This kills the tankie

3  2019-12-10 by fauxbreaux

13 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-10

Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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1  fauxbreaux 2019-12-10

American capitalist band travels to the heart of the USSR

over a million Soviet citizens put on American clothes and grab American flags (and Confederate flags, lol), crowd themselves into an abandoned airfield to listen to American music

Soviet soldiers and policemen sent to maintain order, instead rip off their uniforms and start headbanging

Where were you when we won the cold war, /r/drama?

1  Slopijoe_ 2019-12-10

The USSR wasn't truly communist, it was....

fuck do I cope with this logic?

1  AngelaBeedle 2019-12-10

Has there ever been a bigger cultural dick-wave?

Yes. Gorbachev did a ducking Pizza Hut commercial lmao.

https://youtu.be/fgm14D1jHUw

1  fauxbreaux 2019-12-10

This is the kind of shit that will instantly kill tankies

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-12-10

Yeah, Pepsi made a big trade of Pepsi Cola for Russian Vodka in the late 70’s.

1  totally_not_ac3 2019-12-10

And literal warships

1  BAZAKBAL_ 2019-12-10

Queue to first McDonalds in Moscow in 1990

1  _bobsacamano 2019-12-10

Prince singing purple rain... In a fucking downpour at the superbowl.

1  contentedserf 2019-12-10

Even the USSR couldn’t outpizza the Hut

1  MinerHornet 2019-12-10

Thinking Enter Sandman is a good Metallica song.

How retarded are you OP? Seriously. At least link the fucking Pantera performance 'cause it is way better than any post-James Hetfield voice blowout garbage.

1  fauxbreaux 2019-12-10

Can’t imagine being such a loser that I’d type something this out, lmao seethe harder

1  MinerHornet 2019-12-10

It took me five hours to type all that tbh.