About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
You guys actually don't get it. That website is not simply satire, a lot of the shit they spew = unironic republican talking points and culture wars shit about trannies.
Also, Trump likely didn't even know it was satire and much of his base probably doesn't either.
I've seen boomers on my FB share bee stories and argue they're real before.
It's genius really. Liberals think so little of his base that they assume they won't get satire. It does more to show the arrogance of the left than it does the stupidity of the right.
That's pizza's shtick tho. It's late for him (he's a neet he's been up since at least noon yesterday) otherwise you would have gotten a bunch of links to articles that have nothing at all to do with the subject at hand.
Did you read the OP lmao, it can't possibly be mistaken for anything else. Title: "House Dems Unveil Surefire Plan To Get Trump Reelected," tweeted with comment "The Bee mocking the Dems:".
He posts in bad faith a lot. He called me the ‘dumbest drama user’ for a while. He knows he stepped in it here and looks like a complete neet retard lol
This is yet another idiotic instance of 'fact-checking' the President for his excellent sense of humor. The fake news media refuses to show the wonderfully kind, fun, and generous side of our President.
This is yet another idiotic instance of 'fact-checking' the President for his excellent sense of humor. The fake news media refuses to show the wonderfully kind, fun, and generous side of our President.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-12-12
About like 30 to 45 minutes ago I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb and my dick has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fucking weird when I take a piss.
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1 loli_esports 2019-12-12
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-12
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 teamsprocket 2019-12-12
Both Snopes and OP needs to learn how to cope.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-12
You guys actually don't get it. That website is not simply satire, a lot of the shit they spew = unironic republican talking points and culture wars shit about trannies.
Also, Trump likely didn't even know it was satire and much of his base probably doesn't either.
I've seen boomers on my FB share bee stories and argue they're real before.
1 nayytay 2019-12-12
Isn’t OP your alt....
1 loli_esports 2019-12-12
No you stupid retard
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
Stick to dabbing on foids your takes on snopes are shit tier
1 Misplaced_Ambition 2019-12-12
I didn’t realize republicans were banned from using satire thanks for the info.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-12
They aren't banned from shit, but when they're so gullible they think satire is real you run into problems.
Trump himself has gone on infowars, do you think he has any idea what's real and what isn't?
1 Platycel 2019-12-12
Wow Pizza I have truly saw the way now.
1 cochnbahls 2019-12-12
Then maybe we should cancel the onion, since there is so many people that fall for it that there is a subreddit dedicated to it.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-12
The difference is the president isn't tweeting the onion to an already gullible base that thinks reality is subjective.
I also never said the bee should be banned.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-12
the post modernists?
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-12
How can a leftoid say that rightoids think reality is subjective when they are the ones saying trannies and bigender people are valid lmao
1 snowkarl 2019-12-12
true, democrats would never fall for a fake story or satire
the totally, extraordinarily believable Smollett MAGA COUNTRY story totally proved that point
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-12-12
“This is MAGA Country” Says African Migrant While Beating Up Black American.
1 cochnbahls 2019-12-12
It's genius really. Liberals think so little of his base that they assume they won't get satire. It does more to show the arrogance of the left than it does the stupidity of the right.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-12
The president has literally gone on infowars.
1 cochnbahls 2019-12-12
I don't want to defend all his actions. He's a fucking dick
1 Platycel 2019-12-12
Then don't.
1 cochnbahls 2019-12-12
I'm not. 🤷🏿♂️
1 retardedjewboy69 2019-12-12
How can you type this with all of those dicks in your hands and face
1 kevindurantalt 2019-12-12
Finally a President fighting for the Truth if you ask me
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
so what?
1 habibi_1993 2019-12-12
based
1 SALTY_COCK 2019-12-12
Trannies?
1 Pinksister 2019-12-12
Which base is disputing the kindergarten-tier fact that men have penises and women have vaginas?
1 DepravedMutant 2019-12-12
You think trump thought that was a real quote?
1 AltRitardando 2019-12-12
Betting against Trump being retarded isn't safe
1 DepravedMutant 2019-12-12
Always bet on daddy 😏
1 label_and_libel 2019-12-12
Do you think Trump thought that Obama was born in Kenya?
1 DepravedMutant 2019-12-12
No of course not
1 hi_0 2019-12-12
Surely you have some screenshots to prove that? You've never made stuff up before right?
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-12
Yeah how shocking that boomers can sometimes think satire articles are real.
1 hi_0 2019-12-12
Huh? You just said you've seen it on your own fb, but can't provide proof?
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
That's a big nope familam
1 hi_0 2019-12-12
It's just funny seeing someone lie to prove their point while seriousposting about people consuming lies as truth
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
That's pizza's shtick tho. It's late for him (he's a neet he's been up since at least noon yesterday) otherwise you would have gotten a bunch of links to articles that have nothing at all to do with the subject at hand.
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2019-12-12
Leftoids just cope by saying "well, that I think it happened shows realistic it is, and that's just as bad as if it really happened".
Tbh rightoids do that as well...
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
So what you are saying is that a portion of both leftoids and rightoids are retarded?
Holy shit how on earth did you ever come to such a galaxy brain revelation??!!!
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-12
I'm not digging through months of FB posts to appease some low IQ dramatard that is oblivious to reality.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-12
its because youre full of shit and fishing for inbox notifications
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-12
Well, if it isn't corporal hicks, dumbest person on /r/drama.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-12
mfw
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
uh oh you just beat him in debate!
1 200iqBigBrain 2019-12-12
corporal-hicks destroys libtard with facts and logic
1 -holier-than-mao- 2019-12-12
Literally the cuckolded version of "here's your [you.]"
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-12
Did you read the OP lmao, it can't possibly be mistaken for anything else. Title: "House Dems Unveil Surefire Plan To Get Trump Reelected," tweeted with comment "The Bee mocking the Dems:".
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
But did he know it was ironic?!?!?!
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-12
dunno fam, seems almost plausible to be posted in r/AHS
1 Kat_B0T 2019-12-12
He posts in bad faith a lot. He called me the ‘dumbest drama user’ for a while. He knows he stepped in it here and looks like a complete neet retard lol
1 pepperouchau 2019-12-12
So the corporal stole your crown???
1 Kat_B0T 2019-12-12
Apparently so 😡😡😡
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
And there's no love for grandpa tick-tock he fucking blocked me....
1 Kat_B0T 2019-12-12
Hahaha yup I’ve been blocked for a while
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
1 habibi_1993 2019-12-12
uhm how is that different from leftie satire?
1 dramasexual 2019-12-12
I'm not sure if Snopes was a legitimate source for fact-checking in the past or if I was just stupider then.
1 Metatron58 2019-12-12
once upon a time I think you could use them but like everything else in media they are ruled by IDPOL and bias now.
1 lolcows64 2019-12-12
the fate of any fact checker who else is going to control it? the government?
1 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2019-12-12
rip Cracked
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
redpilled and based
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-12
They were legit for stuff like alligators in the sewers and whether tennis balls are filled with poisonous gas.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-12-12
They only did fact-checking for weird internet stuff like urban legends, then they were reliable.
1 UKIP_Warrior 2019-12-12
Reminder that Snopes was founded by a literal cuckold and his partner.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-12
and has a cat on the payroll
1 Msmit71 2019-12-12
Wait, really?! Lmao
Source?
1 ReBurnInator 2019-12-12
www.google.com
1 Msmit71 2019-12-12
bitch I looked and I'm not going past page 2 of google
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-12
👅🍩
1 SemiboloidSlots 2019-12-12
Yes, we truly live in tongue-donut times.
1 york_york_york 2019-12-12
When will we be freed from the oppression of oral cruellers? 😢😢😢
1 SemiboloidSlots 2019-12-12
Never, and it's all thanks to the equine footwear postulate.
1 Matues49 2019-12-12
damn, Boomer Bee readers are still seething over Snopes lmao
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-12-12
lol i mean its not really satire if its true is it
1 Dramacel69 2019-12-12
God bless America
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-12
By the way Trump is also the most modest president in American history, maybe ever.
1 SunnyFourZero 2019-12-12
Why is this woketard so uptight? Daddy was clearly posting that article because he thought it was a funny mockery, which it is