Believe it or not, the leading cause of death among rappers isn’t drugs or murder, it’s heart disease.

1  2019-12-09 by Kaiser-romulus

African Americans are especially at risk of getting it. IIRC the main reason is foods like fried chicken, gravy, and other greasy foods are more popular among African Americans.

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foods like fried chicken

I could really go for some fried chicken rn.

Have you heard about Popeye's delicious new sandwich?

Finally got to try it

It’s good but not worth the 30 minutes I spent in the drive thru

Tried it. Not that great tbh.

KFC has chicken and waffles now for some reason.

Noice

Come on, you know the reason.

Honestly I was expecting there to be lettuce and tomato and mayo and shut on it and when Uber delivered it it was a plain ass sandwich. Boring as fuck and not even that good. They just took the bike out of the breast and put it in the same lame ass batter. It was just like chik fil a only crunchier and who gives a shit about that

like chik fil a

That's the point. The original formula - breaded chicken breast, two pickles and buttered bun. The company is trying to compete.

Even McDonald’s is trying to do it again. Although I'm still not sure about this, because I resided somewhere a few years ago in a relatively backwater place where they had a "southern-style" chicken sandwich that was a copycat chick-fil-a that was ok, not quite as good but still tasty enough and better than this new Popeye's version.

I mean, I think the biggest issue for me was the bun, also. It tasted like a Mickey ds bun and I don’t get why

this white bread tastes like other white bread

Make your own fried chicken, it'll be better

Heart failure due to being shot ✔ Heart disease due to doing drugs ✔

That’s like saying the number one leading cause of deaths for native Americans isn’t alcoholism, it’s psoriasis.

It’s definitely drugs/murder lol.

I try and send out I public service message to our black readers and this is what I get.

100%

Especially recently it seems

They should rap about poppin' statins like candy

Shootin up insulin like heroin

stentin' on em

Thank you for giving me choice to believe or not believe, I'll choose to not believe it.

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That's like saying leading cause of death in school is not a shooting.

Don't believe it...

TIL I'm going to die like an African American.

Imagine being vegan and still dying of cancer smh my head

Nigga, unless you have the world record for being a fat fuck, chicken isn't giving you a heart attack at 21

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A nigga always getting bigga, yo!

Skrrt skrrt, my heart hurt