is pure troll bait for /pol/tards

/tv/ ALWAYS has a thread going on about it full of people bashing it lol

i love them

I never really go to 4chan anymore because they all use webms and apples/googles stupid rivalry won’t let me see them

>phoneposter

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I thought it was a sequel to the snyder movie? You know where Manhattan was a mayo.

no, but manhattan is a mayo in the comics

But I thought Manhattan went off to fuck with superman?

if you mean that crossover Im pretty sure it's not canon?

if you just mean him leaving at the end of Watchmen, surprise, he came back at some point and was actually inside some memory wiped BBC flesh vessel because Regina King has some magical negress gussy or somethin.

i dunno, i dont watch it i just get my info from /tv/ and whatever slips/stills/summaries they post

Doomsday Clock(superman v manhattan) is canon insofar as DC comics goes, Watchmen the TV series is not.

The show follows where the plot of Watchmen the comic book ends, but ignores everything DC has done with it since like Doomsday Clock and Before Watchmen. The show uses very similar stylings to the Snyder movie but does not follow its plot.

Fuck if I know why he went to being a normal human with a wife when watchman had heavy themes of his growing disconnect with other humans, but whatever.

So how are they supposed to be white supremacists once they're no longer white?

What's the plan?

it would just turn one guy into a blue god and he was just a rich elite using the klan as pawns

He said that but he also seems actually racist

It’s 100% true. A secret organization that has been part of the KKK and the modern reincarnate for quite some time (we don’t know if the secret organization started KKK or just took over but that’s irrelevant I guess) knows Dr Manhattan is in town. Manhattan has secretly been pretending to be a regular black human married to a Vietnamese black woman.

The secret Nazis plan to capture doctor Manhattan and then make their leader have the same powers so they can make the world better. The wanna be racist Manhattan says they are not racist but just want to restore order because it’s too hard being a white man in the world today.

This is the worst thing 😂

That genuinely sounds horrible

I unironically enjoy it but I completely get feeling that after reading what I wrote lol

Well power to you man!

I liked it until this last episode.

Same

If it’s any consolation, the white guys want to do this because the guy who became the US President (but basically seems to be a dictator at this point) used a fabricated cataclysmic event to take power (a giant Lovecraftian squid was dropped on NYC, killing millions), and then used his power to hand out free gibs.

They know this and are rightfully pissed off.

I just want the final twist for the white supremacists to be right and become Dr Manhattans just to immediately fuck off to Mars and leave the earth a scorched wasteland. Expectations subverted.

Rian Johnson is that you?

rightfully

Any consideration of this possibility seems to be missing so far.

The wrath of the white man can never be wrong.

Kidding though. I just got communist vibes from Redford, and that was what kind of semi-justified some of their end goal. But I may be wrong in that. My only reasoning would be the mass reparations and the brutal police force but that doesn’t mean he’s Stalin.

That genuinely sounds horrible

everything Damon Lindelof writes is horrible.

Don't worry, I know at least two people who like his work, coincidentally they also like The Last Jedi

That sounds fucking stupid and in the current year+4 I have no faith that it would be handled well.

I honestly think everything has been handled well so far.

why is your favorite alien movie Prometheus

I actually haven’t seen any of the alien movies

Even worse

Thank for using the correct calender.

The fuck is their plan to capture a literal walking nuke.

The fuck is their theory in creating nuclear hitler.

Why did they spin the Aesop of the comic's "heroes are just humans with bigger guns, and are thus as retarded."

Why is there no manhattan bbc.

capture Dr. Manhattan

How? Ozymandias was literally the smartest and richest human being on earth and he could barely even hide from Manhattan.

Honestly I have no idea

I guess we’ll see next week

its from the worthless kike that made the leftovers, he only has one mode of writing and its retarded

Wait do you not like that show

I never see anything but super positive things about that show but I’ve never watched it

oh man you need to see a /tv/ thread lol

I go there every now and then but don’t think I’ve ever seen them discuss that

Aww u mad?

Yaaassss qweeeen

Sounds awful

Also there’s an awful lot of capeshitters here

Yeah well I realized half the sub still unironically plays Magic the Gathering the other day so people in glass houses and all that

Pathetic if true

Literally the entire point of Watchmen is about how bad capeshit is

More specifically, the entire point was how bad comic books(not 'capeshit' which refers to movies and television shows) were, in 1984.

comic books(not 'capeshit' which refers to movies and television shows)

cope

No no, I wasn't saying they're better. They're just different things. Unless this sub went post-modern while I wasn't paying attention, taxonomy is still important. I'm sorry if you missed the meeting but we already decided this.

copeshit seethe

d- label. you have to incorporate something from the thing like a cape or a cloak

Sorry, I'll be better

crazy squid

Lmao what?

I shit you not the main villain engineers a giant squid that kills NYC to save the world. It's actually really great in context

Capeshitters should be banned.

They are the worst.

Imagine if DC had allowed the author to use real DC characters as he originally wanted.

Real Charlton characters, actually.

?

He’s saying that Watchmen was originally intended as a reboot of some properties DC had acquired from Charlton publishing, but had no idea what to do with. That’s why they gave it to Moore to do whatever he wanted.

It's a comic company DC bought .

Honestly it's pretty good and the Golden Compass remake with talking animals is pretty good too. Succession is still the unquestioned best HBO show though.

Okay, so sell me on Succession. What’s it about? Just a rich family?

Favorite show on tv right now, and I was like "meh" for the first three episodes. It's an extremely dark comedy, but still technically a drama.

Honestly, the reason I love it is every character is great. Writing/casting does such a good job where there's nobody who makes you go oh, it's a this person scene.

Trust me, it's very easy to avoid Succession spoilers. The first couple episodes are the weakest in the series, it really picks up and season 2 is A-quality HBO tier.

Ya I’m liking his dark materials also. Not exactly deep or amazing but a decent show

It's ok but I can't stand the writing and acting in the Egyptian scenes.

Upvoted for a good pun

When they study this time period they are going to just assume all the race baiting was a kink, and they'd be right.

You took this from a /tv/ post

Sad day for drama. I'm gonna throw up 🤢

How long do you think it's going to be until Alan Moore is exposed as a rapist? Think about it. He's obsessed with sex, has written child porn, is a male feminist, and most of the relationships in his comics have been between an older man and a younger woman.

Sources on CP?

You also forgot that he's an anarchist, if he was american he would be a lolbertarian

This thread is still on /tv/ retard. I know this is the retirement home but you don't have to copy and paste a thread

How must it feel to be Alan Moore watching his magnum opus get raped into the dirt by people who aren’t fit to wash his ass.

The Killing Joke is better than Watchmen

Imagine your magnus opus is a fucking comic book lol

Will drama be banning the admitted capeshitters replying to this?

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Dr. Charlottesville doesn't sound very badass tbh.

How about Dr. Dresden?

444 altes Trier nicht mit mir!

Capeshitters are the worst and should be gassed.

The Watchmen tv show is the steaming pile of dog diarrhea slowly dessicating in the Arizona sun.

I kept waiting for the surprise but, no, the masked cops who beat people at will are the good guys and the poor rednecks are bad.