Epstein's private banker just Epsteined himself, what a coinkydink

1  2019-12-04 by YHofSuburbia

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It is not time to lay down nor look down.

It is time to rise.

Battlefield, they put women in it.

Resident Evil, they destroyed it.

Mass Effect, they ruined it.

When is enough, ENOUGH?

Big media has entered the fold. They are here.

They are using advanced strategies to censor us.

This is not one battle.

This is a war.

On all of us.

We all have to work together. Share strategies. Come up with new ones.

Forget which game is better.

We are fighting for our right to boob animation.

If we do not work together, we will all get rekt.

We have to all have an open discussion about this.

It starts right here. Right now.

They want to fck with us. SO BE IT.

We have the power of bots like them.

BUT WE HAVE MORE DRIVE.

I am TIRED of it.

Tired of the GAMES and MANIPULATION.

They want WAR.

Then let us GIVE THEM WAR.

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/r/drama was part of my shift rightward. There are a lot of rightoids in there doing the lords work, showing people to the light. Ironic rightoid posting can still red-pill people. And good drama is still good drama, whether it's chapotards sperging out over ableism in the revolution or the Donald Defense Force sperging out about NPCs. Drama is one of the few places where actual fascists and actual leftists clash on a daily basis, and it's pretty entertaining.

I'm currently banned for circumventing the custom subreddit style at /r/drama though.

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Cool it with the antisemitism, ok?

Imagine not being a Muslim.

I can hardly

Inshallah

Hey, Paul.

Suicide with 2 shots to the back of the head?

Cornershot assisted suicide

Honestly I for one can not believe guys caught up in public pedophilia scandals would rope, must be a conspiracy afoot.

I see the shekels were deposited today, eh?

Like is it actually shocking to you people caught fucking children, in which the public is fully aware and law enforcement agencies from like 4 different countries are beating down their doors are deciding to rope?

Exactly, the agencies are complicit. Thanks for backing me up bro

People who use reddit, of all people, should understand how often weaktards off themselves. This is a website of teens that consider suicide when their crush doesn't like them back, you'd think readers would be able to speculate that people looking forward to decades of prison rape might feel a little glum

And these are white males we're talking about. Statistically higher chance of suicide already.

Lol no it’s not.

Cope

Lmao, yeah they just immediately gave up, people with extensive lawyers who know every legal loophole and could easily get them off. Nah this is the end not even going to try fighting it.

There is no universe in which these people were getting away with this. There's a limit to what money can buy you.

There is a limit yes, but the value of one dead and silent Jeffrey Epstein and his banker is apparently well below this limit.

Pretty sure money can buy you plastic surgery, a fake passport, and a life of relative luxury in some obscure country.

Sometimes I can't tell if you're secretly based or just not as retarded as pjzza

Watermark is incredibly based

Like is it actually shocking to you people that I got caught fucking children, in which the public drama is fully aware and law enforcement agencies from like 4 different countries are beating down their my door are deciding am I going to rope?

Pizza just cant stay away from kids

You are an literal admitted kid diddler. Do you really have any room to talk?

wat

boo

there were multiple drama posters in some shitty political compass thread on /tv/ yesterday, I think there are more diddlers here than you think

Pizzashill this may be your most retarded comment.

Or, I'm not an uneducated moron falling victim to cognitive biases.

Very brave, please continue to use those words you don't understand. Your protecting the real victims here, solely victimized by Epstein and absolutely nobody else. Really sad that people want to protect Epstein by suggesting that some others may have taken part in his crimes, thus lessening Epsteins sole guilt in the affair. I for one am glad that your and my faves are totally innocent of pedophilia and now will never see prison over this, thankfully Epstein decided to do the honorable thing and silence himself rather than slandering our faves brother.

Are you just completely illiterate?

it's sad that someone who hates women as much as you do also has such unreasonable opinions.

I’m only literate in Hebrew and Mandarin Chinese.

I hope so, because it isn't english. Like, you seemingly thing I'm defending Epstein or claiming he was treated unfairly or something.

Wow watermark and pizzashill going at it. I'd always suspected both counts were run by the same person tbh

Watermark soometimes has great takes for exemple on linguistics.

Why is Ghislaine Maxwell still free then?

Not to mention pizza rapes kids himself

Yeah, I hate the brocialism and white supremacy of this discussion that centers masturbatory conspiracy narratives. What we really need to be discussing is poor working conditions among people in finance, who are constantly stressed out through overwork and this trend towards depression. It's really sad that some sexists want to change the discussion instead.

Hey wait up, I just received a text. Looks like I just got a job at the NYT as a journalist! Fucking awesome, life works out sometimes.

I don't believe in literally any conspiracy theory but I'd bet a reasonable sum that Epstein at the very least was "suicided".

Maybe, if someone can present proof I'll accept it. But the thing about conspiracies like the Epstein one is even incompetence can start to look like conspiracy.

For example - a prison has a track record of incompetence and guards not actually watching inmates that should be watched. It works out for years and until it finally blows up in their faces like Epstein and then all of the sudden it looks like some grand conspiracy.

It plays into proportionality bias. People assume big events have big causes. A good example of what I mean would be comparing the JFK assassination to the Reagan assassination. There are hundreds of conspiracies around the JFk assassination, but almost 0 around the Reagan attempt.

Why? Because JFK actually died, so it was a huge event. That means people search for a big cause behind it. Had the Reagan shooter been even half an inch more to the right (If I recall) Reagan would have died too, and you'd see hundreds of conspiracies around that.

Reagan didn't die, so it was seen as a smaller event, so the general public was more willing to accept a small cause - a crazy man did it.

All of those paragraphs to be totally wrong and retarded. Epstein didn’t kill himself.

Dealing with the uneducated is so boring.

You want proof?

Epstein's lawyers challenged that conclusion and opened their own investigation.[3] Epstein's brother Mark hired Michael Baden to oversee the autopsy. In late October, Baden announced that autopsy evidence was more indicative of homicidal strangulation than suicidal hanging

A well respected pathologist who interestingly was part of the panel investigating JFK's death concluded that the autopsy pointed to murder.

Both the FBI and the U.S. Department of Justice's inspector general are conducting investigations into the circumstances of his death. The guards on duty were later charged with conspiracy and record falsification.[5][6]

The FBI and DOJ think this is suspect enough to investigate, that's** enormous for most people. The different with you of course is that you're a contrarian retard so you hear about a popular meme saying he was murdered and you absolutely have to disagree with it no matter what.

On August 9, Epstein's cellmate was transferred out, and no new replacement cellmate was brought in

Part of the reason he was in a special unit was so that he would have a cellmate watching him but the guy got transferred and wasn't replaced.

Two cameras in front of Epstein's cell also malfunctioned that night.[8] Another camera had footage which was "unusable."[8]

Three independent failures resulted in no video or audio for the entire night.

Baden observed Sampson's autopsy when it was conducted; after the autopsy he indicated that he was unable to comment due to gag orders filed by Sampson's office and Epstein's estate.[34] On October 30, 2019, Baden issued a report stating that Epstein's neck injuries were much more consistent with "homicidal strangulation" than suicide.

The independent examiner was ordered not to speak publicly about the autopsy for absolutely no reason.

According to the autopsy files, Epstein also had contusions on both of his wrists, an abrasion on his left forearm, and deep muscle hemorrhaging of his left deltoid or shoulder. His brother, Mark, later suggested that he was "handcuffed and struggled."[44] Epstein also had hemorrhages in his eyes, which although not unheard of in hangings, is more common in strangulations.[45

All of these other injured came from somewhere, and another sign that points to hanging being less likely than strangulation.

Bob Fitrakis—a longtime investigator into Epstein[79]—stated that he thought it was "likely" that Epstein would be "killed in prison".[80][81] Spencer Kuvin, a lawyer who represented three alleged victims of Epstein, stated in a July 2019 interview following Epstein's first apparent suicide attempt, that he believed it was an attack on his life, and stated there was a high probability that he would be murdered in prison.[82][83

An Epstein investigator and A LAWYER FOR THE VICTIMS thought he would be murdered in prison.

This is all straight from the wikipedia page, someone else should copy this and reply it to him again because I'm fairly certain he's blocked me for embarrassing him so many times.

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A well respected pathologist who interestingly was part of the panel investigating JFK's death concluded that the autopsy pointed to murder.

A pathologist hired by the family is not a valid source. You can get them to say whatever you want them to say, they work for you.

Other doctors that studied his body strongly disagreed with his conclusions.

So that's not proof.

The FBI and DOJ think this is suspect enough to investigate, that's enormous for most people. The difference with you of course is that you're a contrarian retard so you hear about a popular meme saying he was murdered and you absolutely have to disagree with it no matter what.

An investigation being opened is not proof of conspiracy. If the investigation returns proof of conspiracy, that will count.

The rest of this is an exercise in apophenia and again, is not proof.

I expect you'll say none of this counts because it isn't video of him literally being murdered (too bad the footage is all mysteriously gone huh) so I guess you get to keep being right in your head.

The other doctor who examined the body disagreed with him, doesn't change the fact that he had multiple wounds that corroborated being strangled and attacked instead of murdered.

Just a bunch of weird coincidences I guess.

And if you can present actual evidence, more power to you. But if you had real evidence, I doubt you would have claimed an investigation being opened was somehow proof.

I claimed that the investigation being opened showed that the murder was suspicious in the eyes of the government, everything else was what a non retard would call evidence

Nobody denied it was suspicious. I agree, it was suspicious. But something being suspicious is not evidence of conspiracy.

I asked for proof - you said an investigation was opened. How else am I to read that?

You really are the dumbest person on the planet

I'm not the one buying into conspiracies on the internet and falling victim to every cognitive foible under the sun.

Yes I really fell for that fringe internet theory that the FBI is investigating.

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A conspiracy doesn't have to be fringe.

I was just observing how retarded your "on the internet" statement was, sorry if that went over your head.

It's still, first and foremost, an internet conspiracy at this point.

SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Is this also the same guy that approved the Dementia Daddy's loans or did Deutsche "cleanup" two employees this week?

We really need to ramp up mental health awareness. We can't just them keep killing themselves!

You know guys, i bet he killed himself, but someone helped him. Because i am a normal person with a normal brain.

Anyone remember the good old days, when the intelligence services would kill someone and zip them inside a suitcase and then the coroner had to say it was suicide?

Or strangle them with a belt and say it was auto-erotic asphyxiation?

lol boomer

Shocking

True Pundit founder Mike “Thomas Paine” Moore 

Lmao what

Hillary claims another....

It's bizarre that nobody seems to understand that Epstein got extradited from the law system, by the state.

Hahaha so TruePundit asserts him as Epstein's banker while the Liberal side of the Internet asserts him as the banker who approved Trump's loans. Surely both sides would not be up to their eyeballs in dirty Deutsche money? lib spin to balance it out