Fontano is like a bugmans, bugman.

This really is the best way to describe him

Comma is unnecessary, ESLcel.

Learn Peruvian first, then come at me 😘

Why would anyone learn a dead language?

I still have no idea how this dude's opinions on music became a thing people cared or talked about.

He looks like the average soy and speaks like them too.

https://i.imgur.com/DFWcXnG.jpg

He appeals to white male wokies (aka most of the extremely online) who want access to having opinions hip-hop without feeling awkward about it.

He first got popular with /mu/ before he became well known to the mainstream. Mostly because his taste in music is pretty much synonymous with mu's.

Yeah but now most of /mu/ would happily see him drowned in a punch bowl. You Won't Get What You Want as noise album of the decade? Fucking puhleeeze.

Wow /mu/ hates someone/something people enjoy what a complete shock

Counterpoint: Fantano is a critic for people who are incapable of enjoying things on their own merits and need some bespectacled fuckboy to tell them what is and isn't good.

Shut your god damn whore mouth, that Daughters album is fantastic.

kpop cancer threads dominate /mu/. the day /mu/ bans kpop threads is the day it becomes based.

Who the fuck even reads or listens to music reviews? "oh and at the mid interval when you get the high pitch fading out blablabla" JUST PLAY THE FUCKING SONG NERD

Brb watching a 12 minute video to decide if I should listen to an album instead of just playing the first three songs.

You’re just not intelligent enough to understand the slight timbre shift in the 4th repeat of the A-section. The way the singer enunciates his undertone is crucial to the entire song’s tone

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His opinion only matters if you’re a teenager, he’s considered an absolute joke now on multiple music forums like mu and rym

Islam is right on musicel too.

Post nasheeds

''now''

He was a fun ironic meme before, now he's a sad meme.

To be honest with you fam those forums have the worst opinions on music possible.

I just think its funny theres an hour long album of underwater shark noises smashing into diver cages just turbo boosted into ear rape.

There is? How is it called?

https://youtu.be/SIhEtV-hnSw

Its really bad but enjoy.

I don't really give a shit about people's music opinions, but RYM is a good catalogue/resource as they have discographies of every band recording demos in their shed, and if you're looking for something specific, some autists make pretty good genre-based lists.

Say you're a male feminist who really likes Doom and Sludge metal and you want to impress m'lady so you can sexually assault her later? Well there's an autistic list for you!

Or someone laughed into your face and called you a fag when you told them "yeah I'm really into grunge, like Nirvana", and you're seething and really want to know what did he mean by that? Well some retard made a list explaining it to you, while introducing you to some interesting bands

Imagine needing opinions to know how much you like your music.

He’s funny man. He used to make based comedy videos like “Changing my gender because trump was elected”

Most of us watch him mainly for how he will butcher his own name at the start of the video.

https://youtu.be/4m02hvydr2E

He's become more insufferable over the last few years but his music taste is still way way better than any publication. Look at any top of the year list from previous years by him and compare it with Pitchforks

I thought he finally had a based take when he was defending H3H3 at the start of this whole situation but he really just has absolutely no backbone and will give in to whatever opinion he feels will pad his own popularity

Comparing boy bands to david bowie

This retard should have stayed on /mu/ and never showed his woke side.

It’s absurd to pretend to be woke when you literally crawled out of the 4chan shithole to start your career. Fantano has no spine.

Its makes sense, Bowie didn't create great music. His image was more important.

His politic posting really has become insufferable.

Probably overcompensating from that hit piece that tried to paint him as "alt right".

The difference is kpop is heavily pushed commercially to young girls and the men look like that to appeal to young girls. Kpop isn’t that much of an artistic expression it’s literally American pop culture on steroids. Prince and david bowie broke gender norms cause they were creatives and boundary pushing

It's American pop but 10x more manufactured and they're fans are unironically worse than weebs and capeshitters combined.

also its run by a literal cult mafia much like every other aspect of south korean life

god i understand why the north hates them

Jesus Christ the Kpop guys are deliberately made to look androgynous and non-threatening by the literal corporations that own them so they appeal to pre-pubescent girls.

This is in no way comparable to Bowie dressing androgynous for artistic effect...

English-only speaking people over the age of 16 who listen to k-pop should be executed.

This but instead of murder sending them to nunneries.

*marrying them off to incels with a small gov stipend to cover 6 months of her expenses.

Anyone that listens to kpop is void of ever voicing an opinion on music.

Bowie dressed that way so nobody would care he was boinking kids.

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Dunno what problem people have with cute little Korean twinks but they need to accept bussy into their lives.

Not only that but most Western male artists are gay as fuck too.

you're disrespecting Mercury, Halford, and numerous pioneers who blurred gender lines--like Bowie--

Yea I am you retard

Bowies a faggot anyways

Based

I like your username. 😍

Thank you ceaser romulus, now open your bussy

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Did he really invoke Bowie when discussing KPOP?

Lines are blurred, indeed....

Tbf both Bowie and many k-poo artists are depraved sex perverts that need lobotomies

There's a difference between making it on your own vs. robotic manufactured machine... like, Playboy model vs. Sex doll... both are made for shit but there's a small qualitative difference

bowie admitted he was faking it all for likes fwiw

except the raping 13 year old girls part

Good grief!

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David Bowie just dressed like a fag he hardly changed any gender norms and he only did it for show. Cause when he got old he turned back into a normal boomer.

You’re absolutely right, bowie did it for artistry, kpop men do it for the girls and cause their manager tell them too

Like how do you pretend this boomer changed gender norms

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bowie#/media/File%3AIman_and_David_Bowie_at_the_premiere_of_Moon.jpg

It’s like saying Motly Cru changed gender norms cause they dressed like fags as well.

Him cross dressing and gender bending in the 1970s was a big deal you fucking retard. Keith Richards almost did 2 years in jail for pot, and I believe being gay was still technically illegal then too.

Lmao imagine being this upset over some washed up dead singer.

Bowie was a God, son

He was just a rich boomer singer married to a brown woman then he died.

He was an amazing songwriter, and literal acclaimed rock star. Stick to having opinions about nu metal and energy drinks dumbass lol

You know who else was acclaimed? Juice World. So it doesn’t say much to be acclaimed. Anyone can be

You talking about that Instagram rapper zoomer? Lmao. Do yourself a favor and listen to the album ziggy stardust and the spiders from Mars, unironically

One listened too it. Not that great.

Fucking zoomers. And you probably think current female pop singers are ‘talent’. 🤢

There is no talented female singers. Also I’m 34

I’m a 30 yo Peruvian girl. I just could never into a perfect circle tbh

Ah Peru, so are you a J Balvin and daddy yankee fam. Probably Nicky Jam and Anuel AA and his thot wife

Nah I like AIC, Bowie, and Wu tang tbh

Odd. I mean for a person from a Spanish speaking country. Considering go to any Spanish (maybe not Spain, idk) speaking country and you can’t go two feet without hearing J Balvin or Daddy Yankee.

Nah they are smelly

Lucid dreams was a great song u r retarded

>oi m8, is 'ee fuckin starin at me?

you're disrespecting Mercury, Halford, and numerous pioneers who blurred gender lines--like Bowie--

Mercury acted like a literal "YAS, QWEEN" 40 years before the term existed and hated the isolation it brought him in many ways. Halford was just a gay guy, who didnt blur shit and metal fans didnt care that he was gay. Bowie was androgynous, which played into his whole schick.

K-Pop is just terrible asian fetishism for dorks who want to like girls who had 10 plastic surgeries before they turn 25.

Mercury acted like a literal "YAS, QWEEN" 40 years before the term existed

Yeah and he fucking died of AIDS.

Well halford did dress in leather bondage gear, I imagine that's what fantanos getting at

Yeah, but he acts like it was this mindblowing thing. It really wasnt.

Yeah I dont think halford was really blurring gender lines either, that aspect of gay culture was hyper masculine if anything

Yep. And the fact him coming out was basically met with "Yep. And?", since it had been rumored for over a decade.

Western kpop listeners are 100% asian fetishism.

Nobody:

Melonhead cuckold: K-pop artists are queer icons like Rob Halford

🥴🥴🥴

Imagine being such a weak person that you need other people to tell you whats considered "good". This is why people who have talent make trash art.

dudes entire job is to act like trash pop music is deep anyway isnt it

kpop would suit him

Is he fat or....? I can never tell

Lmao but Halford is gay...

A couple of years ago he got an article written about him accusing him of being a member of the alt right. It was laughable bullshit and he refuted it pretty hard but ever since then he's been afraid of saying anything that might get him in trouble again, and sticks to only safe political takes.

I wish he lived in Putin's Russia.

Get the fuck off of this sub reddit.

Mercury was gay, Bowie looked gay, but that made pretty good music. Kpop artists just look gay without good music.