KANCHŌ!! So apparently their is an epidemic of air-compressor/anus related deaths in Asia.

1  2019-12-11 by SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt

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Japanese men always sticking things in each other asses.

if you yell "kancho!" its not gay

But the crime, while bizarre, is far from unique in Japan, where a common childhood practice may explain a succession of adult deaths and injuries in recent years – all related to anal assaults with air compressors.

Strangely, this "pranks" are also somewhat common in Turkey. Boys will be boys.

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

ANAL ASSAULT

Bro. That's my mom's grindcore band.

Imagine meeting your noble samurai ancestors in the afterlife and having to tell them you died when your dumbass buddy blew air up your butt

1000 years of shame. I wonder how aznIdentity feels about this, apparently making a gun with your fingers and shoving it up strangers' asses is endemic and an epidemic in Japan/Taiwan/Korea/China.

In Korea it is know as Dong Chim or the poop needle.

Oh the oil check thats a classic

Why are there unproportional amounts of perverts in those countries?

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US could be said to be the most perverted

Could it be worse than explaining how you died in a pool of your own filth after sitting in front of a video game for 100+ hours straight?

I gave him a fatal embolism, as a joke

It looks like he did it through clothing. So likely he just wanted to puff air near his butt as a joke? Except it was apparently aimed such that it was indeed directly over his anus and opened it up, injecting a large amount of compressed air into it.

I’m kind of surprised that you can do this without literally like tearing someone’s close off and raping them with the air compressor up the butt. Which was what I initially assumed must have happened when I read the headline.

No need. I know furries and Dobson is also into inflation porn

I feel like I hear about this every few years. It is one of those things that seems like it could easily be an urban legend, or a bad translation of a local tabloid. I'm sure its happened for real at least once.

>epidemic

>2018

2018 is literally last year. Are you 12?

Yes it is last year and?

and you made no sense Haruto

how is one incident from last year an epidemic

Imagine the sweaty greasy degenerate Japanese otaku that drew this in his anime basement. This is why hentai is top tier degeneracy. Every time you look at hentai, think of the greasy social outcast that drew it.

So this is a 90s yahoo newsgroup now?

now?

lmao