Streaming is the dumbest thing to ever get popular that I hope this venture does as much damage as possible to the entire platform. I will support any and every cause to nuke all streaming platforms. It was a mistake to dabble in these dark arts, and it must be dealt with.
also Dr Detroit here still apparently gets sucked up/killed(?) into the white supremacists macguffin. When Veidt tried to macguffin Dr M in the comics, he came back in like 5 seconds and shrugged it off.
HBO turned a god black, and in one episode he's been shown to be an incompetent idiot who got dabbed on by the rorschach fanboys. HBO so racist, smdh
Creating a new account after deleting my old one was the first trick I learned, Adrian. It didn't kill user/dootwiththesickness. Did you really think it would kill me?
Well he takes on a black human body disguise and gives himself amnesia to live secretly as the main characters Husband, but for some reason he keeps his black shape and voice when he goes out of hiding. Main character even quips about this iirc.
A 10 year old film with roughly the same budget, and directed by an incompetent boob on top of that. And they still managed to look shitty by comparison.
There weren't any "good guys" in the original Watchmen, just a bunch of broken people attempting to do the right thing, or what they considered the right thing, and ultimately failing. Comedian commited war crimes and watched Manhattan obliterate VC without batting an eye, yet Veidts plan was a bridge too far. One good choice doesnt make him a good man. Theres none of the moral ambiguity in the show from the comics. It's just devolved into good vs bad. The fact the sub is cheering for anybody is the truest sign. The only twist I can reasonably think of that would throw the entire show on its head is making Angela Rorshach in the show. Trieu and Reeves do something with Manhattan or his powers, possibly brainwashing people into forgetting the past so they all get along, Angela says it's wrong to do this even if it's for "the greater good" like Veidt thought, and Dr M has to explode her to stop her. Their marriage was a way for him to stay close to the person he considered a threat to the future.
Well that changes my overall view of things. Those henchmen are phenomenal! They believe in their cause so strongly that they accept being a cog in the greater machine.
No but he 'sploded the white supremacists!! This is stunning and brave and not a complete destruction of Rorshach's beliefs and character, as someone who actually had morals but believed the world was black and white with no grey i.e. no middle ground or nuance just good and bad! This is in no way hypocritical or shortsighted!
Oh my god I thought this was from a youtube channel or something, you're telling me this is from the 'critically acclaimed' HBO series? I mean, I know Damon Lindelof has made literally nothing but pure shit his entire career, but at least the special effects were usually on point. This looks aweful
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-10
Streaming is the dumbest thing to ever get popular that I hope this venture does as much damage as possible to the entire platform. I will support any and every cause to nuke all streaming platforms. It was a mistake to dabble in these dark arts, and it must be dealt with.
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1 TheColdTurtle 2019-12-10
Much better. Not the show though, that still sucks
1 Curbside_dental 2019-12-10
What is this straight to dvd version of Dr Manhattan?
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-12-10
100mil budget
1 Curbside_dental 2019-12-10
Where did the other 99.9 million go?
It looks like a copy of the watchmen you'd be able to pick up out of some dirty dudes old Buick trunk of bootleg movies for a dollar or two.
1 ason 2019-12-10
It's like a Big Blue Cock porno parody of the Watchmen.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-10
it's like a fucking CW show budget
compare it to the movie and it is flat out embarrassing
also Dr Detroit here still apparently gets sucked up/killed(?) into the white supremacists macguffin. When Veidt tried to macguffin Dr M in the comics, he came back in like 5 seconds and shrugged it off.
HBO turned a god black, and in one episode he's been shown to be an incompetent idiot who got dabbed on by the rorschach fanboys. HBO so racist, smdh
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-12-10
Creating a new account after deleting my old one was the first trick I learned, Adrian. It didn't kill user/dootwiththesickness. Did you really think it would kill me?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-10
Haven't watch it yet.. Why is he black now?
1 theabsolutestateof 2019-12-10
Well he takes on a black human body disguise and gives himself amnesia to live secretly as the main characters Husband, but for some reason he keeps his black shape and voice when he goes out of hiding. Main character even quips about this iirc.
1 yourkenyanprince 2019-12-10
That’s slavery
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-10
Is.. Is he black?
1 R0saParkinsons 2019-12-10
He's blue, bigot.
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2019-12-10
A 10 year old film with roughly the same budget, and directed by an incompetent boob on top of that. And they still managed to look shitty by comparison.
1 Rivea_ 2019-12-10
To be fair to the shitty show if its the same budget then its split between 9 hours or so of runtime vs the 3.5 of the movie.
1 TheLinuxPirate 2019-12-10
Zack Snyder is an incredible visual director, all his movies are stunning. He just needs a good story to work with.
1 WhaIeBones 2019-12-10
I N C R E D I B L E V I S U A L D I R E C T O R
1 Al_Simmons 2019-12-10
>implying the director is also responsible for CGI modeling.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-10
is that not from the whedon reshoots?
thats the whole reason his lip looked weird, he had his Mission Impossible mustache by that point and they had to remove it.
1 Faeswordsman 2019-12-10
Wyverns*
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-10
you are fortunate you are saying this to someone else autistic enough to know the difference
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-12-10
Dr. Brooklyn
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-12-10
This is more like Dr. Staten Island.
1 morroia 2019-12-10
Dr Harlem
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-12-10
Staten Island is cheap, irrelevant, and depressing.
1 NotoriousChenposter 2019-12-10
Capeshitters did this.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-12-10
Dr. Detroit
1 NotoriousChenposter 2019-12-10
You did a racism, you incel!
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2019-12-10
Lmao I made almost the same comment on /cumtown a few hours ago. The people hero worshipping this shit missed the entire moral story of the OC.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-10
Enlighten me.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2019-12-10
There weren't any "good guys" in the original Watchmen, just a bunch of broken people attempting to do the right thing, or what they considered the right thing, and ultimately failing. Comedian commited war crimes and watched Manhattan obliterate VC without batting an eye, yet Veidts plan was a bridge too far. One good choice doesnt make him a good man. Theres none of the moral ambiguity in the show from the comics. It's just devolved into good vs bad. The fact the sub is cheering for anybody is the truest sign. The only twist I can reasonably think of that would throw the entire show on its head is making Angela Rorshach in the show. Trieu and Reeves do something with Manhattan or his powers, possibly brainwashing people into forgetting the past so they all get along, Angela says it's wrong to do this even if it's for "the greater good" like Veidt thought, and Dr M has to explode her to stop her. Their marriage was a way for him to stay close to the person he considered a threat to the future.
1 blukey5 2019-12-10
Fuck white people and FUCK the Drumpf administration.
1 Kellere31 2019-12-10
This but unironically
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-10
This shit works nigger
1 General_Insomnia 2019-12-10
Dr. Harlem Manhattan can say the n-word?
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-10
he can say bligger too
1 PaidToOpinionate 2019-12-10
What episode of Stargate SG1 is this?
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1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-12-10
I didn’t know he was black, because he was blue.
Really says a lot about race relations in our country.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-10
Blue Fags can fuck off back to their retarded James Cameron world.
1 R0saParkinsons 2019-12-10
Blue lives matter.
1 The_Live_Ghost 2019-12-10
4Kidz_Mr_Popo.webm.
1 SpacemanSkiff 2019-12-10
😴😴😴
1 Fart__Boy__Slim 2019-12-10
Whens the fucking start?
1 Faeswordsman 2019-12-10
I never understood the henchmen logic. After the first 3 dudes get popcorned why continue fighting? At the very least change your tactics.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-10
pretty sure they all know he's a god and they're just stalling for the mcguffin guy to shoot his mcguffin
1 Faeswordsman 2019-12-10
Well that changes my overall view of things. Those henchmen are phenomenal! They believe in their cause so strongly that they accept being a cog in the greater machine.
1 Michelanvalo 2019-12-10
you'd probably like the Venture Bros. then
1 UKIP_Warrior 2019-12-10
Expecting good writing from capeshit.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-10
Is this show actually popular? I know it looks shit but consoomers love capeshit.
1 Devilous 2019-12-10
Reddit is loving it, /r/television keep praising that scene.
1 agenteABIN 2019-12-10
it agrees with my politics so I have to pretend it's good
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-10
this is bait
1 FagglePuss 2019-12-10
This is Colbert Late Show opening monologue levels of braveness.
1 VechainCREAMinU 2019-12-10
Jesus this is the blue Man group I've never seen it
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-10
What is this
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-10
Watchshit
i mean, Wokeman
I mean, Wokeshit
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-10
Sounds like capeshit
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2019-12-10
No but he 'sploded the white supremacists!! This is stunning and brave and not a complete destruction of Rorshach's beliefs and character, as someone who actually had morals but believed the world was black and white with no grey i.e. no middle ground or nuance just good and bad! This is in no way hypocritical or shortsighted!
t. Bugman
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-10
Lol you thought Rorshach was someone to be admired, I knew it.
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1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2019-12-10
Where did I say that?
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-12-10
Alternate universe Tariq when he got his blue checkmark
1 PopOlliesNotMollies 2019-12-10
https://i.imgur.com/eHz92y0.jpg
1 retardedjewboy69 2019-12-10
ayy blue nigga lmao
1 QCmee 2019-12-10
Its Dr. 13/50, fullfilling his part of the quota
1 wolfgangthyme 2019-12-10
WE WUZ DR MANHATTAN
1 Intravenousmemefluid 2019-12-10
Oh my god I thought this was from a youtube channel or something, you're telling me this is from the 'critically acclaimed' HBO series? I mean, I know Damon Lindelof has made literally nothing but pure shit his entire career, but at least the special effects were usually on point. This looks aweful
1 StevenNotBurk 2019-12-10
This is our reality now. And people keep praising it. Calling it "masterpiece".
1 Irrumatio_for_All 2019-12-10
Imagine being so bussy blasted and jealous at the brief sight of that massive black dong that you side with the white supremacists.
All because you fragile mayos saw half of his rod was already twice as long as yours. Guess it’s over for micropeen mayos.
1 Al_Simmons 2019-12-10
>deriving a shitty CGI cringe scene down to a penis contest
I guarantee you watch BBC sissy hypo porn
1 Dilated_scabgina 2019-12-10
Why would he make himself look black
1 StevenNotBurk 2019-12-10
Because his new gf asked him too... and then he gave himself amnesia...to be with her, to re-understand human emotions(or some shit on this level)...
Now try to keep your sanity intact.
1 Dilated_scabgina 2019-12-10
Nigga lookin like megamind
1 spergling_drama_alt 2019-12-10
Babylon 5 had better CGI :v
1 Sir_Rowan_of_Ithor 2019-12-10
Why the heck is he wearing clothing? 0/10
1 Bennyhahahaha 2019-12-10
THE POWER OF LISTERINE
1 MG87 2019-12-10
Rightoids keep getting triggered by this show and it's hilarious
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-10
Lol you just had to come defend it for that reason right?
1 MG87 2019-12-10
The CGI is definitely shitty but I think it's a pretty good show.
The fact that the Rightoids are seething is a bonus, because y'all are pussies
1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2019-12-10
I'm not a rightoid by any stretch of the imagination and I fucking hate capeshit
That clip looks so infantile
1 Mrtheliger 2019-12-10
Man I'm so glad I wasn't a superfan of Watchmen. I'd be seething over this shitty show if I was
1 d-amazo 2019-12-10
can we make this a bannable offense like screenposting
1 DOGPILL-CONFIRMED 2019-12-10
First Jamie Fox, then will Smith, now this?
1 Al_Simmons 2019-12-10
HOLY SHIT it's a CIA n-
1 MG87 2019-12-10
You're the one that's unironically mad tho