Where is bonk?

1  2019-12-11 by ClubbinGuido

I can't sleep knowing bonks wretched little skull has gone unopened like the ripe island coconut that it is. I just want to cave that fucking head of his in so bad and watch that fucking little rodent mouth twitch randomly in agony as he fucking chokes on his own cerebral fluid.

The only thing that could top that would be to use his little mongoloid face to smoke meth in. How I would love to fire up his disgusting malformed mandible as a make shift pookie in the front yard of his parents trailer as they sit down for a melancholy holiday meal; His family knowing full well that I still roamed free after bludgeoning him to death but unoblivious to the dopamine fueled psychotic rampage I was about to unleash upon them for merely being related to that cocksucker after I finally exhale the crank in my lungs.

I just can't stop thinking about that that little cocksucker. The first time he engaged me on discord I was overcome with the desire to put a boot his little fucking malformed head. The very idea of his skull bursting like a rotten grape under the weight of my foot with an obnoxious pop similar to cracking open a cold one gave me shivers of joy.

Sometimes I want to put something like a softball in bonks mouth and then slam his fucking face down on a mahogony desk. The sound of his teeth scuttling over the polished surface would be ASMR tier.

I hope you are reading this bonk.

3 comments

Are you black or something? Why do you think fathers don't exist?

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the fuck is a bonk

I think it was a cartoon mascot for the TurboGrafx16