When Soy meets Pibble

1  2019-12-06 by Ohsbar

102 comments

I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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  1. When Soy meets Pibble - archive.org, archive.today

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Dude beaner dog lmao

Guess I gotta sub.

just go to /r/banpitbulls

Oh I’m familiar. They sperg out a bit though. This is a one-man pibble history and culture operation.

For sure.

within 2 hrs there is 3 pro pitbull posts

Virtue signalling and mayo name a more detailed iconic duo

Pibbles and biting things

kissing things

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The pibble must have gnawed this guys ball's off in the attack.

He didn’t have any to begin with.

Assault dogs do lots of damage.

what the fuck is wrong with people like this, if an animal tried to kill one of my cats then i'd happily dispatch it myself

That dog is his wife's bull.

mayocide when

day of the syringe first.

First I thught it was her but the dog is wrong color.

Man that is fucking sick.

Odd how people tend to look as fucked as they are

Everyone ages into the body that they deserve.

Based and dogpilled.

Based. If you ever do kill a pitty please get video and post it here.

Karma for pitty

My dog stands its ground

👊mess🚯with⬅️➡️my🧕😼cat🐈➕and☑️👉ur🤓🐕 dogs🤢🤦face😶🤝meets👋➡️🧕my ⚾️base🎱ball⚾️🏏bat🦇🔚🚷

That's not even a mad cat you freebirth scum

wow rude!

Did /r/drama just accidentally resurface the long dead meme of Dog Fort vs Dr Cat?

That shit belongs in the archives next to lolcats and ORLY owl.

There was one lady like a year ago that got a ton of abuse from the Pittie fans. Neighbors pits got her Collie in front of her and kids by busting fence and dragging it through, kids recorded her going over the fence and actually killing both with a kitchen knife to try and save her dog, neighbor was rural and didn’t try to start shit iirc.

I’ve seen basically all the nannying videos recorded, including dozens that have been y’all’d from the web, and that is the only time I’ve seen someone take decisive action. People are just not good with this kind of thing.

yeah, I know that in reality I'd never be able to react well to something like a pit attack, I was talking more about putting it down after the fact.

most people can only be a hero in their fantasies.

Maybe. She certainly got her vengeance though, so you never know.

Yeah, as much as I'd like to say I'd put the pit down with a shovel if it attacked my dog I'd be foremost concerned with trying to save or at least scoop up the remains of my dog before I became the John Wick of garden tools.

I agree. Traumatic all around. This Foid was uncommonly pissed.

Can we say that this foid was based?

Is such a thing even possible?

Honorary moids sure

My boyfriend and I adopted a pit who's an absolute peach 99% of the time. She's successfully interacted and played with other dogs of all sizes but we've learned the hard way that she's SUPER territorial. I've had to literally punch her in the face and pry her jaws apart to retrieve a small dog from them that she was definitely going to kill. He ended up with a small puncture wound but he was fine.

I wouldn't have her put down, I really just should have been keeping a closer eye on things when the tiny dog was around.

My brother has an autistic pibble that's fucking insane. The last time I was in town visiting I kept hearing giant splashes coming from the pool. Went outside and saw a bunch of outdoor furniture in the pool.

Turns out the dog was literally grabbing furniture with this mouth (really heavy shit, too,) dragging it all the way to the pool, and then throwing it in. I ended up watching him for a few minutes because it was entertaining as shit.

He was out there doing it for hours. If anyone went outside and fished a piece out of the pool and put it back, he'd just throw it back in a few minutes later.

I'm not sure why.

That's kind of hilarious.

He's honestly the funniest dog I've ever known.

Motherfucker also has no coordination whatsoever, so whenever he tried to make a small two foot leap onto something he somehow manages to spin around mid-air and land on his back and bounce off the thing.

He's legitimately autistic, and once I find the video I took of him throwing shit in the pool I'll post it here.

Why would yiu willingly own a murder machine?

Are you white?

I just like murder.

you could have just said yes

But I'm not.

When my pit would get into fights with other dogs I’d walk over and pick her up

She was a fattie so this wasn’t easy but she was small so it was possible. I’m pretty sure she was some sort of mix because she was just small enough to be manageable like this, I never had any worries of not being able to control her because I could always just pick her up and walk away. She was literally an idiot and would always try to fight and growl at dogs bigger than her, like when she was six months old she literally scared off three giant dogs as puppy just growling at them. She was hilarious.

My brother in law has a 100 lb monster and if that fucker were trying to kill something I’d just have to wait for it to get over. Like he sometimes is happy to see you and tries to jump up like a normal dog, and it’s like getting pounced on by a lion. His tail is like a fucking whip and is painful when it whacks you, he’s that strong. I’m not a huge fan of him but my brother keeps him because he lives in the country, he wants a big strong dog to scare off illegal hunters that always prowl near his property. Also while we’re walking in the woods he like to bring him along because that dog could actually stand a good chance against a hog. I really wish he would’ve gotten a female or at least a male with his nads cut off though, that dog makes me nervous. He’s a bred catch dog and they’re supposed to have the human aggression bred out of them, catch dogs have to be huge and aggressive of course but at the same time if they show much aggression towards their owner they’re not much use obviously, no hunter wants to get mauled by this giant ass beast. So the lines are supposed to be bred to put down any of them that growl at their owners or breeders or show any aggression, they’re separated from illegal bred fighting dogs with whom aggression just isn’t a big concern when breeding them. But still he makes me nervous, that’s the only dog I’ve ever been around that I’ve felt like I’d just have no chance if he turned against me. Lmao.

My husky would sometimes get into fights with other intact males, one time I literally had to reach in and grab his collar and pull him away when he and another dog were basically going all out. That is not super fun. I kept on asking my brother to cut his nads off to help eliminate this behavior but he never would, I eventually just started waiting outside of the dog park whenever I looked in and there was another intact male in there. Neutered males and females he would never have any issues with, never bothered cats either. Literally he would cuddle with my brothers cat. Huskies in general are very weird dogs because they’re bred purely to exaggerate their chase instincts as much as possible. Because that chase instinct is what is basically used to get them to run endlessly for sledding. They have very muted instincts regarding every other part of the hunting process, like they don’t really have any instinct to follow up once they’ve actually caught what they’re chasing, and go in for the kill, they just want to run forever. This of course makes them bad hunting dogs, they will just chase the pray and if they catch up will just keep on running on confused at why it’s no longer playing with them. And they’re really bad guard dogs too even though they look big and tough, they’ll just run up to the burglar and then run around him, they don’t have much fear of strangers or instinct to keep them out of their abode. They will defend themselves when they’re attacked and their owner when their owner is physically attacked, and that’s about it.

I've known more coherent downies.

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There's a video of 3 pibbie wibbies playing with some guys dogs throat while he was trying to use his body to block the pibbies, and the police lit them up and they were still standing

Put the gun to its head then fire, I guess.

That's what they ended up doing

Pretty sure I know the one you mean, and that was actually the pibble owner if so. They tore into him pretty good (mostly his arm), and you hear him eventually yell at the cops to just shoot them. Brave dude.

Cats? Ewww.

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Will you cook it? 😋😋😋

It's just a mayo thing. Like that mayo father who invited his daughter's black murderer to her funeral, took a photo shaking his hand, and said that forgiveness is what his daughter would've wanted.

Like that mayo father who invited his daughter's black murderer to her funeral, took a photo shaking his hand, and said that forgiveness is what his daughter would've wanted.

Is this fucking real

PLEASE tell me this iisn't real

I'll have to search for the story, but yeah, it was real. Pretty sure it was in South Africa.

Y'all already forgot Amber Guyger? The black guy she killed's brother hugged her at her conviction hearing. The sickness has spread beyond mayos

Fucking black people appropriating mayo culture smdh

Go off queen 💪💪💅

The fact that Drama is one of the few vehement pibble hate subs proves that we're on the right side of history

PIBBLES DID NUFFIN WRONG

My mom and her dog had an opportunity to receive pitbull smooches and they ended up in the hospital and the vet. She would slap this dumbfuck upside the head if her shoulder wasnt broken.

My mom and her dog had an opportunity to receive pitbull smooches and they ended up in the hospital and the vet. She would slap this dumbfuck upside the head if her shoulder wasnt broken.

"The dog who tried to murder and eat my dog is a sweetheart"

God some people are fucking dumb.

Killer dogs are Bae.

Politicians who disagree with me on how to handle complex unsolvable problems are monsters.

At this point he deserves whatever comes to him. His poor dog doesn't though

God some people are fucking white

99% chance it’s a grift

I'm putting money together

Gofundme

It's really easy to sound good and charitable when it's not even your own money, its other peoples money.

You're not only a fraud, but you're being a fraud for something that will not have an impact on the dog because being violent is in its DNA.

MuH bIoLoGy

Absolute proof that, as long as you're a good fuck, women will do anything for you.

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Based dog cuck

I just can’t lmfao

'This sweet monster is a good boy despite almost killing my dog'

Imagine getting cucked by a pibble

No training is going to get the killing out of that dog. Pitbull owners are the fucking worst, I had one literally tell me that no dogs were ever trained to attack humans. What kind of dumbassery is that? She then admitted that her pitbulls have attacked other dogs, but "now that they've been rescued they're the sweetest". I would have absolutely buried her but since I knew her I thought it would be awkward so I left it be.

Police dogs are trained to attack humans

I'm starting a GoFundMe to have them both put down.

Imagine betraying your animal like this. Absolutely sickening.

At least it’s not a child for once

I would feed my animal to it in order to gain a bigger stronger animal, it’s like a weird form of pokemon

That's acceptable

Alpha dog survives. Good. Fuck your dog.

This has to be fake ass shit grifting pibble obsessives

Like I’m a pittcel bc I had a pitt growing up and she was so sweet and cute :(

But if she had mauled someone I would’ve put the bitch down in no time, don’t be a fucking retard

Do you happen to have a light skin complexion and also be female?

I'm a ginger moid

That might be worse

Kids and pits, I bet they're gettin bit huh?

So snally is a catwaifu 😍🥰? It’s a little disappointing because

Fish waifu>>cat waifu>>>>>>>>>horse waifu>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>dog waifu

Lmao @ wh*te savior complex

Should have used a 60mm cannon

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