"But What About My Penis?" cries the redditor

1  2019-12-07 by Shubard75

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Next time men are having a discussion about circumcision, I'm going to pipe up with 'what about piercing babies' ears?' Just because I want to see the reaction.

All of the most successful peoples in the modern world (Americans, Jews, Muslims) circumcise their children. Leaving your son with an anteater should be considered child abuse, as you're denying them any possibility of success in life.

Why does nobody talk about the psychology behind it?

Do we want our boys to know that God is a cruel bastard coming for their junk or not?

Like especially the religious ceremonial versions. You got all your family watching and this royal looking dude in his divine garb and shit comes over and fucks with your junk and sucks the blood. Your earliest, deepest memory is an extremely painful, visceral experience where god cucks you and your family just fucking watched. That's a fucking life lesson for sure.

It's weird; the uncut guys I've been with wish that they were cut, the guys that are cut wish they weren't. Now this is nowhere near 100%, but just the guys who have expressed their desire.

So the only conclusion I can draw from my own experiences, people will find anything to latch onto to express their own dissatisfaction with their bodies and circumcision gives them an external enemy to blame.

They wish they were cut, but they still don't go through with it even though there's no reason they couldn't

Really makes you πŸ€”

Leaving your child uncut sets them up for a life of cowardice.

No reason?? I dread the thought of accidentally cutting myself while shaving it, no fucking way in hell am I voluntarily doing it. The cons of having a sore, bleeding cock-no matter how long it takes to heal-far outweigh any possible benefits

The fuck, you have hair on your foreskin?

Maybe you should consider transitioning if you're already such a huge pussy with such a low pain tolerance.

Why? I love my penis too much to ever want to harm it

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Lol ew. I love bussy, as a real man should

ONLY DOWNVOTE PIZZA SHILL

I break that rule for actual, honest to God pedophiles as well. Sorry, but diddling or wanting to diddle kids makes you a sick degenerate, not a lolcow.

Well we all know pizza diddles kids as well. Screenshot proves it

Yep, that's why I have zero regrets about downvoting pizzashill.

He would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for my razor quick PrtScn key skills.

I know right. He quickly made that edit. It was good you were there when you were.

Some would say it was so fast it was an imperceptible edit.

I wouldn't... but some might.

Got a link to it? I've already known for a while he's a pedo, but I don't think I ever saw the original picture.

Lmao nice

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zozzle

i know rite???

Wait, I just noticed that's only 12 days old. I could've sworn the "Pizza is a pedo" meme was way older than that.

LOL nope, I mean many of us suspected it, but that was when it was "confirmed"

fuck off childcel

imagine simping in arr drama

It's weird; the uncut guys I've been with wish that they were cut,

That is indeed, extremely weird, considering that there is literally nothing stopping them from getting cut.

Jfc, the internet has ruined reading comprehension. When a sentence continues, it's because there's additional information to complete the ideas being presented

The additional information does not change the fact that if an adult wants to get cut there is nothing stopping them from doing it.

I think uncut dicks are horrendously ugly and disgusting, and I'm glad I don't have one, but if I had a foreskin still idk if I'd be willing to go get it cut. That'd be pretty painful, at least when mine was cut I was far too young to remember it.

I hope having a subjectively pretty dick is worth being unable to experience sexual pleasure for the entirety of your life.

>TFW being circumcised means you literally cannot experience sexual pleasrue

Oh well, the prostate is the brostate, I've always said 😎

Feel free to beat the living shit out of toddlers every day until they're two, because if they don't remember, it's as if it never happened πŸ‘Œ

Yes

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Americans

Stupid, obese, and are now deciding circumcision is bad for some reason

Muslims

Stupid, inbred, and haven’t contributed to civilization in 1000 years

Of these three groups only Jews are successful and people devote their entire lives to seething at them and trying to destroy them. Especially because they convinced other people to cut part of their sons’ dicks off.

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It's a true statement that not one person in history who was successful was uncircumcised

Americans coping because their dick was cut. Sorry but it's a barbaric practice and shouldn't be allowed on children.

Euros seething. What else is new.

I'm sorry that you can never experience having a complete penis.

No wonder the muzzles are taking you over. It’s the superior power of circumcising

We built razor wire fences so they can't come in.

We built razor wire fences

we did?

Hungary did.

Lmao little do you know that the EU actually put up the razor fence to keep the hunkies in. Saying it was for migrants is just pure cope.

imagine wanting to travel outside to see brown people

Imagine wanting to be in anywhere in Hungary besides Budapest

based

it won't work as it won't snag their foreskins while climbing over. checkmate smegma-cels

Enjoy never experiencing full sexual pleasure for the entirety of your life.

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cutting baby dick is barbaric

lol ur seething!!

everyday I thank Allah that burgers are getting extinct

against circumcising

prays to Allah

I’m confused

To be fair most dramatards who meme about islam on r/drama don't know anything about islam

This is true, but it's the thought that counts. They're slowly radicalizing the more they shitpost, and soon they will accept the truth conveyed to us through the Final Prophet (PBUH). That is until the FBI starts raiding homes of drama users.

The use of "inshallah" when the context calls for "bishmallah" is a dead give away.

Most of the time the context calls for Mashallah, not inshallah or bismillah

... Meh

I'm not sweetie, I thank Allah for getting rid of burgers who are retarded enough to think cutting baby dick isn't barbaric

The correct take is to acknowledge that it is barbaric, and that's πŸ‘ why πŸ‘ it's πŸ‘ a πŸ‘ good πŸ‘ thing πŸ‘

You seem very confused as allah support circumcising. Why would he get rid of those who support his policies.

Because they don't acknowledge it's barbaric and don't encourage it because of that, they're not redpilled on the moid menace

Also burgers aren't people, only the brown man is

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You’re an anti Semite

Congratulations! I do not often downvote. You have earned mine.

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this may come as a shock to everyone but I'll do you all the favor of summarizing every argument in the linked thread:

I love my penis

you're welcome

We need baby penis piercings

If a redditor ever goes full AHS about anti semitism, ask them why they haven’t been circumcised to show solidarity. If they refuse then they are no better than a nazi

There's litetally nothing wrong with cutting baby dicks you retards 😠😠

Early transition is a good thing πŸ‘ πŸ‘

The future is here and it's queer πŸ‘πŸ‘

Honestly I think we're not removing enough. We need to start cutting baby mayos junk off entirely. It would solve so many problems.

not killing wh*te babies entirely

Are you even trying? Can't believe racism like this still exists