Leather daddy is definitely a power bottom. There's a rumor going around that he has a boat (white priveleged) but he named it the SS Powerbottom. (So, so, woke)
Pete only pretends to be gay because he's a sociopath crafting the perfect persona to get elected as president. We know this is true because all modern presidents have been gay, ex-military, ex-big business consultants, and have never held a high political office.
A subspecies they aren’t as familiar with, however, are the Type A, politically driven, never-take-their-eye-off-the-ball gays—a group of which Pete Buttigieg is an extreme example.
Stop looking at my balls, Pete. You need to focus on the poll.
This is why a gay guy won't become president, not the general population, but the gay community attempting to purity test him and attack him for not being gay enough.
"In the beginning there was ass fucking. Lots and lots of ass fucking. This then progressed to rimming and fisting in the medieval era, which finally culminates with the bug chasing and power bottom water sports we know and love today..."
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22 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-12-08
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-08
lol at people who are backing the white injun or were With Her fussing that bussy Pete is too fake.
10 PplOfColoredMeShockd 2019-12-08
A bottom? Perfect headline lmao
7 Grundleberries 2019-12-08
Absolute slampig.
1 _bobsacamano 2019-12-08
Leather daddy is definitely a power bottom. There's a rumor going around that he has a boat (white priveleged) but he named it the SS Powerbottom. (So, so, woke)
10 lickedTators 2019-12-08
Pete only pretends to be gay because he's a sociopath crafting the perfect persona to get elected as president. We know this is true because all modern presidents have been gay, ex-military, ex-big business consultants, and have never held a high political office.
8 agenteABIN 2019-12-08
He was an "intelligence officer" for the Navy during Afghanistan, a landlocked country. Dude is 100% a spy and spies are all psychopaths.
How is that not more evidence that he's a psycho trying hard to become president? lmao
3 professorshillphd 2019-12-08
Oh boy.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-12-08
Implying those are bad traits in a president
6 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-08
Dude fags lmao
6 TaysSecondGussy 2019-12-08
Stop looking at my balls, Pete. You need to focus on the poll.
1 Lehk 2019-12-08
Pole
2 SnapshillBot 2019-12-08
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2 diggity_md 2019-12-08
I'm not sure Slate wanted to write this, but it is what they wrote
1 zerostile 2019-12-08
Exactly. "seemingly distant from gay culture". So he doesn't watch rupauls drag race and use reaction gifs on Twitter? What a nightmare!
1 hmunkey 2019-12-08
Are Pete gays even rare? I feel like most gay men in the US are more or less normal about it and not flaming queens.
2 Throwmeawayhard7 2019-12-08
I now want to go back to college and major in bussy history.
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1 professorshillphd 2019-12-08
This is why a gay guy won't become president, not the general population, but the gay community attempting to purity test him and attack him for not being gay enough.
1 _bobsacamano 2019-12-08
"In the beginning there was ass fucking. Lots and lots of ass fucking. This then progressed to rimming and fisting in the medieval era, which finally culminates with the bug chasing and power bottom water sports we know and love today..."