"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)

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Pizza has the thousand coom stare

to the tune of "Hallelujah":

I used to use my brain before

My prefrontal cortex's been thrown out the door

Cuz every day I need, to keep coomin

The first, the second, the third, the fifth...

I'm falling apart, there's no stopping it

I just can't control it, I'm a coomer

I'm a coomer, I'm a coomer

I'm a coomer, I'm a coooooo-oomer

I used to be a happy boy

Filled with dopamine and joy

But now I'm just a crusty dirty coomer

I haven't cleaned my room in weeks...

All I do is beat my meat

I get nothing done cuz I'm a coomer

I'm a coomer, I'm a coomer

I'm a coomer, I'm a coooooo-oomer

I used to really get things done

Now popping off is the only one

Even when it's flaccid, cuz I'm coomer

I know all of the pornstars' names...

They're all burned into my brain

Because I'm just a fucking stupid coomer

I'm a coomer, I'm a coomer

I'm a coomer, I'm a coooooo-oomer

😓

I liked it, but I also like beating the meat. Do I upvote or downvote? 🤔🤔🤔

Coom Rules Everything Around Me

Hot damn he really does look like a child predator.

He genuinely looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

That moment when the masked diddler is caught

Don’t you mean diddle kids while he’s at his race-realist klan rally?

I like how mdecels think they'll replace the old guard.

there were old guards?

You can’t fight change

Fresh off the boat, from MDE, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary. never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on r/drama by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is r/drama. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me? heh, I'm a judge.. This place.... This place has a lot to offer... Heh you'll see, kid that is if you can handle it...

Literally you, you pathetic fucking mong.

OBSESSED

rent free

If we just sperg out about him every day, maybe he'll disappear!

imagine being this mad that someone out-debates you on the internet

Imagine defending some random person that you know of only on a shit posting subreddit

Wait this is what the dude I’ve spent countless seconds on the internet arguing with looks like?

Makes sense I guess

Today on 14 or 40 we have a doozy

Does he have a drug problem? Look at those racoon eyes.

A look of quiet dignity even in defeat