Every day a pray to Allah for a sign that the mayocide is upon us. Today while waiting in line I felt for once that my prayers had finally been answered. A White Foid (WF) and Brown Wokie (BW) were in line in front of me. I didn't mean to eavesdrop since I know to eavesdrop is a cowardly act only done by those of the ((())) persuasion, however by Allah was the WF's shrill voice was so loud it could be heard across a small stadium. Convo goes as follows:

WF: I'm interested in all races of guys except like 1.

BW: Let me guess, Asians?

WF: Surprisingly no actually. Ok I'll give you a hint. I need some diversity in my life.

BW: ahh so is it...

WF: White guys, like... They're just soo.... You know .. like they're attractive physically... But like...

BW realizes the foid's poor brain is having difficulty turning abstract thoughts into words, and quickly tries to help get the conversation back on its rails

BW: Do you have an anecdote maybe, like something to help me understand

WF: Not really, oh wait actually I do. I don't know if should say this tho lol, like I'm not really sure who was in the right, and I don't want get judged lol.

BW: ...

WF: Ok so like I was at this bar right, and all the stalls in the girls washroom were full, so I went fuck IT and went to the men's stall instead. Once I was done and opened the stall their was guy just like waiting? It was kind of creepy tbh. Anyways he was like "I've been waiting to go to the washroom so long, I should have just went to the girls washroom instead. I'm a male feminist btw, so it would be totally fine"

WF: I was so pissed, like clearly it's not the same, like omg, this is why I hate white men, like... They have all the traditional power structures of society in their favour, yet you can't wait like 5 minutes to piss. See this is why I prefer minorities, like White guys just don't understand what it's like to be privileged (It was hard to hold back laughter here). Anyways I was so pissed I started a fight with him, but he was like a dick, he got kicked out of the bar btw, but like, I was in the right, right?

BW's ancestors, unlike those of WF(and even more so those of the "male feminists"), had drilled into him the correct way to behave. A thot is best patrolled after the seed has been laid after all. So he simply remained silent rather then engage(moids take note). The WF, assuming his silence meant agreement, continued her conversation.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is not a creative writing assignment, this 100% the truth, with a few embellishments on the foid's grammar to improve reading comprehension.