I knew a guy like this. Didn't study at all during uni, never took care of himself, only played video games. He blamed all his problems on masturbation so he kept trying to quit it only to fail. He actually thought if he didn't fap he'd somehow turn his life around 🤣🤣🤣
Like if he put that much effort into picking up a book maybe he wouldn't be such a stupid fuck
Anyway now he's a unemployed weeb who role plays as a child and still mooches of his parents
"I'm overweight, immobile, depressed, jobless, and my days are spent playing the newest first person shooter. The problem is that I beat off every now and again."
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-05
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1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-12-05
Imagine living a lonely sedentary life for a decade and then thinking your problems are due to jacking it.
1 A4HighQualityPaper 2019-12-05
I knew a guy like this. Didn't study at all during uni, never took care of himself, only played video games. He blamed all his problems on masturbation so he kept trying to quit it only to fail. He actually thought if he didn't fap he'd somehow turn his life around 🤣🤣🤣
Like if he put that much effort into picking up a book maybe he wouldn't be such a stupid fuck
Anyway now he's a unemployed weeb who role plays as a child and still mooches of his parents
2 Aboba5 2019-12-05
Sounds like he should've read Harry Potter.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-12-05
"I'm overweight, immobile, depressed, jobless, and my days are spent playing the newest first person shooter. The problem is that I beat off every now and again."
Nofappers lives don't matter.
1 Thepkayexpress 2019-12-05
Dare you go to a semen retention video on YouTube and comment that.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-05
I remeber a time where these sorts of people only existed at airports even though they weren't flying.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-12-05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G80qimFAgQA
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-12-05
This is gold, not only is the guy constantly wasting timeposting on nofap, hes also a semen retention spiritual nut.
Also lmao, imagine not thinking that your real problem is your addiction to the vidya, which proven to be a mental illness.
1 Thepkayexpress 2019-12-05
I’ve yet to waste any time on the topic. Keep commenting and living on Reddit every single day though.
It’s all balance brother :)
1 OceanGeese 2019-12-05
The opposite is true, like a muscle it's a case of lose it or use it.
1 DaySee 2019-12-05
Lol if this were true I would be the fucking poster child for alopecia universalis.