The German Burger King is now spoiling Star Wars.

1  2019-12-11 by ImJustaBagofHammers

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The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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And they say Germans have no sense of humour.

I listened to it and here's the translation:

We have nothing to fear from these Americans. They are simply boys who think that war is like Samson with his shield and spear and sword, like David with his sling. They do not know war is the conflict of smoke stacks—a combat of the driving wheel and engine, of splintered steel and toxic gas in melted lungs. When we dug this trench we dug not dirt alone but legs, arms, skulls, helmets, all the debris of this mighty struggle. This is reality of what they now face.

The later part

Rumor has it that the war is almost over, but it feels unreal it could ever happen. We have been fighting on this front for four years now. The only thing we know is real is death. Most of us have forgotten there is an outside world. When we try to cheer ourselves up with stories from before the war, we can scarcely believe that these are, in fact, true stories. No, I don't believe that this is the end, not here in this forest, not today. We have no fear left in us.

First part seems like a uncle adolf speech, later feels like ww1

Which is it fucko!

It’s from Battlefield 1

Yikes dude. Yikes.

It's from one of the VOs you hear at the intro to the Operations campaigns. BF1 is probably the best FPS ever made.

Agreed. Never spent more time being immersed (almost TOO immersed at times) on another fps. Fucking love that game

This was brilliant trolling.

Danke

both, probably book excerpts though

Both World war 1

I loved this game, shame about what happend to dice

What happened?

Woke overload and terrible gameplay decision, I heard they made it even worse recently

BF5 is also the first BF in a long time where they didnt make the game population available to the public

Germans are usually far from based, but sometimes they have their moments

Once in a while, they become a little too based

And then the germanicide must begin again and the while cycle repeats.

These people really think Disney is going to sue Burger King of this lmao.

This is fucking weird, whether the leaks are true or not. Whatever kind of advertising German BK is doing, this isn't the last of it

Time to ban the Krauts from reddit.