You maybe suffering from assburger's syndrome

Flame broiled angry whopper on the assburger scale

Whatever you do: Do not trim or shave.

Waxing ftw

Mulesing is even better, but it's hard to find a salon that will do it.

I’m gonna guess you are obese

Prove it nigger

Is that shit skinned faggot dude still around

No I’m his brother you dumb shit. Now answer my question

Well it it was literally shit skinned faggot but then it was salvadora or something

Probably killed himself tbh. His whole life was duexrama

Got boring. Hardly any posts

he posts on alts in various incel subs

Living the dream

Damn, I wish I was an incel. Just never worked out for me tho.

yeah i just have women throwing themselves at me too.

they even let you grab them by the pussy...

I wish i was straight. Never would out either.

What’s his name

lose weight

I'd say dilate but clearly you don't need to be increasing in circumference

The individual achieves decreased ass sweat by choosing healthy food options, limiting food intake and volume, reducing appetite, and progress of food from the top portion of the stomach to the lower portion digestion.

men and women both love a dank bussy, i wouldn't worry about it my dude be proud of your natural bussy secretions it's like animal pheromones

talcum powder, and it totally doesn't cause cancer.

Try wearing pants less tight in the seat and also wear underwear made of synthetics that dry out quicker, like ex-officio boxer briefs?

Also do you got a pancake/hank hill esque ass? Seems to be more of a problem for people like that.

Oh honey, no. The source of that fluid is not your sweat glands.

Short term, you need to eat different foods. Less banana, more cheese.

Long term, get that anal prolapse reset.

There is absolutely nowhere on Reddit (except maybe The Great Awakening) where stupider, sadder, scareder, or crazier comments consistently get upboats and support than this place you linked. You might think, Hey look! A place where women aren't all sucking tranny peen! Weird! But then you find out that they are scared of tranny peen, and believe that in a couple years, women who don't assimilate and get a peen themselves will be locked up in suspended cages, let down from their gibbets only to be repeatedly viciously raped and denied STEM jobs.

That place is like /r/drama if everyone here felt scared for their lives, and could only find possibly recourse in demanding mayocide and bussy. Swap our memes for 'white-female ethnosexstate now' and 'kill all men before they kill all women' and you have a pretty fair idea of their topics.

And that's where it gets interesting: they're unironically probussycide, unironically antifemayocide. Truly, /r/drama has its antithesis.

And believe me: it is dangerous.

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Do you get sweaty hands and feet easily too? I’d get your thyroid checked. Over sweating a sign of thyroid problem can’t remember if it’s over or under active but ask your doc.

Huh no clue then. Have you asked your doc yet, genius?

Some people get Botox for their sweaty parts, but maybe getting it in your buttcheeks is a bad idea. Also heard that extra sweat pours out from other areas.

I’m pretty sure he’s just a fat fuck.

Cry harder fat boy 😏😏

Stop eating, fatty

Glue on ur ass my g

Yes Botox

Look man, I understand how freeing it is go commando but you really need to start wearing underpants. Get some high quality ones that have thick fabric and you will never have to worry about ass sweat again.

Gastric band

you need an asstectomy, they do it in japan.

just to clarify: they cut off your ass and replace it with pancakes.

routine procedure

Take a shower once in a while

Wash your buttcrack and balls area instead of wasting water

Get a blow torch, aim it at your ass until you have no more sweat pores.

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Go buy some women's sanitary pads and wear those. Or wear Depends.

How did you manage to steal tomorrow's MasterLawlz sticky?