“Clear link between masturbation and autism” concludes meta study published by SRU.

1  2019-12-13 by zhcyiDnein

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Hell hath no fury like a suburban soccer mom cucked, I guess.

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Where are you getting that quote from?

I think you may be masturbating too much.

Ooohhhhhaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhh iiimmm gonna cooooooooooooooooooom.

Is it bad that this describes my experience?

Yes

I haven't beat off in almost two weeks. It used to describe me but not anymore

This might be a good sign, but dont choose the path of 'nofap' cause that still makes you a coomer. Just jack off like a normal person. Dont be a braindead moron whos penis is leaking semen all the time, but dont be a moron who is thinking about not cooming all the time either.

Yeah, I know nofappers are just coomers who're obsessed with not touching their dicks. I just haven't felt the urge to do it yet

Yeah thats a good sign

wait, what the fuck even is a coomer then?

when ur life revolves around cooming.

Nofappers are coomers who think if they stop jacking off they'll get superpowers

They're just projecting heavily because they are so dysfunctional from cooming that laying it off comparatively makes it look like they're superhumans

I sometimes go more than a week without fapping when I'm withdrawing from Adderall, I don't gain any superpowers after this usual. Really using a drug that affects your libido like that makes you really conscious of how silly it is to shame yourself over fapping. Different people just have different levels of libido that just be dealt with, when I'm withdrawing from Adderall you couldn't pay me to fap.

Well that explains a few things

Yep all those babies who are found to have autism when they're 1 didn't get it from vaccines, they learned how to fap really young. So like 100% of kids that actually have autism, they all learned masturbation immediately out of the womb.

Imagine not jerking it while literally in a female womb.

Pretty accurate when /d/ is pretty much THE place for SHOTA TENTACLE FISTING HENTAI

Coomer to autist to tranny pipeline in action