The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
That you retreat to calling others bourgie when called out on your own shitlicking tendencies is the epitome of pathetic. Maybe you should take notice when even the bourgeois is disgusted with you. Typically that's an indication that you've outlived your usefulness.
I am, I really enjoyed the ropes of cum he was shooting all over your mother. Ya know, since your dad killed himself for giving birth to such a failure.
Sorry to interrupt your /b/ circa 2009 attempts at making jokes, but if there's an injustice here, its that we can't ping any of the idiots in that thread, and we have to wait for them to come here and pretend like they're not upset.
I really want to ping that guy who thinks people like or trust the cops so I can get his wife's number. He's clearly so oblivious I could fuck her for the next 10 years without worrying about getting caught.
Ok, if you're going to come here and tango, don't crap out after one dance partner. That's just rude to all of us. Even 18 year old 90 pound spinners can please 10 guys in a gang bang. So drink some gatorade and put a new coat of mascara on, because there's more guys to get through.
Even a woman can please 5 guys at once. You half-heartedly jerked off one guy and you're saying you need a break? I swear unionized workers are the laziest "people" on earth.
Its weirdly empowering to know that I've signed the death warrant for the next black person you encounter. You're going to go apeshit on them to "get your power back" after this negative social interaction. Remember; the harder you hit them, the more I'll learn my lesson!
You're chatty and surprisingly easy to provoke. I hope your comrades never have to rely on you to keep up the blue wall of silence. Feds would take one look at you and be like "yep, there's our weak link"
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The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-12-07
1) yes, this is absolute seethe from me
2) lol
3) retard doesn't know how margins of error work
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Lmao the level of your ass maddery is glorious
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-12-07
You are a Reddit jannie that laps up the shit when retarded police decide to unload into innocent bystanders. Enough said.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Are you asking for a blowjob? It sounds like you're asking for a blowjob.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-12-07
Too late, I already finished. You're just gonna have to make due with the remains after you're done with your superiors'.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Wow that was fast. Too bad I have boots to lick and and knobs to gobble. Guess you'll need a sock for clean up.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-12-07
I don't need to clean up. That's what I pay people like you for.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Lmao ok bougie bandit
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-12-07
That you retreat to calling others bourgie when called out on your own shitlicking tendencies is the epitome of pathetic. Maybe you should take notice when even the bourgeois is disgusted with you. Typically that's an indication that you've outlived your usefulness.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Ok zoomer
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
How do you feel about King Micah Xavier Johnson?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Bless you
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Was he good or great?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Sounds like ya boi
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
I'm gonna assume that means you support him
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Through jebus all things are possible
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Sounds like you're trying to carry on his works
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Naw famalam. I'm just here to jack it and get paid.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
You the guy that's groping corpses?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Courtesy of LAPD corpse disposal training
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
And they are very good at their jobs. So is necrophilia mandatory or is it kind of a standard interest? I guess this is a chicken/egg situation
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Extracurricular activities are encouraged yet verboten all day baby
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Are you referencing spousal abuse?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Nah only ur mom
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Fortunately my dad's not a cop so my mom doesn't get beaten.
Do you beat your wife when you need to blow off steam or only when she deserves it?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Wife her? I hardly know her!
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Do you and the boys share stories of beating your kids when changing into your costumes?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Halloween is my favorite holiday
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Because your family can reasonable wear face paint so no one notices your handiwork?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Dave paint sounds kinky
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Are cops known for getting kinky with their kids? I know they like other peoples kids but I'd like some clarification
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
No Dave is my Jewish boyfriend
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
He takes care of your kids?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
And my tight butthole
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
So you do get down with your kids.
Nice
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
xXx420blazeit6969XxX is my Xbox gamer tag. Add me
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Okay expect a request from CantCornerDorner
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
1v1 me in rust
1 Deffnotacop 2019-12-07
Add me too yo. Cantflimflamzimzam6969
1 Deffnotacop 2019-12-07
I feel he would have been a little more successful had he shot your whore of a mother in the face with more then just cum.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
So you are a fan of his!
1 Deffnotacop 2019-12-07
I am, I really enjoyed the ropes of cum he was shooting all over your mother. Ya know, since your dad killed himself for giving birth to such a failure.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Would you say the Mr. Micah didn't do nothing wrong?
1 Deffnotacop 2019-12-07
I'd venture to say that Hitler also did nothing wrong
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Very based and dare I say coppilled
1 Deffnotacop 2019-12-07
Are you a fan of king Darren Wilson?
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
I'm no fan of mayoids
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Sorry to interrupt your /b/ circa 2009 attempts at making jokes, but if there's an injustice here, its that we can't ping any of the idiots in that thread, and we have to wait for them to come here and pretend like they're not upset.
I really want to ping that guy who thinks people like or trust the cops so I can get his wife's number. He's clearly so oblivious I could fuck her for the next 10 years without worrying about getting caught.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Bet
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Its like watching a first year CS student's machine learning project try to replicate 4chan comments.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
No u
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Ok, if you're going to come here and tango, don't crap out after one dance partner. That's just rude to all of us. Even 18 year old 90 pound spinners can please 10 guys in a gang bang. So drink some gatorade and put a new coat of mascara on, because there's more guys to get through.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Ok Piper
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Pathetic. Can't even keep it up.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Hold your horses and you'll get your turn. You gotta whack whack that shit
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Even a woman can please 5 guys at once. You half-heartedly jerked off one guy and you're saying you need a break? I swear unionized workers are the laziest "people" on earth.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
For the alliance!
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Ugh, is "assault by cringe" a crime?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Only for your Thrall loving ass
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Its weirdly empowering to know that I've signed the death warrant for the next black person you encounter. You're going to go apeshit on them to "get your power back" after this negative social interaction. Remember; the harder you hit them, the more I'll learn my lesson!
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Anu cheeki breeki iv damke
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
"As long as I keep replying, no one will learn that I was mad!"
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Pot kettle something or the other. Whiskey sounds good. Maybe some vodka
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Watch out dude, you can't repeat that aphorism in full or it will be national news.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Black
2 wm20123 2019-12-07
Stunning and brave! Can we get footage of you saying it with the watermark "AXON BODYCAM" in the corner?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Sure just go to meatspin.com
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
ROFL, yeah, I'll connect to my dialup network with AOL and go do that. Any other fresh references you want to make?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Yeah delete system 32 and download some RAM
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
You're chatty and surprisingly easy to provoke. I hope your comrades never have to rely on you to keep up the blue wall of silence. Feds would take one look at you and be like "yep, there's our weak link"
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Life has many doors edboy
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
So does prison! If you don't learn to control yourself better, you'll find that out for yourself.
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
Big Jim is my bro
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Damn, the original post really upset you didn't it?
1 deputy_dingdong 2019-12-07
I'll fucking do it again
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
Speaking of, why are y'all so useless when shit like this happens? https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/e907ak/the_woman_who_came_to_reddit_5_years_ago_and_was/
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-12-07
We are being attacked
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-12-07
That was my mistake for giving those jannies an excuse to lock yet another thread calling them out on their retardation.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-07
OH SHIT ITS THE COPS
1 WarSanchez 2019-12-07
He's a jannie, a bootlicker, and an SRDine.
Almost the perfect Redditor.
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-12-07
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
My theory is that they're all jealous that they couldn't be the ones to light up a busy highway
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-12-07
Dorner didnt go far enough
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
Former quite literally didn't do nothing
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-12-07
Imagine liking srd.