Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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Respond to my DM you misogynistic fuck

I keep getting DMs from people promising me money and love if I take pink pills and become thier little cockslut. I read them and cry.

Your so famous how can you monetize this?

If I send you my bath water how much to drink it?

Based

Or are people that comment on porn subs really the dumbest around?

equal to people that date discord trannies

stop dating discord trannies and being a faggot

low IQ clown fiesta.

says pizza lmfao

Imagine trying to debate on arrr slash drama

Are you telling me you people dont come here for the rigorous intellectual sparring with the greatest thinkers of our time like pizza here?

Im just here for the lawls posts

Saddest words have never been spoken

Is this your new thing? Calling people low iq?

Did you recently take an iq test and that's why you're projecting or something?

He’s literally turning into Trump

What Myers Briggs are you?

Taurus

S P R G i bet

C U C K

making random shit up doesn't make you look smart, right? Stop trying to force bad memes, it's embarrassing

you've come to the wrong neighborhood pardner

They are Sam Hyde wannabes without the talent or adult size penis.

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People comment on pornhub videos so i wouldn't be surprised if people were commenting under dogshit in the street these days.

Or are people that comment on porn subs really the dumbest around?

No, that would be people who seriouspost on r/drama

Hey pizza, remember how you're an unemployed reddit poweruser with a sexual attraction to young teenage girls? That's pretty weird, huh?

You are a self admitted diddler you really gonna go “wat”

I have pizza on video diddling kids, unlucky the FBI took the tape and told me he is an autistic asset

"What? Me? No, I uhh... I hate diddling kids. Yuck. I would never, ever, diddle a kid. That's just so gross, the thought of sticking my boner in an underaged girl's vagina, ewwww, like, I definitely do not want to do that." - Pizza

Hahahaha this nibba couldn't even get that post approved. His other post got removed too.

/r/ADHD has the shittiest mods though tbf, hyperactive fucks who don't understand that Pewdiepie and Joe Rogan aren't nazis

I wonder why their so hyperactive? 🤔

That's because all of the cool people with ADHD browse /r/stims instead.

Anyone that says Joe Rogan-Josh is nazi is a brainlet. He's a bit of a retard, but that's it.

Depends on the type of comments

If you go long enough through my post history you might find a couple of comments in porn subs.

Dunno was really horny i guess and felt like leaving a compliment for the nice bussy? Look, people don’t go to comment in porn subs to win a literature noble price, they just wanna jerk off.

Why? Isn't that what the updoot button is for, though? Doesn't even involve typing.

Do you specifically want OP to know you are doing the updooting, and if so, why?

I honestly cannot remember

people don’t go to comment in porn subs to win a literature noble price, they just wanna jerk off.

What does posting coom induced cringe have to do with jerking off? Why can't you jerk off and not post anything?

Whipping the dick doesn’t always come with rational, well thought-through decisions.

Or are people that comment on porn subs really the dumbest around?

That honor is for people who unironically post in pro-Trump subs.

The same reason people comment here, you shit heel.

Dunno, but my inbox is always full of coomers leaving really weird comments on furry porn, usually to the tune of "god I want to be that wolf". It's an amusing read :>

Jesus nigga u need jesus

to post it on /r/pornhubcomments for free karma

I usually just find the source for people

"Boy oh boy I sure would like to have sex with her!" "Agreed" "Yeah same here"

If it's a smaller sub like /r/thick a lot of the posters are the actual girls taking nude selfies so commenting is a way to get them to keep posting since I assume they're doing it for attention.

Counterpoint /r/Drama is a porn sub.

I sometimes like to comment "nice I always wondered what my cousin looks like naked" on /r/gonewild just on the off chance they may actually think there is a possibility a family member is fapping to them.

These should be the only comments allowed on porn subs tbh. Inshallah

People commenting on porns subs are using an alt or have no shame, there’s no need for them to put any effort whatsoever into their comments.

Because they're fucking weirdos?

Is this confirmation bias?

Go on some porn sub and start random sampling. I think your hypothesis is likely correct, but it never hurts to validate these things empirically.

It's the only chance they have of their advances responded to be a semi-attractive girl. For them, it's peak euphoria when they get a ;) response. Honestly, I don't even get the point of interacting with these women, they're usually the least interesting to engage with.

I'm still scarred from that one post in October where a girl posted a picture of herself completely naked and the caption was, "You guys like my halloween costume?" This is a woman who has had men laugh at every "joke" she tells, and is deluded into thinking she's funny.

I find it funny to leave weird responses and not the typical thirsty responses.

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I've long considered people that comment on porn subs to be the lowest of the low.

Similarly, mods of porn subs are the lowest of jannies. They're curating content for other guys to masturbate to lmao.

Depends on what they like.

Throwback to the guy who runs r/catdad who created, and I believe still creates, excellent drama via exaggerated boomerposting on thots nude selfies.

Someone should make a username mention bot that checks for that.

I only comment on Hitomi Tanak’s sub

Hitomi Tanaka

ayy lmao

This is the second time I've agreed with pizza and I'm starting to get worried.

The pizzapill is the harshest pill yet

I've long considered people that comment on porn subs to be the lowest of the low.

They unironically are