You ever see a post about someone having liver cancer and think to yourself "God I wish that were me"?
1 2019-12-13 by loveabigdick
I fucking hate living so much. I hate my job it makes me so miserable and depressed I even stopped working out I used to be a chad, on god! Having cancer will be the only thing that would allow me to quit and live with my parents until I die. I get 1 year of sweet neet life and then I die. The perfect life indeed. Imagine how much I'd shitpost here? Notice How I haven't been shitposting at all over the last year?
48 comments
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-13
Every day.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-13
That's funny, we wish the same thing.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
Pizza. Get professional help. The internet has broken you. I suggest you take a step back from this site and any place you can read about father trump.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-13
Please stop trying to rape children you disgusting fuck.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
Sticks and stones may break my bones by pizza shill will never hurt me.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-13
I don't care about myself, it's your victims.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
You should call up your girl Rachael Madow to do an investigation into these allegations.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-13
Please stop trying downplay the fact you're a child fucker.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-13
Better than fucking the uggo discord trannies that you’re into
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-13
You're a child rapist.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
Pizza you can’t just call everyone you don’t like a child rapist
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-13
HAHAHAHAHA. Holy shit you clown.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
¿Por que?
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-13
I’m not
But you did get raped by a discord e-troid
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-13
you are a disgusting child fucker.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-13
ok sweetie
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
He’s lost it don’t you think?
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-13
He probably caught syphilis from all those ugly trannies he banged and developed neurosyphilis.
Symptoms:
-Problems with thinking, such as confusion or poor concentration
-Mental problems, such as depression or irritability
-Loss of bladder control (incontinence)
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
Solid point. I was just learning about this as well. Can’t believe I didn’t realize pizza is the perfect example
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-13
In your defense, the first instinct is to assume pizza is a virgin and this unable to get these stds. But you have to remember that even the biggest faggots in the world can still get laid if they buy a fat discord tranny McDonald’s
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
You are completely correct. It is very important you look at a social factors in patients like pizza
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
Dam Angela is here with the sick bantz
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-13
when even angela dabs on pizzashill you know there is a problem
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
She was dabbing on him in the other post about the southern White House as well. You LOVE to see it.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-13
It comes from two things
He’s the easiest to dab on and the one who deserves it the most
1 QuadNarca 2019-12-13
You can't leave behind all those dramanauts, you live rent-free in their head, and they are so obsessed with you.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-13
PDF checking in for doody!
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
PIZZA DEFENSE FORCE ASSEMBLE
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-13
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1 Aletherios 2019-12-13
What the fuck I thought /r/drama love their lives... How is anyone meant to take our smug superiorposting serious if we're just as miserable as them
1 still_not_Sombra 2019-12-13
No because I'm not a 'depressed' zoomer who thinks life sucks because he spends 20 hours a day on useless games.
1 loveabigdick 2019-12-13
I'm a millennial you inbred boomer, I work 9 hours a day 6 days a week I literally don't ever play video games
The last thing giving me will to live is the hope that one day we will revolt grab our ARs and shoot your generation dead in their homes. In minecraft of course
1 FoidBlaster 2019-12-13
Get a different job?
1 loveabigdick 2019-12-13
Yeah I'll just head to the job store and do that. Took me a year and a half of interviews to get this one and it's only half related to my university degree fuck this shit.
1 FoidBlaster 2019-12-13
What's your degree?
1 loveabigdick 2019-12-13
Bachelor's Degrees in mechanical engineering
1 Curbside_dental 2019-12-13
Get in the field you fool.
There's dudes doing traffic control for prevailing wage steeper than what you'll ever make designing widgets in a cubicle.
1 FoidBlaster 2019-12-13
Ah, you're just unlucky then. Mechanical engineers are not very sought after these days.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
I don’t know much about the engineering field. Why is that type not sought after but others are?
1 FoidBlaster 2019-12-13
It mostly only applies to entry level. Though there's also the issue with there being an oversupply of engineers and the whole getting into a core company thing which is very difficult to say the least.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
Don’t electrical engineers do well?
1 FoidBlaster 2019-12-13
Depends where you live tbqh but in general you'll have lots of options if you have an EE degree.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-12-13
Yeah cause my girlfriends brother graduated with electrical and got a 90k job right out of undergrad.
1 still_not_Sombra 2019-12-13
I'm not a boomer, but saying you wish you had cancer because life sucks is some meirl tier shit
1 loveabigdick 2019-12-13
Neet or rich?
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-12-13
i mean the solutions are in front of you. marry rich and/or build a neet lifestyle.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-13
Nope.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-12-13
We haven't even come close to peak current year yet, I envy that he isn't going to live to see it