To be honest, that is pretty funny

all the constant bitching about him makes me forget sometimes what a great source of entertainment the man is. He should be on tv

Yes its funny, but the fact that americans voted him to power is absolutely retarded.

A testament to just how awful Hillary was.

She's awful, but no, people voted for him with a very distorted concept of both of them.

Think as you please, but you don't actually know why people did anything

Trailer-americans are actually quite good at sharing their opinions.

Sorta, but also sometimes people are just wrong.

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She still got like 2 million more votes lol, what is it with reddit and thinking hillary is more despised.

If you remove illegals from the equation she got like 4 votes lmao

She still got like 2 million more votes lol

Imagine being so braindead you don't even understand the American election system. 😂

Imagine claiming you’re gonna win multiple times, and then campaigning in states you were easily gonna win and and getting slaughtered in the battleground states. She’s one of the worst presidential campaigners in recent memory

exactly, like even a teenager would realize that you should do most of your campaigning in the places you lost. Every state Bernie won went to Trump. Its like how stupid can you be? she's like a fucking video game character. She showed her weak spot and then let another motherfucker hit the only places where she could be defeated

Imagine thinking being physically present in a state to give a 30 minute speech actually matters.

That doesmt make sense, why dont people vote for another candidate, there are other parties. You should neber vote for someone you dont like

Do you live in America?

No. But isnt there another party?

The greens, communists, and lolberts are the only other parties anyone knows. None of them are more electable than trump.

tbh as commie as millennials act the only other third party outside of the greens/libertarians that regularly makes statewide ballots are the boomer constitutionalists in the south.

None of them had pussy grabbing banter recorded

This is why they lost.

You clearly don't watch the LP primaries.

There are other minor parties, but they have no national traction. There's the libertarian party and the green party, but most people see them as a wasted vote because they don't hold any legislative seats and barely get a single % in the presidential election. So it pretty much comes down to Dem or Rep every single election. The US has only very rarely in our history had a significant third party. Third parties sometimes get seats in local and state level elections, but even then it's rare.

They did and Hillary rigged it against him.

Vote Trump, idiot.

No, it owns. Trump is the first great President since FDR

He's always been funny if nothing else

Because Trump knows what a 404 is.

Cheer up kiddo

😴😴😴

haha that image is age restricted on imgur. perfect.

Lmfao

She's still talking about how she beat him and could beat him again, so I think this is the best.

It's honestly embarrassing, tbh

We didn't run for the popular vote, we didn't build our campaign strategy around the popular vote, we don't know how the election results would have changed if it was for the popular vote, but I won the popular vote so in a way I kind of won the election

It must be painful knowing the only time she lived in the White House she was getting cucked

It must be painful knowing the only time she loved in the White House she was getting cucked

I don't know that she ever got any love in the White House.

I did fix it, but I want to make sure you know I fixed it before you saw my comment. I'm telling this to you because I just want to make sure you don't get the idea that anything you say matters.

I hope you have a good rest of your day 😁❤️

We are posting on r/drama. The only person under the illusion that what they say matters is pizzashill.

Idk if it does but I hope to God this ends up in the presidential museum with his tweets 😂

It just hit me that he's going to have a presidential museum. lol

"...and here is the only meal he would eat while saying at the White House, McDonald's cheese burgers."

I want this to be real

You’re forgetting the two scoops of ice cream

2 scoops AND a 60 missle strike. Ho Hum, all in a dinner's work.

*hamberders

Truly the most burger president of all time

He represents us perfectly.

This, 100% unironically

Steak with ketchup

Is it gonna be in Florida or New York? My number one choice would be Vegas, but there's no way that's going to happen.

Needs to be on the remains of his bankrupt Atlantic City hotel.

"I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. Or two words – Big Business." -Tariff Man

He’s going to get a goddam aircraft carrier.

HELL YEAH

all of it is going to be in history books thats why its so funny

ok kids open up to chapter 5 where well talk about how trump tweeted a thing calling other people retarded

he may not prove to be the greatest president in history, but he will certainly go down as the most american

And that's why I'm voting for him, again.

It wasn't a complement.

Sorry, I don't speak sh*thole.

You can say shit on the Internet.

Sorry. I don't speak shithole.

You can talk shit on the internet america created. It's ok we'll let you

Huh?

You can also say compliment. Learn your English.

Jaja I missed that.

Yes, it was.

Daddycels smh.

I hope they add him to Mr Rushmore. The 5 most American Presidents.

Nah, his tweets will be in one of those "Did You Know?" funny political factoid blog posts. He certainly isn't the first president to make retarded and hilarious comments, and they won't be mentioned in any history books

i think the people that hate him will deliberately put it in, much like the media does now with every inane thing he says

Today's lesson will analyze the provocative language used in "Can't stump the Trump compilation (Volume 4)" seen through a postmodernist lens.

knifeparty - centipede noises

apprently that guy was a berniebro, like he made those because he enjoyed seeing someone mock republicans, its why he never uploaded after trump won

Amazing

3 years after the fact with easter eggs on your official website

This was there as far back as the presidential elections.

well-connected member of one of the most powerful families in the world

someone who’s down

Yikes, sweaty! Didn’t you know that alt-right trolls are oppressing kween Hillary? Look it up. It’s not my job to educate you.

My great grand kids will be learning about this in school.

About as much as you learned about Carter or Harrison.

Jimmy Carter was history’s greatest monster!

Harrison: Been Jammin or William “the girls call him Oh Henry” Harrison?

George Harrison, the lesser-known president.

There is like MAYBE one other funny president in existence, so not a ton of competition there.

Also, if you think his dumbass jokes are funny you need to expand your horizons a bit, bud.

Cope

Oh shit, we got an incel on our hands.

seethe

Just took a pretty massive poo so quite happy at the moment.

dilate

why we downvoting the lolcows?

Hey now! I would never do such a thing.

Instead of being a weak, beta incel, why don't you ask me some questions about my beliefs?

Or are you just going to S E E T H E ?

Lol, that's such a stupid, emo attempt at an insult.

it's been seven hours and the retard is still mad

mfw

Haha. Pussy.

have sex

The amount of things you find amusing goes up as your tastes refine, not down. You’re just grumpy. I am right now too.

First of all, awesome name.

Second, Trump's humor is legit super uncreative and juvenile. It's not the grumps, it's just the facts.

my opinion on humor is a fact

Ok boomer

the end of blunf in thread

Yeah, I agree with you dude. Everyone in this post is just angry that President Cheeto has been the butt of many hilarious jokes for the past 3 years, so they take material as weak as this as a win.

Dilate

This guy is the greatest shitposter of all time. Shitposting from the white house is basically god tier trolling.

Imagine being elected to the highest office in the world without even really meaning to be, and then spending your four years in power mugging people off on twitter and trying to build an alligator-filled moat along the southern border. Not the president we need but truly, the one we deserve

its like that one movie where a 70 year old and a 17 year old swap bodies. But then the teenager in a billionaire's body ends up being extremely successful

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Reeeeeeeeeee

HILLAREEEEEEEE

Lmao got her

That's actually pretty funny

A downvote from a commie is the equivalent of an upvote from someone with braincells. So thanks, man.

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Still obsessed with Killary

yeah sure they can come up with this but neither Daddy nor all his staff could come up with the Trudeau two-face blackface zinger deliberately, they just got lucky!

It's ok you're allowed to be both wrong and retarded here

Still coping about daddy’s bitchfit from yeaterday i see

COPE

Hillary BTFO. Wonder if she's wandering around the woods still

She’ll emerge in a few weeks to begin her campaign, don’t worry

Oh I hope so!

if she actually does it I'm going to have to take a sick day just to watch twitter self-immolate.

I hate Trump, but Hillary is also a piece of shit, so this is hilarious.

You don't have to like Trump to recognize how funny this is.

Trump is funny. He only really punches down and is never self-deprecating but that doesn't mean he isn't funny

He punched straight across plenty, but he doesn't care if the fists fly up or down.

punching down

Woketard detected, are you gonna say that it's almost as if people aren't arguing in good faith next?

Reee stop sealioning me, I don't have enough spoons for this

yeah, punching down is the funniest thing. women, retards and poor people are hilarious by simply existing.

👏Despite👏being👏48%👏of👏the👏population👏males👏commit👏98.7%👏of👏rapces👏

Foids BTFO again

Get on our level sweeties

If rape was so bad, why wouldn't they just get raped less? Women are fucking retarded.

Truly a testament to how fucking WEAK women are. Can't win the rape war even with a numbers advantage.

TBU

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Ah yes the poor and downtrodden Clinton dynasty. How will they ever recover after this insult?

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I don't like Daddy as a president but he's the most drama president so I gotta respect the hustle

He's giving his all, so that we can have all the drama. I think his end game is to join Notch in the pantheon of /r/Drama Gods. He's given us so much to be thankful for (just his tweets alone should secure our loyalty)

Counterpoint: it's stale like zhcyiD9posting.

Notch or Whitney Wisconsin.

Notch, Whitney and Trump. The /r/drama holy trinity

Two billionaires and a dog fucker. But who is who?!

We know Whitney isn't a Billionaire, but that doesn't mean the other two can't be dog fuckers!

wow hot take here

I love Trump

I love Trump

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RENT FREE

but also baste

it wants me to make an imgur account fuck that

You can see it yourself just go to donaldjtrump.com/anyurl

Cropped like a true Trump voter.

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G O D L I K E P E T T I N E S S

Holy shit a boomer was actually funny

You know the web designer?

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So petty that I am loving this.

No matter whose side you're on you have to admit that is clever.

Rent free.

Trump is the troll we all want to be when we grow up.

Madame president 😭

That’s amazing lol

Lmao this is so petty, he's trying to bait her into running again

apparently imgur thinks it's erotic or lewd imagery.

Hillary is the opposite of either, why would would her husband cuck her.

That's because leftoids reported it as offensive content lulz.

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Yes, this is awkward.

Rent-free