George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
Oh, this is a gift from the goddess. The posts about this have already been a shit show. Now we get to witness the hamstering as Reddit neckbeards decide who they hate the most: foids or Christcucks?
Someone who is pissed they got their ass slapped. let this be a lesson to the rest of the moids who were absent the day their kindergarten teacher gave the 'keep your hands to yourself' lesson.
The best part about reddit is that retards are separated by what they sperg about, so such dillema never exists, reddit is going to sperg out about everything
How incredible would it be if we could get every man, or even just 50% of men on Earth to agree to slap at least one unconsenting woman's ass for some sort of international ass slapping holiday.
is a local youth minister who claims he wants to “correct the situation” — while the journalist on the receiving end of his hand says he “hurt me, both physically and emotionally.”
So he’s still getting off on it? Time to lock him in a cell with bubba.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-11
homosexuals reproduce by raping kids
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1 goldfish_memories 2019-12-11
Proof that foids are no longer needed 👆👆👆
1 BussyShillBot 2019-12-11
George Soros has paid me $25 million to create this hurricane with a wooden spoon, glitter, and a bottle of Prosecco. I can do this because I’m a woman, and I can bleed each month without dying. He is sending me the money via magical unicorn. Gay Rainbow unicorn, of course...
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1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-11
FOIDS AM I RIGHT???
1 Fortizen 2019-12-11
Should have gone for the goose
1 Shubard75 2019-12-11
Men are slapping my ass constantly and I don't cry about it. Fucking women.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-12-11
Oh, this is a gift from the goddess. The posts about this have already been a shit show. Now we get to witness the hamstering as Reddit neckbeards decide who they hate the most: foids or Christcucks?
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-11
foids by far. Who experiences a "heavy impact" from a light touch on the thing you sit with
1 WineDine69stein 2019-12-11
You don't just sit on it neckbeard. They use it to reproduce
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-12-11
Someone who is pissed they got their ass slapped. let this be a lesson to the rest of the moids who were absent the day their kindergarten teacher gave the 'keep your hands to yourself' lesson.
Also, you: 🐹☸️
1 employee10038080 2019-12-11
Doesn't really matter how light of a touch it is
1 SmogiPierogi 2019-12-11
The best part about reddit is that retards are separated by what they sperg about, so such dillema never exists, reddit is going to sperg out about everything
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-12-11
What a Chad
1 Aletherios 2019-12-11
Jesus christ how hard can you actually milk this
1 qwertyman_101 2019-12-11
Not as hard as ild like to milk her.
1 clubby789 2019-12-11
YIKES 😬😬😬
1 Roserath 2019-12-11
Foids are literally rarted
1 wm20123 2019-12-11
So he's a godly man who can traumatize thots with a single slap. Is this what they call the Godhand?
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-12-11
He got the magic touch
1 RBnumberTwenty 2019-12-11
Cunt
1 companyfry 2019-12-11
Good morning...
1 Msmit71 2019-12-11
this song goes very hard love from kazakhstan
1 faponurmom 2019-12-11
How incredible would it be if we could get every man, or even just 50% of men on Earth to agree to slap at least one unconsenting woman's ass for some sort of international ass slapping holiday.
1 theworstever 2019-12-11
Do it during Ramadan and say you lost control because fasting and it was a sexual emergency.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-11
Might be on to something here
1 200iqBigBrain 2019-12-11
Men won't do it. Brothers are all allowing women to fuck them over in every possible way. It's even more embarrassing than mayo shenanigans.
1 UnkillRebooted 2019-12-11
This is the Christcucks' equivalent of "dindu nuffin".
1 Ingelri 2019-12-11
I think you can be a loving husband and father who is very active in his community and also slap ass with extreme prejusice
1 TruthPains 2019-12-11
More of, "I did do something but I've accumulated enough God points to cash them in for one reporter ass slap."
1 Dramacel69 2019-12-11
He dindu nuffin, he a good boy. He's going to church, trying to teach kids n shiet
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-12-11
why is it always a Christian youth minister or something equivalently preachy?
Dude Christcucks lmao.
1 totally_not_ac3 2019-12-11
He just smacked an ass, like holy shit why is this a big deal
1 cochnbahls 2019-12-11
This disproportional response reminds me of medieval England where they chopped hands off for stealing an apple.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-11
basted
1 NumerousEvent 2019-12-11
What's up, SLAPPERS
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-12-11
So he’s still getting off on it? Time to lock him in a cell with bubba.
1 Msmit71 2019-12-11
She's probably still getting off on it
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-11
This was obviously just some kind of viral marketing campaign for his youth group and you're all falling for it.
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1 SunnyFourZero 2019-12-11
Who do I support in this? The chr*stian or the femoid?
1 Babinx 2019-12-11
If she were my girlfriend I'd go to his house and slap his wife's ass.