Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
That's your contribution to an intelligent discussion? A vague, unspecified criticism, accompanied by an implicitly self-aggrandizing bit of arrogant dismissiveness?
The only yang supporter I've seen IRL was in a USDA housing development. He was so goddamned useless, his rent was like $8.30 a month and he couldn't even pay that on time. Dude is easily already getting $1000 a month on housing and food subsidies.
The market rate on the unit is around $800 plus EBT and Medicaid.
Be unemployable. Follow this link, to start your exciting journey into the wonders of living in a rented home funded by the United States Department of Agriculture for as little as a few dollars
It’s funny, but – seriously – what if Biden was holding a joint presser with Emmanuel Macron? Might he absent-mindedly chew on his fingers? Or, God forbid, on Angela Merkel’s outstretched digits?
Do you think Joe would nibble on Obama in the privacy of Air Force One? Or would Joe have to sneak into Obama's bedroom and suckle on his fingers as Barack slept?
It's pretty common disease on /r/drama unfortunately. First you start posting bussy memes and then you end up whining about politics related posts on here. It's a natural progression.
Only my fellow dumbass Americans would be this convinced that if you just tell the guy in the lead that he's aaaaahkshually totally going to lose any day now that he'll just up and quit. Biden is more than likely going to win the primaries, because the democratic primary is decided by middle-aged black people in the South, and they fucking love him apparently. Until there is any data to prove otherwise, he's gonna win.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-04
Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.
Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?
5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.
It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-
The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.
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1 The_Live_Ghost 2019-12-04
This one's new
1 BussyShillBot 2019-12-04
That's your contribution to an intelligent discussion? A vague, unspecified criticism, accompanied by an implicitly self-aggrandizing bit of arrogant dismissiveness?
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-12-04
Why would anyone want to take away the level of comedy creepy Joe is giving us
1 JohnWoo4 2019-12-04
Why would anyone want to take away the only Dem with a sliver of a chance to beat Trump?
1 duckraul2 2019-12-04
but this article isn't about yang?
1 cochnbahls 2019-12-04
The only yang supporter I've seen IRL was in a USDA housing development. He was so goddamned useless, his rent was like $8.30 a month and he couldn't even pay that on time. Dude is easily already getting $1000 a month on housing and food subsidies.
1 SALTY_COCK 2019-12-04
How do I sign up for $10 rent and a free $1,000?
1 cochnbahls 2019-12-04
The market rate on the unit is around $800 plus EBT and Medicaid.
Be unemployable. Follow this link, to start your exciting journey into the wonders of living in a rented home funded by the United States Department of Agriculture for as little as a few dollars
1 Host_of_the_johnson 2019-12-04
No
1 duckraul2 2019-12-04
And one of the few I know irl has a PhD, is paid 6 figures and works for an oil company, so, anecdotes are useless.
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-12-04
Why do foids think victories are "given" and not actually won?
2 Slump_o 2019-12-04
in american politics they are
1 JohnWoo4 2019-12-04
Because everything they have as been given to them instead of earned. That's why no one voted for Hillary.
1 LetMeDoYourHW 2019-12-04
But it was her turn!
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-12-04
Actually the majority voted for Hillary. It was only because of a technicality Drumpf is in the White House for now
1 Chooseausername454 2019-12-04
🤣😂🤣😂
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-12-04
because it is very rare for them to win any sort of fair competition. they need the odds stacked in their favor
1 cochnbahls 2019-12-04
Because all of their completive endeavours are subjective and awarded by judges
1 [deleted] 2019-12-04
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1 BAZAKBAL_ 2019-12-04
We can only hope!
1 wow___justwow 2019-12-04
don't stop... almost there....
1 theworstever 2019-12-04
Do you think Joe would nibble on Obama in the privacy of Air Force One? Or would Joe have to sneak into Obama's bedroom and suckle on his fingers as Barack slept?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-12-04
Don't drop out Joe! Hang in there buddy!
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-04
Uh, journalist isnt a censored word, you dumb shit
1 JohnWoo4 2019-12-04
Reported for profanity.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-04
Shut up, sperg. No one likes you and you know it
1 JohnWoo4 2019-12-04
You're mom seemed pretty smitten with me last week in the Arby's bathroom.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-04
Your*. My god, how stupid are you?
1 JohnWoo4 2019-12-04
I'm not sure what your talking about ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-04
They need to learn to code so yeah it is censored
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-04
I hpe yu gt cncer n yur dick
1 theabsolutestateof 2019-12-04
This sub is going to shit
1 forseti911 2019-12-04
This post is fine you're just seething.
1 theabsolutestateof 2019-12-04
yeah its because Im a journalist and Im offended
1 forseti911 2019-12-04
It's actually because you're a bootyblasted bitch and you're offended.
1 theabsolutestateof 2019-12-04
oh thats weird I dont know how I forgot. It must be because my brain is slowly turning to mush
1 forseti911 2019-12-04
It's pretty common disease on /r/drama unfortunately. First you start posting bussy memes and then you end up whining about politics related posts on here. It's a natural progression.
1 cochnbahls 2019-12-04
A little late whiner. This place has been at the bottom for 2+ years now.
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2019-12-04
Only my fellow dumbass Americans would be this convinced that if you just tell the guy in the lead that he's aaaaahkshually totally going to lose any day now that he'll just up and quit. Biden is more than likely going to win the primaries, because the democratic primary is decided by middle-aged black people in the South, and they fucking love him apparently. Until there is any data to prove otherwise, he's gonna win.
1 Ubertroon 2019-12-04
It's going to be Trump vs Biden vs Trump in 2020, and it will be glorious