/r/Drama is overdue for an incelocaust

1  2019-12-06 by dootwthesickness_II

We've gotten to that point AGAIN where the refugees from /r/braincels have clogged this sub up and are ruining it for actual human beings. Every third post here is now a screechpost about gussy/foids/thots/OP's unresolved Oedipus complex. It's high time we culled the incels' numbers drastically. I'm not saying we should seek a final solution--we obviously should leave a handful of lolcows--but the rest need to be removed. That goes for ALL of them.

/r/AZNidentity = Asian incels. OUT!

/r/EasternSunRising = angry Asian incels. OUT!

/r/Hapas = half-Asian incels. OUT!

/r/Sino = Hancels. OUT!

/r/Bakchodi = currycels. OUT!

/r/MGTOW = incels who gave up. OUT!

/r/zoomerright = incels-to-be who haven't reached the age of consent, and thus shouldn't even be here in the first place. OUT!

/r/KotakuInAction = incels who want to diddle children. OUT!

Any of MDE's refugee camp-subs = 99.9% incels, 100% annoying. We're way above carrying capacity for these "people." OUT!

/r/NoFap = incels who think their penises are faerie wands. OUT!

/r/gendercritical = if you frequent this sub, you're either an unfuckable female, or else you're a male feminist and thus technically an incel anyway (date rape doesn't count as a lay). OUT!

TLDR: FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL

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Dont harass incels. They won't breed so the problems is going to solve itself sooner or later.

Admin sock puppetry ๐Ÿ˜

Incels breed through video games/memes. Just like homosexuals breed through rape.

Hey!

Hey

Been a while.

How you been?

Pretty good. I got a job, and have actually had some success on dating apps. Only problem is with Trappy gone, the status of my Malaria donation reward is in limbo.

Well I hope you get some foid pussy or bussy whichever you like tbh

Thanks. How are you doing?

Pretty well. Today I made the most ive ever made in a single day. Literally more than I made in 14 and 15 combined. So like really fuckin good

Really? What do you do for a living?

Sales.

Ah. Yeah, I could never deal with that kind of job. I went straight for a salaried position.

This random ass normal conversation in the middle of this godforsaken wasteland of a community is really freaking me out right now.

We are a wholesome community deep down.

It's great. I sleep in and do whatever whenever.

Fair enough. It just sounds a bit too stressful for me to make that tradeoff. Plus I doubt I'd be a good salesman.

Ya I mean I only play an autist online. Gotta be social to be good at it.

Iโ€™m pretty good at irl social interactions these days, but I wouldnโ€™t stake my career on something like that.

I dont live to work, just work to live. its more of a lifestyle business for me.

Fair fair. What else have you been up to then?

I drank a bunch last night. I'm gonna force myself off the couch and go workout shortly though. How about you?

Just finished building a PC, testing it out. Otherwise itโ€™s been a quiet few months.

Any good games lately?

Just got Reach, gonna see if the mouse aiming will finally be enough to beat legendary.

If you can dream it you can do it. Ive been playing modern warfare n fortnite. I like fortnite a lot somehow

Itโ€™s not a terrible game, itโ€™s just the culture around it, ironically reminds me of Modern Warfare 3

I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

Snapshots:

  1. /r/Drama is overdue for an inceloca... - archive.org, archive.today

  2. /r/braincels - archive.org, archive.today

  3. /r/AZNidentity - archive.org, archive.today

  4. /r/EasternSunRising - archive.org, archive.today

  5. /r/Hapas - archive.org, archive.today

  6. /r/Sino - archive.org, archive.today

  7. /r/Bakchodi - archive.org, archive.today

  8. /r/MGTOW - archive.org, archive.today

  9. /r/zoomerright - archive.org, archive.today

  10. /r/KotakuInAction - archive.org, archive.today

  11. /r/NoFap - archive.org, archive.today

  12. /r/gendercritical - archive.org, archive.today

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(date rape doesn't count as a lay)

Completely untrue. Male Feminism is the only cure for inceldom

Wrong. If we expand the definition of a lay, we'll have fewer incels, and fewer incels means fewer people for us to look down on. And who doesn't enjoy looking down on people?

Inceldom requires being celibate, which Male Feminists are famous for not being.

The good news is you can look down on them for many other reasons

this so much pure knowledge in this one thread

Absolutely based

Transitioning* is the only cure for inceldom

You think โ€œโ€โ€theyโ€โ€โ€ fuck? Oh sweaty.

They fuck each other. That, or lesbians looking for woke points.

transmaxxpilled

We really need better immigration controls. This sub has been unbearable with the seriousposting for the past couple months. What are the jannies doing, what are we paying them for?

Maybe they'll learn to take their duties a bit more seriously if we force them to do it for free.

There is a resurgence in anti-incelism because /r/drama has not yet learned to be multicultural, and I think we are going to be part of that transformation, which must take place -- /r/drama is not gonna be the monolithic community that they once were in the last century. Incels are gonna be at the center of it, it's a huge transformation for /r/drama to make, they are not gonna go into a multicultural mode willingly, and incels will be resented because of our leading role.

But without that leading role, and without that transformation, /r/drama will not survive.

ok incel

Careful with the anti-incelism, this is going straight to the American Incel Public Affairs Committee

have sex

is there anything more cucked than having sex? think about it rationally.

Having sex means you have to look at your dick, and looking at dick is gay.

nah fuck that. they're going on ze trip to a place called auschwitz.

showertime neckbeard-steins!

Thank you Barbara Spectre, very cool!

They need a 10% pay raise

We pay them more than enough in emotional labour, any more and it's a yikes sweaty from me.

Gas the yikes

Drama war now.

It has to be at least double or triple that.

True, that was the Scrooge McDuck in me talking

Just put them on an island where they have no rights until they kts.

my fellow dramatards, if we don't let the braincels into our borders, our subreddit won't survive. if we can't accept that incel-takes are actually caused by drama culture, we should just go extinct.

Yeah I've noticed an influx of agendaposting recently and a shit ton of new people that take everything seriously.

I think it's time to stop paying our jannies and cut off their tendie fund.

Jannies should be put to death out of mercy

Should hire immigrants tbh. They work harder.

It only takes a couple of levels of a comment thread for even the most experienced to start long/seriousposting

I have said it before and I'll say it again.

If the mods screened approved posters for 1099s, w2s, owning property, all of this bullshit would stop.

We, and Reddit as a whole, donโ€™t have an incel problem. Itโ€™s the poors, and if we donโ€™t lobby Congress to make being poor a felony, we will be overrun with them instead of enjoying some delicious soylent green ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ

Mods. If you make owning property and bussy pics a pre-req. Im ur man bb

if mods make owning property a req there would be like 4 people

Pizza would buy a slave just so he could be the 5th member

Being literally the only bernie-crat leftoid that has an income property and a self directed acnt may be hypocrisy, but that doesnt mean im not retarded enough for drama.

There wouldn't even be any mods if they had to own property. If you had to provide a picture of your W2 (to prove you're employed) then that'd be pretty reasonable.

Nah fuck that, I've been here for years and me being a cuck/rightoid got me banned

Yes please I approve

Broke: ban all incels

Giga-woke: ban all poors, which would include all incels and the poors

but we wouldnโ€™t have the troids anymore

Implying most troids aren't upper middle class.

They grow up in upper middle class homes. Then they get poor as adults.

Cosmetic surgery ain't cheap.

That's why we need government sponsored HRT.

Wrong, I'm a doctor and make oodles of cash but remain a kissless virgin

But im also a 5'4 curry so that probably explains it

Buy a prostitute you mongoloid.

By virtue of incel logic, you'd get laid simply because you're rich.

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Poors get laid like, all the time that's why there's so many of them.

The supreme gentleman wasn't exactly a poor.

Honestly forcing every user to construct a sentence without using overused memes, proper grammar and about a subject of a slightly more highbrow nature than complaining about how mean women are would do the trick.

Everyone should be required to produce one Snallygaster-style selfpost before getting full subscriber rights.

This I like.

Unironically based

Snallygaster more like Snallyfagster lmao

Your rwtarded

dude foids lmao

sounds like cope to me

The majority of you guys think you're far more different from the MDE crowd than you actually are, but easily the biggest difference is self-perception rather than viewpoint (and even then you both have similar personality complexes, they just have maybe a handful of puzzle pieces swapped out here and there but it's literally the same shape).

I doubt there's even a significant average age, economic status, sex life, etc. difference either.

Your perception is skewed by the immigrants and course language. Rightoids wouldn't tolerate this degeneracy.

if you average everything out, you'll see the average

You should be a politician, or at least a speechwriter for one

I don't even see what point you're trying to make. Are averages between two groups not comparable? I guess all research that involves t-tests needs to be thrown out too.

You have me mistaken, I was praising your ability to make a basic nonstatement sound profound

I don't even see what point you're trying to make.

This one's certainly intelligent enough to be a politician.

whew, 1099 subhuman race represent.

As long as you file quarterly I consider you a friend.

Both sides of FICA though :(

While I agree with your general point, I will not accept slander against /r/bakchodi, an actually dramatic sub

I like being able to look at monkeys at the zoo, but I wouldn't let one into my house.

I can't tell if you're talking about actual monkeys or if I should link this comment to AHS for maximum shenanigans.

Lmao, I actually wouldn't have drawn this connection if you hadn't pointed it out; I've never heard "monkeys" used as a racial slur against any group but black people (and I guess once in The Pacific against Japanese soldiers during one of the Guadalcanal episodes). But I meant actual monkeys. It was a metaphor that seemed illustrative at the time.

Bakchods talking about nuking Pakistan: ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

Bakchods claiming that rightful Pashtuni clay belongs to India: ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

I wish Ed were here to translate this nonsense.

Hi peter griffin here to say that I LOL (laughed out loud) at mr QueerJihad's comment. You see, mr QueerJihad is Pashtuni, which is the predominant ethnicity in Afghanistan and a significant minority in Pakistan. Pakistan is an illegitimate Chinese puppet state that is actively committing genocide against Pashtunis and other minorities. Mr. QueerJihad uses the emojis (from 'emotion' plus 'kanji', the Japanese term for Chinese characters) "๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž" to indicate that he approves of users of the subforum "https://www.reddit.com/r/bakchodi/" on the website "https://www.reddit.com" when they express an interest in using nuclear weapons against Pakistan for complicated geopolitical reasons. However, certain users on the subforum also believe in a far right imperialist Indian ideology that seeks to annex Afghanistan in addition to several other Asian countries, including the illegitimate Israeli puppet state Pakistan. Mr QueerJihad uses the emoticons "๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก" to express a feeling of anger or dissatisfaction towards these users. This is funny because Pakistani did 9/11 and are committing genocide and they're actively collaborating with the worst countries on this planet to destroy democracy and freedom, and using emoticons to express a juvenile critique of this on https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/e6yle4/rdrama_is_overdue_for_an_incelocaust/ is all he can do about it.

r/AZNidentity = Asian incels.

Accurate

r/EasternSunRising = angry Asian incels.

Accurate

r/Hapas = half-Asian incels.

Accurate

r/MGTOW = incels who gave up.

MGTOW are incels that have convinced themselves itโ€™s by choice, so accurate

r/KotakuInAction = incels who want to diddle children.

Theyโ€™re the sort that have strong opinions on childrenโ€™s capeshit and sci-fi franchises while getting into pedantic arguments over the difference between pedophilia vs ephebophilia so youโ€™re accurate

/r/KotakuInAction:

Hey, stop wanting to fuck children

b-but she's a 600 yr old dragon

b-but she has big boobs

she's 14 yrs old, not pedophilia

she's not real so not pedophilia

ABSOLUTELY HARAM

HARAM

thighing aysha

Show me a hadith that says 600 year old dragons are haram

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I can't read sandcastle

While I was with Ibn 'Abbas a man came and said, "O father of 'Abbas! My sustenance is from my manual profession and I make these pictures." Ibn 'Abbas said, "I will tell you only what I heard from Allah's Apostle . I heard him saying, 'Whoever makes a picture will be punished by Allah till he puts life in it, and he will never be able to put life in it.' " Hearing this, that man heaved a sigh and his face turned pale. Ibn 'Abbas said to him, "What a pity! If you insist on making pictures I advise you to make pictures of trees and any other unanimated objects."

That only says not to draw them, not that you can't look at them.

May Allah break your back

noted with thanks

Also /r/consumeproduct they're just incels who are poor and jealous they cant afford the next product to be excited about

bugmen

Same with anything Apple-related on Android or Windows subs. There's plenty of things you can shit on Apple for, but the specific way they bitch about Apple just reeks of insecure butthurt that they can't afford Apple products and their chosen products will never be considered "cool" like Apple.

Some day /r/Drama will be cleansed from the unfunny agendaposting filth, In ลกฤสพ Allฤh.

The best drama gimmick: seeing one unfunny post and making an autistic screeching sticky to whine about the decline and fall of the sub

shut up niggo

Get on the cattle car, incel

*gif of ryan from the office pointing and nodding his head in agreement

uh oh! busted!

get in the shower incel.

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Monospace, what is it?

This sub deserves to be submitter only

This but unironically

Yeah. Iโ€™m unapproved but I want to see incel/foidcel drama without the incels, mdefugees, chapos etc ruining it.

Complaining wonโ€™t do anything. Another banout is the only solution. Or stop posting foid drama but thatโ€™s not possible.

Counting down til jannie sperg-bans the whole sub

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

banning all incels

doesn't put /r/menslib

K

When we have mass immigration from /r/menslib I'll be against that too.

Okay incel

If we don't let the lolcows into our borders, this sub will not survive.

Unironically this, since we can't ping anymore.

Does sucking the cock of your wife's bull count as losing your virginity?

No, it's gay sex.

/r/menslib posters are more concerned with appearing 'woke' they're no harm to us

Hi, as a minority woman, Iโ€™ve expressed in the past that I no longer felt safe here in /r/drama thanks for raising awareness.

As a genderfluid cat girl, I concurrrrr *miao* holds up spork

A Cat is Fine, Too.

ok foid.

Shut up zoomer

As a minority woman, I feel unironically safe af in r/drama. If I so much as mention my femaleness, I immediately get ๐Ÿคขgussy or foid begone, so this is great.

Ugly jungle asian females out! Out! Out!

Shut up, lawlz, you dumb fattie

Wait....... Mmmmmm.... You say that... You....... An..... Gurl??? Mmmmmhmmm.. May I introduce you to a........ piece of heaven? It has 4 inches.................

Yay I made the cut. Fuck you assholes, this is where I shit and piss, find your own drama subreddit.

Can we build the wall again

The ZoomerRight meme about Chapos gave me a chuckle. Now that I know what Chapos look like, I can understand their rage.

No on GQ from me. Terfs are my favorite

Terfs are the perfect concoction of based and crazy. The kind of crazy I would pump and dump

I might even wife a fit one with good facial structure up just so I can film her lighting my car on fire during the divorce after I explain to her how my pornsickness led me to prefer bussy over her

Iโ€™d say youโ€™re right, except finding one thatโ€™s not a ham planet being orbited by lesbians and cucks is gonna be a feat

Terfs are like the redpillers of the femosphere, they aren't all ugly. Your typical grad school white girl that has more education than brains

Oh Iโ€™ve never seen any of them, but have just read their seething. I could see you being right though.

r/femaledatingstrategy are all terfs and shows just how similar they are to redpillers. Horseshoe theory is real

If you spend so much time on reeing about trannies on the internet, you don't spend enough time on makeup to be considered good looking. Therefore all TERFs are ugly.

We need a medical certificate that you had sex.

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in a hot nurse.

It's a jannie, of course it hasn't.

You didn't mention /r/AsiansCuckingPinkies, so I'm still good.

You mean pinkies like DOOM's pinkies?

lmao that fucking sub

These are strong words from someone obsessed about conservatives and juden

incels are white niggers lmao dude

Burn them

Owie

I'm going to police wrongthink because only my way of wrong is right. Other wrongs are wrong and it is right and my right to right those wrong wrongs.

Shit is getting kinda narrow though so you may have a point.

SRD-tier โ€œwit.โ€

A win is a win.

Counterproposal: rather than culling existing minorities, we need to immigrate more femcels to bring more balance. This will automatically increase more clashes between the two groups and increase drama. And there's no such thing as too many lolcows.

#pinkpillfugeeswelcome

Without pinging itโ€™s hard to draw the right kind of immigrant.

But not impossible

Thinking femcels will leave their safe-space into an incel lion den

In time, brother. In time

The real incel is the guy who wrote this post.

Swooty

Is this going to be another stupid ban, so that mods can try to seem edgy? Because if so that is retarded.

Itโ€™s not stupid, Iโ€™m calling for the mods to only ban people who deserve it.

They will find a way to mess it up. You know this.

Good post. Unironically, please, I beg you, clean it up jannies ๐Ÿฅบ

Incelness is inherently incompatible with bussy worship.

And the zoomerright crowd canโ€™t legally post bussy in most jurisdictions. Yet another reason to deport them.

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incelocaust

now theres a caust I'm absolutely willing to deny.

doesn't even know about the 2 main inkwell subs

inkwell

didn't they get banned?

How does the purge work?

Have sex.

Hey, it's not my fault if you're gonna constantly dogwhistle at me.

Thank fuck. Too many weird fagots in here lately. Letโ€™s praise Bussy again!

The problem was I was gone. Now that I'm back I can bully them away for you.

๐Ÿค—

Incels on suicide watch.

They've built an identity that's so obsessively focused on their celibacy that I'm worried that getting laid might actually trigger an identity crisis that could push some of them over the edge.

Dilate

seethe

How about your doge account

Got wiped out when dogecoin crashed. Iโ€™ve been running a Ponzi scheme to keep up the appearance of solvency.

What if we just disabled upvoting?

Have an upvote!

Hey, let's not ban r/NoFap, those fuckers are critically insane, and we need more of them fighting the hordes of coomers.

Hmmm okay, they can come but they need a special identifying flair.

Also, we need some unrepentant coomers too, judging by how much thinly-veiled seriousposting No Nut November inspired.

Also, we need some unrepentant coomers too, judging by how much thinly-veiled seriousposting No Nut November inspired.

Good point. I can post weeaboo gay porn if it help ?

As long as thereโ€™s no loli/shota/related degeneracy, I donโ€™t see why not.

Um, kicking out TERFs is the first step to non-stop trans QT threads. Though, that might be a plus.

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Yes, but also, "Around the foid, be paranoid"

Imagine wanting to get rid of the cows

If I go to the zoo, I donโ€™t want to see monkeys leaving their cages and trying to throw poop at me. That doesnโ€™t mean I want to get rid of monkeysz

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I dont really care what you do as long as you promise it'll be funny.

Tell the mods, I have no authority here.

DAY OF THE CHAD WHEN ?

forgets himself

OUT

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I use zoomerright currently but I do pick fights with rightoids sometimes, can I stay if I renounce my infidel ways?