Wtf is a zoomer? Wtf am i? I'm not a boomer, i'm technically millenial but i was born early 80s which means i'm not gen z... I'm gen y? Am i ymer? That doesn't sound as cool.
I'm not gen x and there's nothing wrong with gen x.
Wikipedia: "Millennials, also known as Generation Y (or simply Gen Y), are the demographic cohort following Generation X and preceding Generation Z. Researchers and popular media use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years, with 1981 to 1996 a widely accepted definition."
Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that
It's always kind of been horseshoe edgy to be a young republican instead of being happy and empathetic. When I was in HS in the 90's there was this kid who always wore suits and printed his own "alternative" newspaper that was basically just Bill Clinton hate recycled from the Rush's tv show mixed with anti-fun diatribes of his own.
OK so I'm an old goddamn man in his mid-twenties who is currently taking freshmen classes in college, let me clue you in on the dirty little secret.
These kids aren't cool. The leftoids kids aren't cool. Neither of them are fucking cool. In fact, a lot of people cannot fucking stand them. The rightoids get ignored, the leftoids get paid some respect cause people are terrified of being called a racist. But don't get it twisted, nobody actually likes any of this shit.
How the hell else are you supposed to rebel against today's parents? Back in my day you could just go goth/emo, be gay, or smoke weed to piss off your parents. Today's lefty parents would encourage all of those (and are probably already doing them themselves)
I think this almost romanticizes “the good old days”. This halcyon day mindset is a symptom of the current attitude in the world. As things get worse it’s always easier to dream about simplistic times, but the reality is that in life you can never go back. As soon as we can develop that mindset we can stop lashing out at each other like scared dogs in cages. We can move forward. It’s not left or right and we can’t just disassociate and treat politics like sports game where you’re loyal out of principle.
Rebelling has been around in different forms forever. We’re so busy fighting each other that we don’t realize that at the end of the day we are lashing out for the same reasons. It’s like pouring water into a tub that has a hole on the bottom. Change is so scary, but that’s ok because being scared is just being human, but so is being kind and understanding. Only when we’re faced with fear do we learn to be courageous. We learn valuable lessons along the way so we can do better. That’s what life is really, just learning. We’re not alone in this. Humanity first above all else.
“Greed has posioned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.
We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in.
Machinery that gives us abundance has left us in want.
Our knowledge has made us cynincal.
Our cleverness, hard and unkind.
We think too much, and feel too little.
More than machinery, we need humanity.”
Suddenly, a klaxon starting blaring through the metal corridors and cold, exterior shell of the battle cruiser.
"Sir, is that"- "Yes," the captain interjected, interrupting his lieutenant with a crestfallen look to the XO, "Our worst nightmares have been realised. It's the unironic Who Hurt You alarm".
Grimly, the flight deck staff looked from one another, before all eyes fell deathly silent on the captain; himself lost in a maelstrom of dread- knowing what had to be done.
"Executive Officer Dravis", he beckoned, "please enter your armament key". "Sir?" The XO hesitated, his hand trembling over the console. "That's an order, Dravis" the captain repeated.
The key entered its slot, and Dravis turned it 90 degrees clockwise; his eyes fixed on the majecstic beauty of the Earth in the view window infront. The captain took a deep breath. "... Fire."
And before their own eyes, the Earth was obliterated in to a billion tiny, hot white pieces; miniscule asteroids fizzing in to nothingness as they hit the ionic shields.
"It had to be done, captain", the lieutenant reassured.
"I know", came the reply as the captain raised the pistol to his own temple, "but I've always been a coward".
In other words the sex will have no effect on anything in your life outside of the bedroom. Looking at sex this way, smells of psychopathy. Those who view sex this way look upon those they have sex with as objects.
don't shame people for using others as fleshlights brah 😎
Idk any teenager who talks like that. Diction is too advanced. If it is truly a teenager, he/she spent some time to cultivate his words into that final product.
I'm not really sure that this is a failing of the internet.
The reproductive standard is thousands of years old and we've only just recently (historically speaking) started moving into pleasure standard terrority.
I'm sure they haven't even gotten to learning about sexual history (let alone sexual health) in his public school in southern Virginia.
Also, he's a (dumb) teenager. His opinion is almost worthless.
No the point of sex is to have sex. Kids are an unfortunate byproduct of failed birth control. The alien overlords designed it this way to punish people for having fun.
Blegh. That guy is never getting laid which is good for the gene pool.
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10 ManBearFridge 2019-12-09
The experiment to have the Internet raise kids from birth has failed.
We need internet liscences now, before we somehow create a generation more pathetic than zoomers.
4 faponurmom 2019-12-09
At least I was raised properly by the internet - - in the late 90s on IRC.
2 ManBearFridge 2019-12-09
Are you the alt of the meme master that was?
If you are, you are one zoomer of few that has my respect. Otherwise, have sex.
1 faponurmom 2019-12-09
How about you watch your mouth and never call me a zoomer again
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-09
Zoomer is as zoomer does.
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-12-09
No zoomer was on the internet in the late 90s. The eldest ones were like 1-4 years old.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-09
He was a part of the advanced program.
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
Wtf is a zoomer? Wtf am i? I'm not a boomer, i'm technically millenial but i was born early 80s which means i'm not gen z... I'm gen y? Am i ymer? That doesn't sound as cool.
2 sad_boi_md 2019-12-09
Part of the Ymar Republic.
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
That sounds vaguely familiar.
1 duckraul2 2019-12-09
That's gen x isnt it?
1 M_Messervy 2019-12-09
You're gen x, you've already failed and have been forgotten.
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
I'm not gen x and there's nothing wrong with gen x.
Wikipedia: "Millennials, also known as Generation Y (or simply Gen Y), are the demographic cohort following Generation X and preceding Generation Z. Researchers and popular media use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years, with 1981 to 1996 a widely accepted definition."
I was born 83 which makes me gen y.
0 M_Messervy 2019-12-09
SILENCE! ✋🏿
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
https://youtu.be/6ukmjBSQY-c
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-12-09
Based
1 megafaggotron1986 2019-12-09
you're a boomer
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
Fine. Get off my lawn, zoomer!
1 duckraul2 2019-12-09
It's mutually exclusive to have been an avid user of IRC and to be a zoomer. I have yet to meet zoomers irl who even know what irc is.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-09
Half of zoomers think an iPad is a computer, so you might be on to something there
1 fernguts 2019-12-09
I was raised on 1980s BBSes, and you can see the mess that created.
1 gilmore606 2019-12-09
i blame fidonet for my extreme tolerance of stupid opinions
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-09
fidonet was ruthless though
it was also chock full of pedos
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1 throwaway940e 2019-12-09
Not all of us are like that.
1 Zozbot 2019-12-09
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-12-09
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-12-09
zozzle
1 duckraul2 2019-12-09
Observe the zoomer crying out in pain as he gets zozzled
1 wwaalleess 2019-12-09
Don't lie zoomer, I seen you dabbing and smoking the juul
1 M_Messervy 2019-12-09
You just got your asshole handed to you, z-tard.
1 Dramacel69 2019-12-09
Zoomers aren't people
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
Neither are roombas. But they exist. Apparently.
1 Yellowofthecornholio 2019-12-09
Oi mate, u got a loicense for those memes?
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-12-09
A Confederacy of Dunces is the most prophetic thing ever written.
7 EyeseeFN 2019-12-09
They hated him because he told the truth.
1 employee10038080 2019-12-09
have sex incel
1 battlemoid 2019-12-09
Telling incels to have sex is like telling infidels to find solace is Allah’s boundless compassion and glory.
1 Dysiak 2019-12-09
(PBUH)
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7 AquaFlame95 2019-12-09
lol everyone in the replies are SEETHING
1 goldfish_memories 2019-12-09
absolutely rent free. INCELS MAD (x24)
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-09
DING DING DING found the incel
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-12-09
Yikes have sex sweaty
1 justtryingit24 2019-12-09
Lol true
5 Enrico_Motassa 2019-12-09
This boy's grapes are so sour he could weaponize them. This is some classic unfuckable-Christian-youth-ministry-moid shit.
1 charming_tatum 2019-12-09
That or some fate disgusting kid who knows he'll never get laid so he latches onto opinions that make not getting laid his choice
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-12-09
Thats gotta describe half the internet
1 xX_YogurtDude_Xx 2019-12-09
That's literally just a less concise version of the parent comment you Neanderthal.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-12-09
I wanna ping him so bad. That zoomer will make a fine lolcow
1 colormebadorange 2019-12-09
Lol he got you mad
4 SnapshillBot 2019-12-09
Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that
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3 genericunimportant 2019-12-09
Teenagers shouldn’t be allowed on the internet
1 throwaway940e 2019-12-09
Why? I'm not like that.
1 qksj29aai_ 2019-12-09
All of you are bad, even the ones that are "okay"
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
Teens should have their own kindernet.
1 Cdace 2019-12-09
I’d honestly prefer zoomernet to the boomernet
2 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
I guess I'll go to the Ymar republic net.
1 too_much_choice 2019-12-09
Reported.
2 xuemei_ 2019-12-09
this kid is totally right, imagine having sex. 🤢 🤮
3 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-09
The absolute state 😹😹😹
3 WholesomeDrama 2019-12-09
celibate Father in the streets, Daddy in the sheets 🤤
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2 darth_stroyer 2019-12-09
Chad move is to be a Volcel polygamist who serves Allah and denies his wives sexual satisfaction.
1 Gaz-Ebo 2019-12-09
Inshallahed
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
Btw how do the extremist suicide bombers think 72 virgins is enough? It won't be long until they're not virgins anymore.
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1 aduketsavar 2019-12-09
How did being a conservative become cool among teens all of a sudden? Zoomer right wingers are everywhere. Did I miss something?
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-09
It's mostly r*dditors in their 20s LARPing as teenagers
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-09
It's always kind of been horseshoe edgy to be a young republican instead of being happy and empathetic. When I was in HS in the 90's there was this kid who always wore suits and printed his own "alternative" newspaper that was basically just Bill Clinton hate recycled from the Rush's tv show mixed with anti-fun diatribes of his own.
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
I hate bill though. He's vomit.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-09
Good for you. At the time he was still a lot better than Bob Dole or Newt Gingrich.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-09
Ross
Perot
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-09
This was after the 92 election so Perot was teamed up with Jesse Ventura in Minnesota by then.
2 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-09
Based and smack-down pilled
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
Oh he died in July. Wow.
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
They're all vomit.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-09
edgy take
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
Thanks.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-12-09
OK so I'm an old goddamn man in his mid-twenties who is currently taking freshmen classes in college, let me clue you in on the dirty little secret.
These kids aren't cool. The leftoids kids aren't cool. Neither of them are fucking cool. In fact, a lot of people cannot fucking stand them. The rightoids get ignored, the leftoids get paid some respect cause people are terrified of being called a racist. But don't get it twisted, nobody actually likes any of this shit.
1 Fortizen 2019-12-09
Yeah out of the "politically aware" zoomers, the post-post ironic radical centrists are the only cool ones.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-12-09
It's because it's the new counterculture and teenagers are drawn to that.
1 Evil_Patriarch 2019-12-09
How the hell else are you supposed to rebel against today's parents? Back in my day you could just go goth/emo, be gay, or smoke weed to piss off your parents. Today's lefty parents would encourage all of those (and are probably already doing them themselves)
1 QueenJC 2019-12-09
I think this almost romanticizes “the good old days”. This halcyon day mindset is a symptom of the current attitude in the world. As things get worse it’s always easier to dream about simplistic times, but the reality is that in life you can never go back. As soon as we can develop that mindset we can stop lashing out at each other like scared dogs in cages. We can move forward. It’s not left or right and we can’t just disassociate and treat politics like sports game where you’re loyal out of principle.
Rebelling has been around in different forms forever. We’re so busy fighting each other that we don’t realize that at the end of the day we are lashing out for the same reasons. It’s like pouring water into a tub that has a hole on the bottom. Change is so scary, but that’s ok because being scared is just being human, but so is being kind and understanding. Only when we’re faced with fear do we learn to be courageous. We learn valuable lessons along the way so we can do better. That’s what life is really, just learning. We’re not alone in this. Humanity first above all else.
“Greed has posioned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives us abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynincal. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much, and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity.”
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-12-09
No sincereposting in /r/drama
1 rbsh123 2019-12-09
Trad Cath zoomers can be annoying as shit but the real drama here is all the seething in the comments.
OP there is super civil and not like a generic /r/zoomerright poster and literally everyone’s replies are “lol Virgin”
He legit brings up some good points too coming from someone who doesn’t really agree
1 SQL_INVICTUS 2019-12-09
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you change your gender and win. 😌
1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2019-12-09
Suddenly, a klaxon starting blaring through the metal corridors and cold, exterior shell of the battle cruiser.
"Sir, is that"- "Yes," the captain interjected, interrupting his lieutenant with a crestfallen look to the XO, "Our worst nightmares have been realised. It's the unironic Who Hurt You alarm".
Grimly, the flight deck staff looked from one another, before all eyes fell deathly silent on the captain; himself lost in a maelstrom of dread- knowing what had to be done.
"Executive Officer Dravis", he beckoned, "please enter your armament key". "Sir?" The XO hesitated, his hand trembling over the console. "That's an order, Dravis" the captain repeated.
The key entered its slot, and Dravis turned it 90 degrees clockwise; his eyes fixed on the majecstic beauty of the Earth in the view window infront. The captain took a deep breath. "... Fire."
And before their own eyes, the Earth was obliterated in to a billion tiny, hot white pieces; miniscule asteroids fizzing in to nothingness as they hit the ionic shields.
"It had to be done, captain", the lieutenant reassured.
"I know", came the reply as the captain raised the pistol to his own temple, "but I've always been a coward".
1 SunnyFourZero 2019-12-09
😴😴😴
You are a faggot, and this was performed out of instinct. *Contact me if you want to die.*
1 throwaway940e 2019-12-09
Yo
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
Beautiful. 😪
1 PurpleWhiteOut 2019-12-09
Probably the first actually unpopular opinion
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-12-09
don't shame people for using others as fleshlights brah 😎
1 Dramacel69 2019-12-09
Not treating foids like cum buckets and moids like cum dispensers isn't very progressive of you bro
1 TotesNotGreg_ 2019-12-09
Idk any teenager who talks like that. Diction is too advanced. If it is truly a teenager, he/she spent some time to cultivate his words into that final product.
1 jimmerz28 2019-12-09
I'm not really sure that this is a failing of the internet.
The reproductive standard is thousands of years old and we've only just recently (historically speaking) started moving into pleasure standard terrority.
I'm sure they haven't even gotten to learning about sexual history (let alone sexual health) in his public school in southern Virginia.
Also, he's a (dumb) teenager. His opinion is almost worthless.
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
Almost?
1 Blaphtome 2019-12-09
LOL, volcel zoomer Chad trolls millenial degenerates.
1 imadethistoshitpostt 2019-12-09
Cope∆
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1 SunnyFourZero 2019-12-09
Yiiiikes who hurt you incel
1 RayRay_Hessel 2019-12-09
No the point of sex is to have sex. Kids are an unfortunate byproduct of failed birth control. The alien overlords designed it this way to punish people for having fun.
Blegh. That guy is never getting laid which is good for the gene pool.
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1 elephantofdoom 2019-12-09
The only thing worse than people who overvalue sex are people who put any value on not having sex.
1 betazoom78 2019-12-09
Literally a virgin with rage
1 shitpersonality 2019-12-09
Sounds like a conservative!
1 CountChadvonCisberg 2019-12-09
Dude literally has his real name as his username wtf
1 CountChadvonCisberg 2019-12-09
Fitzgerald being 🔥🔥🔥 in the comments
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1 RBLXTalk 2019-12-09
“Ur just the same kind of asshole that sits there tell people that driving a car isn’t fun, but has never once driven a car urself”
Honestly, if you think that driving cars is fun you’re more of a consoomer than Star Wars soyboys.