Joseph in his cuck shed again. Just a shame Nintendo Switch wasn't around in 1BC so Joseph would have something to do whilst his wife was out 'with friends'.

Ok, but why is Mary in a cuck shed too? Are they into some weird sex deprivation fetish where they lock themselves up and furiously gaze into each other's eyes as they masturbate?

Why is baby jesus in a cuck shed?

Christfags eggsblain

FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT HOW DARE YOU BLAPHSME CHRIST AND THE VIRGIN MOTHER

The only jesus I remember trying to cross borders illegally was some 34 year old dude who works as a sushi chef in Denver for some shitty garbage place and he cant speak English but oddly enough loves DMX and hanging around his building maintenance brother in law while he is on the job.

Guy seems ok if yet another reminder that every kitchen in the southwest is filled with dudes that legitimately cant read a single word of English, let alone a "employees must wash hands" sign.

Black Jesus is one of my favorite interpretations of Jesus

Jesus hung out with prostitutes, homeless lepers, and taxmen -- people society look down upon. The modern equivalent would probably be people in the projects.

Jesus hung out with prostitutes, homeless lepers, and taxmen -- people society look down upon. The modern equivalent would probably be people in the projects.

Thats because Jesus was broke as shit and from the middle of fucking nowhere. Jesus lived in the equivalent of Montana, or Indio, CA. Like all Jesus knows is homeless, prostitutes, and meth addicts. He was also below average in height and mainly preached in the middle of nowhere.

Just watched the first two seasons a month ago, shows fucking hilarious. Sad that the actors of the two main antagonists both died. (Charlie Murphy and John Witherspoon) Probably means the end of the show as well.

Chinese Jesus is the best imo

lol awesome i wonder what the "driving the merchants out of the temple" level will look like

Jews don't want us to think too hard about the stuff that puts them in a bad light instead of Catholics.

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I like my messiah packing heat and smiting enemies

11 I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war. 12 His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. 13 He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. 14 The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. 15 Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations. “He will rule them with an iron scepter.”[a] He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. 16 On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:

king of kings and lord of lords.

17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair, “Come, gather together for the great supper of God, 18 so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and the mighty, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, great and small.”

And they throw their fucking toilet paper in the trash can after wiping their ass.

The people this is most likely to offend is the incredibly catholic central and southern American migrants, however.

I don’t get it. Also, this is pretty offensive and I feel it’s a personal attack against me.

I don't remember baby jeebz crossing a border illegally.

in fact he returned to his homeland when the emperor told them to

Jesus was the most law abiding man in the world. always did what the law told us to do

i mean he really was.... i know ur trollin but he knew in advance that the romans were coming for him, and he met them face on

of course, Jesus was a catholic. If he was some Jew he would have fled town like Polanksi did

Not realizing Eastern Orthodoxy is the most uninterrupted line to nascent Christianity

Smh

Not realizing Polanski wasn't Eastern Orthodox but in fact is a jew

Of course he was a Jew with a name and a nose like that. I was referring to the "Jesus was Catholic" part

Did he have a visa to get into Egypt tho?

The people that most want to abolish borders are atheist anyway, so what does it matter?

Jesus would have done it.

Yeah I’m an atheist and don’t give a shit about your backwards religion, but maybe if I guilt you with it you’ll do what I want.

https://www.reddit.com/r/smuggies/comments/e7967l/hmmm/

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Did they forget that the government literally tried to kill baby Jesus but God saved him? It just proves that illegal aliens don't have God's favor or else he would intervene.

Like most conservatives would do, God saved the baby Jesus just long enough for him to become an adult male who gets executed by the cops

That’s pretty much what happened.

but who called those cops? shouldn't we blame (((THem)))

Yes.

I hope that this is the end. r/Drama has a unique way of bringing out the worst in people. It really does, I think. The dynamic here is just so fucking toxic and it turns people into the worst possible people they can be.

Drama is an addiction. It should be classified as something more like heroine or meth than a game.

The legacy of Drama has been written large in blood, quite literally. Several Drama posters have committed mayocide, and this place enabled their downward spirals. u/DarqWolff's insanity was made far worse by this place. I've come to the conclusion that the internet, as a social platform, was a mistake.

It radicalizes people by isolating them with other people just like them and so they spiral into the worst versions of themselves. Drama made me a worse person, and it's made most of you worse people. It's been the breeding ground of pedophile groomers, alt-right killers, and suicidal narcissists. This place is a total fucking shithole and I spent three years of my life that I'll never get back immersed in it. It was a total waste and I'm going to regret this period of my life for the rest of my existence as will most of you.

Even the most moral people have been made worse for being here. I think that the fundamental issue with Drama is that due to the way reputations work, betrayal, secret cabals, two-faced bs, and bad faith negotiation isn't just prioritized, it's the only effective way to operate. Being a huge piece of shit to everybody around you and tearing them down like crabs in a bucket isn't just a viable strategy, it's actually the only viable strategy once Drama reached a certain size. It's all just a bunch of assholes circlejerking over how bad all the other assholes are, because it's impossible to do anything else short of outright genociding anybody who poses any sort of threat to Drama's security and dominance.

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I genuinely don't get it.

It took me way longer than it should have to realize that the center cage was a jesus manger and not, in fact, a low-dabbing muslim.

Did Jesus and his parents have their papers?

Zoomer v Boomers:

https://www.removeddit.com/r/pics/comments/e7vq06/nativity_2019/?sort=controversial

Thought we banned everyone from /r/teenagers

Ah, the rare and tasty false equivalence and "dont u believe in jesus" argument combo. My favorite.

You are telling me that if Palestine had had border control in the 0 AC we would have saved ourselves from millions upon millions of people killed or enslaved by Christian genocides?

Joseph didn't order a visa with rules designed specifically to ensure his denial because he is of the lesser races, he deserved this, and so did his cuck-spawn

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/444/163/0c1.jpeg

... Ok Shitposting aside are you arguing that Jesus has no important parables of kindness to people of strange lands? F*ckin prods.

sure it does, but none of the people that cite that shit believe in christianity anyway so whats the point of bringing it up apart from trying to manipulate

its just disingenuous

and with that ive managed to sum up the meme in more words than the original

Isn't that having it both ways though? Trying to shield political preferences with a dressing treatment of religion but not dealing with the serious issues the religion demands at a base level? I deal with this shit with members of my majids congregation and it drives me up a fucking wall.

Besides most lay devout hardly know or even read their texts and rely on culture and comfortable explanations so kinda renders religious backing of political beliefs moot.

Isn't that having it both ways though?

i dunno i dont think "accept a person" and "accept invaders" is the same thing

people definitely do what you describe though, i feel like they think they cant be too zealous or theyll lose people

kinda renders religious backing of political beliefs moot.

agreed

i dunno i dont think "accept a person" and "accept invaders" is the same thing

Not too sure refugees and just immigrants count as an invading force though.

depends who facilitates their passage and why

Please tell me you made that

I would do the same thing tbh

Christianity has resulted in tonnes of carnage

good