The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
But the professor and the student never slept together. She never worked for him, and she never took one of his classes. They never even met in person, except for their initial five-minute introduction.
You don't have to fuck to be having an affair, degenerate. Sending 2,000 romantic emails to some floozy while you're married is enough to get you stoned in actually moral countries
Damn straight. Dating adult students goes against everything we stand for. None of this would have happened to him if he had just diddled a kid, because a child would have no idea what a Title IX claim even is, let alone know how to file one.
Never, ever engage with anyone who makes astrology a part of their life unless you're obligated to in a direct workplace manner. Nothing they do interpersonally will ever make sense, and almost always will cause problems without even a material reason.
A chick I worked with refused to stay in her little workstation because Venus was in retrograde and just had to constantly walk around and annoy people and refused to do her job that day. She thankfully got fired later and hopefully blacklisted because she decided to take a selfie with her monitor on with all our dumb spooky NDA shit on the screen up to Instagram.
You haven't lived until security guards storm into workstation hell and yoink a company Macbook Pro from a foids grasp as she wails as one of her status symbols is snatched away.
I had two people from the ACLU soliciting outside my apartment building last Saturday morning for "undocumented" (no human being is illegal!" immigrants' rights. Keep in mind this is New England and below freezing and these dorks literally do this for free. I made an autistic stride toward them and asked what they thought about the ACLU endorsing Title IX/effectively opposing due process rights for university students (didn't specify male, but figured it was implied). Was told they thought Title IX had a net positive effect on reducing sexual assault on campus, I asked if they had any stats to back that up (spoiler alert: there are none), was told they didn't "have any off the top of their head" (how convenient!) and that they were "only out here to talk to supporters". Told them "good luck advancing your cause then, have a nice day".
Unironically how did things get this bad? Like I remember hearing about SJWs back in 2012 or so but they were just some fringe movement, I'm almost impressed they managed to make supporting the 1st and 4th amendments "reactionary".
I had two people from the ACLU soliciting outside my apartment building last Saturday morning for "undocumented" (no human being is illegal!™) immigrants' rights.
I wish I had these lunatics near me (not really). I'd love to tell them that I support Donald J. Trump's Death Camps for Children™.
You do realize corporate only makes up a fraction of all employment, and also, that is corporate stuff. Not social use of email, except for corporate boomers who send out their dumb forwards to their company
I think employee10038080 did a pretty good job explaining it. I'm guessing you've never had a job that went beyond repeating "Would you like fries with that?" or "I'm sorry for the inconvenience" over and over. No wonder JewDank ended up the way she did.
She was a graduate student in her 30s. She was fond of hummingbirds, flowers, and astrology.
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she took the opportunity to introduce herself. It was a fleeting encounter that lasted all of five minutes, but Julia followed it up with an email to Flor the next day—May 10, 2018. She asked whether he was teaching any classes in the fall.
"I am glad we crossed paths the other day…." she wrote, ending the thought with ellipses, as was her habit. "It was likely meant to happen, as are most if not all things in the Universe….."
This man is 100% at fault. If you don't immediately sprint away from that foidess, you deserve everything you get.
Over the next two months, Julia sent Flor 3,258 emails and 174 text messages. Flor sent 2,218 emails in response—though his replies were usually shorter—and 11 text messages. Reason obtained and reviewed all of these messages.
The content of Julia and Flor's correspondence became romantic, and then sexual. Julia sent Flor romantic songs, love horoscopes for their signs, and called him "babe."
This man, in his 50's, sent over 2000 emails in 2 months to some nuage foid before they stopped talking. He unironically should've known better.
I imagine being a professor at the kind of school that sees fit to admit 30-something foids who like hummingbirds leaves you with quite a lot of free time at the office.
Her name, for the purposes of this article, was Julia. (I have changed it to protect her anonymity.)
That's bullshit. She is the one that lied and fucked the guy's life up because she was the fucking wackjob. She doesn't deserve anonymity. She should have been put on blast for being a shitty person and his name should have been kept out of the article.
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1 itsnotmyfault 2019-12-10
Libertarian Cathy Young remembers him from the GamerGate days. https://twitter.com/CathyYoung63/status/1204458052117815297
Based Radical Centrist from FIRE says "It's almost as if his politics may have made him unpopular with the university administration 😉" https://twitter.com/samk_harris/status/1204458646220025856
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-12-10
Islam is Right about Women.
1 VariableDrawing 2019-12-10
Inshallah brother
1 Shubard75 2019-12-10
Why shouldn't he be fired for having an affair with a student? Is this what libertarianism is about?
1 jimmahdean 2019-12-10
1 Shubard75 2019-12-10
You don't have to fuck to be having an affair, degenerate. Sending 2,000 romantic emails to some floozy while you're married is enough to get you stoned in actually moral countries
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-10
Incel cope 🤭
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-10
Tard
1 TiberiousGracci 2019-12-10
Based
1 Lehk 2019-12-10
Nothing libertarian about having sex with adult students.
1 VanillaReign 2019-12-10
Damn straight. Dating adult students goes against everything we stand for. None of this would have happened to him if he had just diddled a kid, because a child would have no idea what a Title IX claim even is, let alone know how to file one.
This idiot deserved everything he got.
1 duckraul2 2019-12-10
Never, ever engage with anyone who makes astrology a part of their life unless you're obligated to in a direct workplace manner. Nothing they do interpersonally will ever make sense, and almost always will cause problems without even a material reason.
1 bussylmao 2019-12-10
Sounds like something a Virgo would say... 🙄
1 theworstever 2019-12-10
A chick I worked with refused to stay in her little workstation because Venus was in retrograde and just had to constantly walk around and annoy people and refused to do her job that day. She thankfully got fired later and hopefully blacklisted because she decided to take a selfie with her monitor on with all our dumb spooky NDA shit on the screen up to Instagram.
You haven't lived until security guards storm into workstation hell and yoink a company Macbook Pro from a foids grasp as she wails as one of her status symbols is snatched away.
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-10
t. seething capricorn
1 contentedserf 2019-12-10
Can’t help being a Gemini
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-10
ur cancer
1 duckraul2 2019-12-10
I try
1 BlackMansKryptonite 2019-12-10
Idk who is in the wrong here but someone is suffering so I'm happy.
1 yann_causse 2019-12-10
Stop your autistic cruelty or I'll give you a taste of my shoe.
1 AcademicPledge 2019-12-10
I had two people from the ACLU soliciting outside my apartment building last Saturday morning for "undocumented" (no human being is illegal!" immigrants' rights. Keep in mind this is New England and below freezing and these dorks literally do this for free. I made an autistic stride toward them and asked what they thought about the ACLU endorsing Title IX/effectively opposing due process rights for university students (didn't specify male, but figured it was implied). Was told they thought Title IX had a net positive effect on reducing sexual assault on campus, I asked if they had any stats to back that up (spoiler alert: there are none), was told they didn't "have any off the top of their head" (how convenient!) and that they were "only out here to talk to supporters". Told them "good luck advancing your cause then, have a nice day".
Unironically how did things get this bad? Like I remember hearing about SJWs back in 2012 or so but they were just some fringe movement, I'm almost impressed they managed to make supporting the 1st and 4th amendments "reactionary".
1 ColumbianSmugLord 2019-12-10
lmao pastabrains
1 SemiboloidSlots 2019-12-10
I wish I had these lunatics near me (not really). I'd love to tell them that I support Donald J. Trump's Death Camps for Children™.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-12-10
You absolute fucking autist.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-10
Says the double-poster.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2019-12-10
You absolute fucking autist.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-10
Says the double-poster.
1 M_Messervy 2019-12-10
ISHYGDDT
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-10
Who the fuck still converses by email anymore? They sound like boomers
1 duckraul2 2019-12-10
Let me introduce you to the world of graduate level academia. It's a day prison for high functioning sociopaths.
1 Yoyofreshed 2019-12-10
This. This is actually what he is. It's easy to paint the woman as a quack, but this professor has a history of engaging in this kind of behaviour.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-12-10
Are you unemployed?
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-10
No, how is that even relevant...?
1 employee10038080 2019-12-10
Corporate work usually means sending lots of emails
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-10
You do realize corporate only makes up a fraction of all employment, and also, that is corporate stuff. Not social use of email, except for corporate boomers who send out their dumb forwards to their company
1 employee10038080 2019-12-10
By corporate work I meant an white collar job. If you have a blue collar job just let me know now so I start disregarding whatever you say
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-12-10
I think employee10038080 did a pretty good job explaining it. I'm guessing you've never had a job that went beyond repeating "Would you like fries with that?" or "I'm sorry for the inconvenience" over and over. No wonder JewDank ended up the way she did.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-10
Cant say I have, lady
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-12-10
That's M'lady to you.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-10
Nah
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-10
Emails are implied contracts.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-10
Ok, boomer
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-10
Imagine not taking a business law class
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-10
Imagine being lame enough to take one
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-10
Imagine not being a freshman thinking law would be a really cool path in life
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-10
Pick one
1 black_panther_sucks 2019-12-10
Not even the use of email gives it away, but the ellipses she uses after every sentence
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-10
They both sound obnoxious, to be honest
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-12-10
...
This man is 100% at fault. If you don't immediately sprint away from that foidess, you deserve everything you get.
1 Woolgun 2019-12-10
This man, in his 50's, sent over 2000 emails in 2 months to some nuage foid before they stopped talking. He unironically should've known better.
1 Ingelri 2019-12-10
How does anyone even have time to send three thousand fucking emails in two months?
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-12-10
I imagine being a professor at the kind of school that sees fit to admit 30-something foids who like hummingbirds leaves you with quite a lot of free time at the office.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-10
Sending an email is not that different from sending a text message if you think about it.
1 Ingelri 2019-12-10
That's still 54 text messages per day
1 employee10038080 2019-12-10
That's definitely a lot but not unimaginable, I probably send my girlfriend ~25 texts a day, usually more if we don't see each other all day.
1 Ingelri 2019-12-10
my nigga, what do you even talk about? I send mine maybe a handful on snapchat
1 employee10038080 2019-12-10
Usually we send each other memes and articles then talk about that
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-12-10
GET A JOB!!!
1 200iqBigBrain 2019-12-10
yikse. Pretty misogynistic to make fun of foid nonsense like astrology sweaty
1 Monkeysszz 2019-12-10
It's his fault for interacting with someone that uses astrology.
1 WineDine69stein 2019-12-10
Are you fucking serious
1 cycophuk 2019-12-10
That's bullshit. She is the one that lied and fucked the guy's life up because she was the fucking wackjob. She doesn't deserve anonymity. She should have been put on blast for being a shitty person and his name should have been kept out of the article.
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-10
Agreed? What's her name?
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-10
Why?