Hillary would've been a much better president, she is competent, experienced and intelligent, and she actually cares about her job and the country. But these cretins wanted a funny man in office.

I live in a State where trump won by a landslide and my (ex, thankfully) girlfriend called after the election results and when I said I didn't vote and wasn't upset by him winning she cried for 30 minutes. And I don't mean 5 minutes that felt like thirty. I mean the call timer said 32:57 when she finally spoke again.

Seriously? That's retarded.

I remember thinking "yo what the fuck, trump is going to win" then sat there for like 10 seconds in silence. Then smirked thinking about the future memes before queuing another game of rocket league.

She was your typical woke liberal feminist girl who has psychedelic tapestries in her room and looooved Bernie Sanders but when you ask why she's just like "well, ya know I just think he has, like, really good ideas".

Did she shave her pits at least?

God at least let me have that

Ok good.

I realized Trump was winning in after the first 30 minutes and went to subway and ate a sandwich. I was super upset and disappointed, because subway kinda sucks.

I was laughing the entire night, the election meltdown is a cherished moment

Admitting to being a gaymer 🤢🤢

There's nothing wrong with wanting a retarded president for drama and entertainment purposes. The issue is when you unironically think he's doing a good job.

Implying all USA presidents aren't retarded.

Andrew Jackson was pretty baste though

Killed more Indian (firewater not IT support) savages (personally with his own hand) than any president before or after.

I mean that makes him unbelievably based.

I like Casino VS Convenience Store

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Eh I mean I realize this won’t be a popular take here, but this sub is trash. I hope you all die and we can get back to actual drama instead of pathetic infighting and sensationalist titles.

Couldn’t have said it better myself

Yikes sweetie. Who hurt you.

actual drama instead of pathetic infighting and sensationalist titles.

Have you literally ever browsed this sub before?

Eh I mean I realize this won’t be a popular take here, but this sub is trash.

No one disagrees with you lmao

Hillary would have done just as much as Trump to accelerate the end of human civilization, but with the support of nearly the entire entertainment industry, most major news outlets, and reddit.

In a way Trump is more beneficial to our soyciety than Hillary. His corruption is so obvious and goofy that it's giving a wake call to how fucked the country is. With Hilldog it would just be another 8 years of the poor getting fucked.

Trump is more beneficial to our soyciety than Hillary. His corruption is so obvious and goofy that it's giving a wake call to how fucked the country is.

That would be beneficial if the American people weren't goldfish

True. We're all going to have to be a little less retarded if were going to make it through this.

Hahahaha we're fucked

why you even give a fuck about poor people

you a poorfag?

I don’t listen to anyone who cares about the poors

I don't listen to anyone who doesn't want to eat the poors

Yes! Dumass chapos say eat the rich but why would you eat that objectively more value and worth? Poor are replaceable.

also the diet of Doritos and Mt Dew helps with the marbling

Like the Boers in their encampments or the opiod addicts in rural settler America?

Oh no I don’t think you meant that did you, you were referring to poor people who aren’t entitled parasites who’ve been handed everything, non-settlers.

I think he’s referring to the dope heads in Baltimore

His corruption is so obvious and goofy that it's giving a wake call to how fucked the country is.

Yet 95% of half the country doesn't see this and think we're headed in the right direction

And that's a good thing.

50s unity and all, cold war with Russia, I can only dream

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Nothing much would change either way. Obama's slogan was literally 'change' when he was running, but when he got into power nothing really happened. Trump supporters predicted similar change, nothing much has happened. Same thing will happen again with whoever's next.

...but when he got in power nothing happened

It's almost as if there was an uncooperative do-nothing Congress and the House was just as useless, prohibiting progress

Meh, she wouldn’t have better enough than trump to justify the massive loss of drama. The trump presidency has been a blessing for dramacoin in a way I just can’t see a couple rightoids being mad at a boomer mayo lady being.

QuadNarca? More like QuadTardca

Agenadaposting fag out

I'm not even American, but American politics is entertaining.

I'm not even American, but American politics is entertaining.

...you're still a faggy agendaposter.

You think I actually support Hillary? That comment was just to trigger daddy fans.

I believe you! #believeallagendaposters

“Why yes I do go onto are slash drama to make right/leftoid agendaposts and cope about my favorite media-backed greasy politician not doing well enough, how could you tell?” 🐵

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she actually cares about her job and the country

lmao this is your brain on soy

Bernie or bust.

tfw too intelligent to win

Dear Sub-Human Filth,

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2018. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.

We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by severalprofessors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.

I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.

The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.

It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.

All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.

So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.

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He’s so dismissive

No people in history have ever been given more, or feel entitled to more, than white settler America. America is essentially divided into two parts, white settler America, the special snowflakes who got massive handouts under the homestead act and never earned a single thing in their entire worthless existence, and diverse America, which builds all, and does all that is worthwhile in America. Yet the special snowflake settler pieces of shit constantly whine and feel entitled to more and more, they resent ever having to share political power for a second. God fuck settlers and they’re awful spawn. If every area in America populated by white settlers and their progeny just suddenly fell off the map, we would be a thousand times better off. They are worthless animals that bring nothing but shame to the other white people who actually earn their keep and aren’t entitled pieces of shit who always whine.

Why do you think white liberals in diverse America hate their own race so much? Why do you think white inhabitants of diverse America are the only group in America that actually has a stated out group PREFERENCE. It’s YOU! YOU worthless entitled pieces of shit who constantly bring us nothing but shame! FUCK YOU you settler garbage animals. No one could be proud of their people when they’re associated with you inbred animals.

And of course the only people the settler parasites feel a shred of sympathy for worldwide are fellow entitled settler parasites like the Boers and the Israelis. Jesus Christ fuck these animals, may they all fall off the face of the Earth, entitled worthless pieces of shit.

If you look at any area of the map on Google Earth, and you see that the farms in that area are divided cleanly into 40 acre square sections, the inhabitants of that piece of land are the most worthless parasites the world has ever known and you should stay as far away as possible.

BTW go to Israel and look up how the Israeli farms are organized compared to the Arab ones! Yep suddenly the behavior of fucking Israel makes a lot more sense now, it should, this is settler behavior, the most rotten set of behaviors a poisoned culture can possibly acquire. Of course the Israeli square settler alloted farms are much greener because they alot themselves all the water from the Jordan valley like any selfish settler parasite would! And they consider this proof of their inherent superiority and justification for stealing more and settling more, of course, typical settler logic. The more they are given the more they believe they deserve!

I'm proud my ancestors colonized my human sacrificing Maya ancestors. Without them there'd be no Cathbol.

Where’s your weird water mark pink face

You will never be half the person Momruepari was

Disrespecting the deceased too. Thats a yikes from me. Consider yourself blocked😤

Well Momruepari was pretty...so you are correct.

RIP

F.

For fat. Not respect.

Even in death you still gottum

Best time to kick someone really

I put a space in it specifically to avoid referencing drama leftoid gimmick A1 tyvm

I’m glad I will forever hold that place in your mind

😘

Oh but I do :)

I don't disagree with anyone because I can't formulate my own opinions and I have to latch on to whatever the consensus of any given thread is to hope to find validation

Who the fuck downvoted me I'm having a personal crisis rn omg

This, but unironically. If you cut my head open you could count the wrinkles on my brain with one hand.

Ok boogie

I only downvote people I agree with

I only downvote

It's funny when I'm talking to someone and my comments go down to zero in seconds. I don't give a shit about being downvoted, but are you incapable of not mashing the downvote arrow like a retarded chimp.

Mainly annoying because what I do actually care about is replies and that just becomes less likely when lightly downvoted

Radical Centrists do not vote. Mashallah

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Funny how leftoids have been bitching about the rightoid takeover for literal years but it's never happened

Leftoid fantasy of being dominated

Alexa what is 20% of 0

jannies did a good job

This is what retard posting looks like.

The rightoid takeover happened when the pilgrims landed

lol i mean the sub is pretty rightoid these days compared to how centrist it used to be.

It’s still pretty centrist tbh, there’s just much more leftoid retardation on Reddit as opposed to the rightoids all confined to a couple subreddits.

Issue is when someone posts a thread about leftoid bs people love to shit on it as they should, but when someone posts rightoid bs you always have a couple of retards lowkey defending their daddies, and these retards are often encouraged.

but like whatever lmao, who couldve thunk retards would end up on r/drama

This whiny shit is at the top of the sub whenever its posted, which is every other day now.

Rightoids are like deer that need to be culled now and then

This sub still leans towards the right. Mocking the left wing always gets you more upvotes than the same comment about the right.

hahahaha hilarious

Mdefugees get the fuck out

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The only person I downvote is Watermark because he is a budget pizzashill

This place has gotten like 20x busier since we went NSFW. What the fuck happened?

Why can't the left actually post content instead of self posts and whining about imaginary internet points? That alone deserves downvotes, if it sends you faggots into convulsions.

We're desperate. Someone sound the alarms.

I look forward to the downvotes on this post validating its message.

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