So I used to have this gay friend that I didn't even know was gay for like two months until he mentioned how hot some guy was.
Well one day we were out driving and we saw some guy running along the side of the road in a pink halter top and pink daisy dukes and my buddy says, "Check out that flaming faggot."
Jokingly, I said, "look who's taking."
In a serious tone of voice he responded, "Pete I'm a homosexual, not a flamer like that guy."
I wanted to have hot sweaty gay sex with him right then and there.
Honestly it's completely retarded. Why be homo if you're not even gonna be a faggot? Like you don't have to care about what women think, you don't have to worry about setting a good example for your kids, why would you do anything but fagmax if you're gonna be gay? It makes no sense to me.
Nah fuck your hate, and "all sides" bullshit, pal.
As a limp wrist faggot I disagree. You don’t have the right to tell people what they should and shouldn’t feel comfortable with. I’ve yet to meet one person who isn’t comfortable being around me knowing I’m a homo. I’d like to think that’s because I act like a normal human being. I also like to think that if someone was doing and acting outrageously in a “gay” way, even with the knowledge that that person was 100% straight, those same people would be uncomfortable around said person.
TLDR don’t act weird if you don’t want to be treated as weird
The bad thing about living in California is that employers are too woke to pull this shit so I'll never get a fat check like that lucky bastard :(
On the plus side though, i've been dabbing out all morning getting everything prepped to chop down my plants today, so I cant really complain about California too much :)
California just fucked their freelancers/contractors too. Some rule about hiring contractors to do anything related to the core of your business is now against state laws, so people are just firing California contractors. lol
About time too, 95% of them were "contractors" not contractors. Employers have been abusing the fuck out of the 1099 system so they dont have to give benefits to their employees. The only people really mad about it are the ones who are going to have finally pay people what they should've been in the first place
Freelancers are unhappy about it too. Not saying employers don't abuse contractor vs employee status, but for someone like me (I don't live in California though), it's a really bad bill.
Kinda sucks that the 5% or whatever of legit cases get screwed but that's what happens when assholes abuse the system, the industries affected have had ample warning to change their ways but since they didn't they got slapped by the big dick of the law
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2 rocinantebabieca 2019-12-14
I have a conservative gay uncle that despises "flaming" gay mannerisms. I love him.
3 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-14
Based gay spic
3 SwitPogrom 2019-12-14
Gay funny uncle? I'm sure he loved you in a very special way.
2 Alicesnakebae 2019-12-14
Those are the gay people who gay people a bad name
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-12-14
So I used to have this gay friend that I didn't even know was gay for like two months until he mentioned how hot some guy was.
Well one day we were out driving and we saw some guy running along the side of the road in a pink halter top and pink daisy dukes and my buddy says, "Check out that flaming faggot."
Jokingly, I said, "look who's taking."
In a serious tone of voice he responded, "Pete I'm a homosexual, not a flamer like that guy."
I wanted to have hot sweaty gay sex with him right then and there.
3 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-12-14
Is that viewpoint common between gays? I have a bussy connoisseur friend that shares the same opinion.
4 kier00 2019-12-14
Yes. There are upstanding gays and there are faggots.
Just as there are Jews and there are kikes.
Black Americans and niggers.
White people and white trash.
Etc etc
The path to radical centrism starts with the understanding that every community has problem children.
6 Brahmasexual 2019-12-14
I’m so radically centrist that I am the problem child of my family.
3 Misplaced_Ambition 2019-12-14
Only issue is that even most broke rural whites hate the idea of gibs. So much so that NPR calls them racist for it.
I'm an urbanite and I'm honestly just jealous as hell of my bumfuck white trash brethren. I really don't resent them at all.
4 Misplaced_Ambition 2019-12-14
Honestly it's completely retarded. Why be homo if you're not even gonna be a faggot? Like you don't have to care about what women think, you don't have to worry about setting a good example for your kids, why would you do anything but fagmax if you're gonna be gay? It makes no sense to me.
3 BlooCheckmark 2019-12-14
Actually based
2 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-12-14
I mean, if homos wanted to shriek and bitch about things like foids, they can just become trannies tho. 🤔
2 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-12-14
It's pretty mixed
2 Lysis10 2019-12-14
Don't know if it's common but my friend is the same way. He hates flaming gays. He's a bottom though and loves manly looking men, not twinks.
2 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-12-14
See buttchugieg or whatever he is called ? This is what gay actually look like.
3 TaysSecondGussy 2019-12-14
Based and yeah but not like me-pilled
3 theworstever 2019-12-14
What a patrician homsexual.
2 QuadNarca 2019-12-14
Wait, I thought your name isn't Pete, just your reddit name refers to Pete Buttigieg.
4 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-12-14
My real name is Gullible
2 QuadNarca 2019-12-14
ok, Bob
1 Lysis10 2019-12-14
My friend is gay and his nephew just came out. He calls his nephew a fag all the time lol
Reddit is just filled with whiny fags that want to bitch about everything and be a victim.
4 sup3r_hero 2019-12-14
I’m a dude who is married to a dude and can’t stand all the faggotry
5 Lysis10 2019-12-14
The faggotry victim shit is a plague on reddit. Thank god most gays aren't like reddit gays.
2 sup3r_hero 2019-12-14
Yeah the gay subs are absolute cringe
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-12-14
You can’t stand your husband’s faggotry?
1 sup3r_hero 2019-12-14
No, the one on reddit. I’d never have married a faggot lmao
2 byobombs 2019-12-14
As a limp wrist faggot I disagree. You don’t have the right to tell people what they should and shouldn’t feel comfortable with. I’ve yet to meet one person who isn’t comfortable being around me knowing I’m a homo. I’d like to think that’s because I act like a normal human being. I also like to think that if someone was doing and acting outrageously in a “gay” way, even with the knowledge that that person was 100% straight, those same people would be uncomfortable around said person.
TLDR don’t act weird if you don’t want to be treated as weird
2 WigglingWeiner99 2019-12-14
https://youtu.be/e3h6es6zh1c
2 Corporal-Hicks 2019-12-14
"Diversity unit" lmao
1 Brahmasexual 2019-12-14
It’s just a black dick.
2 Brahmasexual 2019-12-14
I left some bait there, amateur but hopefully appetizing.
2 Ideasforfree 2019-12-14
The bad thing about living in California is that employers are too woke to pull this shit so I'll never get a fat check like that lucky bastard :(
On the plus side though, i've been dabbing out all morning getting everything prepped to chop down my plants today, so I cant really complain about California too much :)
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-12-14
Say what you want about Florida but it's 75° and beautiful
1 Lysis10 2019-12-14
California just fucked their freelancers/contractors too. Some rule about hiring contractors to do anything related to the core of your business is now against state laws, so people are just firing California contractors. lol
1 Ideasforfree 2019-12-14
About time too, 95% of them were "contractors" not contractors. Employers have been abusing the fuck out of the 1099 system so they dont have to give benefits to their employees. The only people really mad about it are the ones who are going to have finally pay people what they should've been in the first place
1 Lysis10 2019-12-14
Freelancers are unhappy about it too. Not saying employers don't abuse contractor vs employee status, but for someone like me (I don't live in California though), it's a really bad bill.
1 Ideasforfree 2019-12-14
Kinda sucks that the 5% or whatever of legit cases get screwed but that's what happens when assholes abuse the system, the industries affected have had ample warning to change their ways but since they didn't they got slapped by the big dick of the law
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-12-14
You can get yourself fired for being a rightoid and then go on Joe Rogan or something tho
2 SandorClegane_AMA 2019-12-14
What did he mean by this?
2 liquidtension 2019-12-14
The interaction further down the thread is hilarious.
"Being gay is normal but if you're not acting in a normal professional manner expect a reaction."
"I'm gay and fuck you don't tell me to hide my gayness!!"
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1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-12-14
I've worked in, with and around the navy (more like gayvy anirite) for over 20 years and some of those boys need to tone their gay shit down a bit.
1 Neon_needles 2019-12-14
Walk into the office and your co-worker is getting buttfucked by a tranny in his cubicle while listening to Cheryl Lynn's to be real.
You peek over the wall and while getting rammed he has his space decorated in ribbons, glitter, and framed pictures of Bruno Mars.
"Woah... I would ask him to turn it down but I would look like a bigot... but I'm just going to complain on reddit and jerk off later."
3 serialflamingo 2019-12-14
I love that song
2 employee10038080 2019-12-14
Fag
5 serialflamingo 2019-12-14
Duh 🙄
2 Brahmasexual 2019-12-14
I posted very reasonable advice in the thread for dealing with the situation amicably.
1 SlimjobDopamine 2019-12-14
Leftoids: Or people can exist how they want to and you can die mad about it?
Rightoids: exist
Leftoids: REEEEEEEEE
3 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-14
Cathbols: exist
Right: REEEEEEEE
Left: REEEEEEEE
3 heretobefriends 2019-12-14
Remember the last time a snide comment made you rethink your opinion on a subject?
> Well, first of all, I am a gay person.
Because it wasn't obvious from your catty tone.
1 bloodfort_andromeda 2019-12-14
conservacope🙊🙊🙊