News Thread y’alled when a 13 year old basketball zoom does the 13%

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The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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Black kid kills an innocent white person for no reason

Reddit jannies make sure to censor anything remotely critical of the 1350s

A random lurker begins to notice this censorship pattern and takes a half step rightward on his political compass

Repeat from the beginning

No, we need to talk about the real problem, Nazi crime.

nazis commit crime because of how society treats them and their socio economic status is very bad

Woah, based and sociology-pilled.

No no it was Stormfront spamming Pepe memes. Memes made people Nazis.

This is why I don't tell people what I studied in university, because everyone assumes they understand the subject matter better than actual experts.

Reddit is dominated by the smoothbrain gang.

What'd you study in university? I want to fire some retarded opinions at you.

Oh no, not falling for that one.

I'm just gonna assume it was Gender Studies cause you're too embarrassed to talk about it here

Damn, not them they whinged about my future climate refugee paper saying it didn't account for future progressive movements. I was in the Defence Studies department.

Oh, that's pretty cool. On a scale of 1-10, how fucked are we? Should I invest in a bunker in the Canadian wilderness?

That's always a sound investment, can I join too?

Maybe... But you'd have to be worth the extra rations. Post bussy and we'll see.

Not needed, you can blast my bussy whenever you want, king

I have standards.

Maybe a 5?

It isn't as bad as it seems according to the media, but a hell of a lot of people are going to die. 1st world countries will be fine, no one else will.

Good time to join a PMC.

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They’re not really censoring much, half the comments are ‘kill black kids’ lol

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They murdered an innocent young woman. She is dead, her family is shattered yet so many here are more concerned about the poor little boy murderer's rights and feelings. Pathetic

A random lurker begins to notice this censorship pattern and takes a half step rightward on his political compass

This was basically me starting around 2011/2012 leading up until now. It's pretty incredible how widespread censorship has become on reddit and all platforms in general.

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70% of black kids don’t have a dad in their life.

Good job democrats.

This has a positive updoot ratio on Reddit......

Imagine thinking not having a dad makes you kill random women when you are 13 lmao this is straight up normie conservative cope

Nah I didn't have a dad and I kill, rape, and steal every day. It's just like breathing TBH.

consider how much respect there is for women in these dadless cultures though hmm

Oedipus

This is the biggest cope of all. Imagine if that kid did have a dad, you think he'd turn into a hoodlum that went around mugging people?

He could have been Obama’s son.

Using drones to mug, I like it.

Imagine if that kid did have a dad

You mean an imaginary fantasy bill cosby dad, or the dumb violent irresponsible criminal piece of shit who was presumably his actual father?

The latter, so ghe little shit was turned into a vegetable before he killed an innocent person.

Growing up withöut a father increases your risk of engaging in violent or drug related crime like 10 fold

Of course it's not a 100 percent deterministic certainty but it's not like it's unrelated to why blacks commit so much crime. The lowered expectations on blacks, welfare, minimum wage laws and as a result broken families destroyed the entire slave descendant community in like two enerations lol

West Virginia

mountain momma

*ahem lower average IQ and above average serum testosterone levels.

dude I don't need to read an Atlantic article to know that blacks are violent apes

Kids raised by a single mother are much more likely to commit crime

The rarely seen other side of the horseshoe on which whites to blame for the behavior of blacks.

The most boomerpost reaction possible

This makes me want to seethepost

I mean dude niggers lmao

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Good job bobby, here's a star

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I always thought this was Geto Boys. The guys really sound like it.

Congratulations, against the odds, your low-effort paste shitpost actually had value for someone.

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L's, L's
D Rose what up man?
Roll that dope up
Sosa Baby
Catch up

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You better duck boy, get on the floor boy
600 Boys, I rock with those boys
D.Rose boy, my lil bro boy
He gon' blow boy, Get you gon' boy
Y'all some lil boys, I'm a grown boy
Gimmie some racks, bout 5 stacks
And if he holding that? Imma rob that
Yeah I'm checking niggas, like a contract
Yous a lil nigga, I'm beyond that
Where yo moms at?, my dick she can climb that
Fuck A Tooka Gang, I let this ruger bang
For my bro-gods, I let this ruger sing
So don't try us, we is too insane

OTF, for my niggas I'm going crazy
Chief Sosa, for that nigga they going crazy
So hide your lady, my niggas reckless they'll fuck your lady
And let you have it, fuck nigga we all savage
300 savage with Lamron, it's closed caskets
O-Block we blitzing niggas like John Madden
300 savage with Lamron, it's closed caskets
O-Block we blitzing niggas, John Madden

Dart gang, it's a dart game
And we don't love hoes, or play heart games
In my own lane, it's a smart thing
Cause of snitch niggas playing cops games
I let it fire bang! I am not lame
All my niggas grind, that's a smart thing
Cause we gangbang, we is insane
We make bullets rain, fuck Tooka Gang
Sosa flex, he don't wanna get hit that tec
My niggas next, if we ain't eating that shit is dead
That nigga's dead, fuck around with my hittas man
Frontstreet man, Republican he a hitta man
Lollipop, that bitch licking my lollipop
Hit em from the top, that bitch slurping my lollipop
Better stop, fuck nigga we don't fuck with opps
Or fuck with cops, snitch nigga get in a box

OTF, for my niggas I'm going crazy
Chief Sosa, for that nigga they going crazy
So hide your lady, my niggas reckless they'll fuck your lady
And let you have it, fuck nigga we all savage
300 savage with Lamron, it's closed caskets
O-Block we blitzing niggas like John Madden
300 savage with Lamron, it's closed caskets
O-Block we blitzing niggas, John Madden

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He was trying to get a purse for his mom for Christmas you bigots.

couldn't he have just stole it from a shop?

Supposedly 5 people had been robbed on that same area prior. Sounds like they had a spot so why work harder.

What the fuck are you talking about? You don't understand what's fact is because you are a right wing lunatic.

Guys help I'm a rightoid and I don't understand what is fact is

what is fact is

yeah but grammar is the true conservative achilles heel.

I'm noticing a lot of anti-Black racism on /r/drama today. Can we please cool it with the nazi dogwhistles and crime statistics please? Where is pizza when you need him?

Have you never seen pizza go off on one of his racist tangents?

Yeah that's my point once pizza identifies himself as a racist everyone else will take the other side.

Genius.

Not our fault African Americans disproportionately commit crimes.

Reddit mods: They can't handle the truth. The truth is racist. Reeeeeee. Let's lock the thread

Users: lmao you do this for free

Unironic cope:

Maybe it’s billionaires and nazis fueling paranoia and hate leading to this shit.

Pack it up boys, this is beyond parody.

link

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/ea4gbd/13yearold_boy_faces_murder_charges_in_death_of/faobix9/

that whole comment chain is kind of a gold mine if you look at the parents

Those jannies have such a big mess to clean up, I hope they get double overtime, but wait... What's 0.00 multiplied by for free? Because jannies are all over reddit doing everything absolutely free, so get to work janny we're all here making a mess for you to clean up.

Janny janny, clean up it up!

We can't behave so lock it up!

Janny janny, this thread's dirty!

You'll be cleaning through your thirties!

Our janny janny loves you and me!

Because our janny janny does it all for free!

I mean, she went to Barnard, she’d probably want the thread y’alled, too.

truth stings

Sounds like something your dad says when you complain about peeing with the clap

What a dick. He should have apologized for giving it to you

Chapo check

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i should be shot for having 999+ comments

Chapo check

0 of collectijism's last 999 comments (0.0%) are in /r/ChapoTrapHouse.

Pure as the driven snow

they're from a gang known as the 1350's.. they operate in some of the worst neighbourhoods in America.

Legit question for urban Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral 13 year olds that run into my parks within 3-5 mins while my young coeds play?

Put poisoned chocolate bars in a dollar store purse and wait for them to steal it. Be sure to write "this is poisoned; for rats only" on it to cover your ass.

Uhm the feral 13 year olds are walking welfare checks so don’t vote democrat

It's only really sad because she was kinda hot tbh

liking foids smh

That whole comment section is an unironic pasta of “muh socioeconomic factors”

Imagine trying to argue if Dylan Roof should be “rehabilitated” as well

Lol this comment

WONT SOMEBODY THINK OF THE MURDERING KIDS? Also this is a commie, so im surprised how they suddenly went from "that old landlady deserves to die for being a parasite" to "this kid who murdered three people deserves our sympathy".

It’s endlessly amazing to me that anyone thinks of prison as being for the prisoners. Prison is for good people, so that we don’t have to look at scum every day.

That one dramacel pretending to be retarded. Nezajj, you here?

That anyone thinks that kid would become a net contributor to society even with rehabilitation is funny. He's probably set his contribution to society back 10 times by removing her life and thus her future tax contributions.

Future Journalist, Hairy armpits, but cute.

Not breathing

therefore no longer a THOT

Well call me Atticus Finch!