When she came to Japan in April she started lots of trouble, then she started dating with some Japanese guys when she stayed.
I scolded her and her new BF as her manager, "Don't hang around with guys in public because you're an idol"
But she continued hanging with them every day.
So I left her after that.
Shocking the pedo is also a wannabe controlling incel.
Do you think instathots would get as much male attention if they mostly posted pics of them with their boyfriend? It's the same concept, except even more important for idols because that male attention is the bulk of how they pay their bills.
I acted like a not terrible boyfriend -- I deserve her back because I got her medicine once and made sure my bread and butter that makes me money gets healthy to make me more money and to bang.
This is due to video games, specifically dating sims; a lot of them have this mechanic where you do enough "nice things" for the romantic interest and that fills up her love bar or whatever and then she fucks you.
My knowledge of females comes from Reddit, reading way too many trashy romance novels and chicklit books, video games, sappy romance songs, having grown up with sisters, comic books, and my akward dating life, but even I know girls hate it when you treat them like they're your property.
More or less all of the above to some degree. They form 'idol groups' that sing manufactured pop songs, but their primary purpose is to appeal to middle-aged men, and in the meantime they're pimped out but are supposed to remain 'pure' in the public eye, i.e. not date. When they age out they often become softcore porn stars or end up scraping together a living doing guest appearances on reality gameshows and things of that nature.
Also worth mentioning is that the fanbase is basically the same type as K-Pop stans, except worse. As a filthy chink I cannot grasp what the appeal of these figures are to the Japs when you've already got both legitimate musicians that are attractive as well as anime waifus.
So basically, Yukapon is/was an internet celebrity known as 'loli-chan' on 4chan and Yukapon everywhere else. She was known to pedos for looking way younger than she was (though she was a young teen when all of this went down) and well-known to weebs for idk, I guess not being as ugly as most weebs and for being able to do idol group stuff.
She could also speak fluent moon, and when she was somewhere around 13-15 years old, her parents sent her off to Glorious Nippon to become an idol. Naturally, letting strange adult men have free reign over your fame-chasing kid is a terrible idea, and Yukapon entered a "relationship" with her 40-year-old manager, who created the website above after the relationship ended.
She is reportedly now heavily involved in the Tokyo party scene and is aspiring to become an 'insta-baddie'/soundcloud rapper. It's safe to say that the adults in her life let her down
Well, they actually had no idea of anything, until she was flown to Japan for the first time. After that, she was basically sorta shunned by her family, which she more or less did the same back, since she had this diva complex even after she was deported from Japan. Then some years ago she vanished abruptly
That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
Some chick that posted nudes on 4chan when she was like 14 or something.
Seems like she gets mentioned now more because Epstein was murdered and all the implications that come with that and rich famous white people being libertarians.
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4 jewdanksdad 2019-12-14
Oh hey some light readi.....wtf, that's a legit novel, snally.
3 snallygaster 2019-12-14
Libertarians are known for using more words than they need to in order to make a point
3 mechakingghidorah 2019-12-14
Are you a journalist? You’ve always got the scoop?
1 sad_boi_md 2019-12-14
Don't you dare insult Snally by implying she's one of them.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-12-14
We don’t use the j word around here thanks
2 TruthPains 2019-12-14
Almost all of Snally posts are encyclopedias.
4 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-12-14
Shocking the pedo is also a wannabe controlling incel.
8 professorshillphd 2019-12-14
I think this was probably the correct career advice if she's an "idol."
A lot of idols in asia depend on seeming single. Anytime they're in public with dudes their fans sperg the fuck out.
6 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-12-14
Their fans are all weebs and incels
1 911roofer 2019-12-14
The Japs were a mistake.
2 Infidel6 2019-12-14
Irradiating them only made them mutate rapidly.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-12-14
That's why we should've given them a third dose. There can't be any crazed incel weebs if their ancestors are all rice krispies
1 ernaschabulski 2019-12-14
unironically
1 SebasFGO 2019-12-14
Is racism normal in this sub or what?
1 ConcreteAddictedCity 2019-12-14
...why? What do their fans care?
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-14
They have to appear single and innocent.
https://www.quora.com/Why-are-kpop-idols-banned-from-dating
1 megafaggotron1986 2019-12-14
Do you think instathots would get as much male attention if they mostly posted pics of them with their boyfriend? It's the same concept, except even more important for idols because that male attention is the bulk of how they pay their bills.
1 911roofer 2019-12-14
It's not like they can actually sing m
1 megafaggotron1986 2019-12-14
Singing doesn't sell merch, projecting the image of a potential gf does
1 aef823 2019-12-14
So idols are supreme thots.
Got it.
2 Woolgun 2019-12-14
These "nice guy, I take care of my little baby" vibes are even more disturbing IMO.
3 TruthPains 2019-12-14
I acted like a not terrible boyfriend -- I deserve her back because I got her medicine once and made sure my bread and butter that makes me money gets healthy to make me more money and to bang.
1 zsfh 2019-12-14
This is due to video games, specifically dating sims; a lot of them have this mechanic where you do enough "nice things" for the romantic interest and that fills up her love bar or whatever and then she fucks you.
1 TruthPains 2019-12-14
Pretty sure this was around before dating sims, but I would not doubt some weeb believing that shit.
1 911roofer 2019-12-14
My knowledge of females comes from Reddit, reading way too many trashy romance novels and chicklit books, video games, sappy romance songs, having grown up with sisters, comic books, and my akward dating life, but even I know girls hate it when you treat them like they're your property.
1 TruthPains 2019-12-14
Fans don't like it when idols date
1 911roofer 2019-12-14
That's because the Japanese idol weebs want her to be "pure "
so she'll be appropriately shocked and horrified when they gang-rape her3 IraqiLobster 2019-12-14
Snally you know no one here can read for more than 5 minutes at best
3 zhcyiDnein 2019-12-14
So wholesome! Also excellent post as always, snally.
3 darth_tiffany 2019-12-14
Can someone bottom-line for me what exactly an "idol" is in the context of weird Japanese shit? Are they pop stars? Actresses? Escorts?
7 snallygaster 2019-12-14
More or less all of the above to some degree. They form 'idol groups' that sing manufactured pop songs, but their primary purpose is to appeal to middle-aged men, and in the meantime they're pimped out but are supposed to remain 'pure' in the public eye, i.e. not date. When they age out they often become softcore porn stars or end up scraping together a living doing guest appearances on reality gameshows and things of that nature.
5 darth_tiffany 2019-12-14
Empowering!
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-12-14
Also worth mentioning is that the fanbase is basically the same type as K-Pop stans, except worse. As a filthy chink I cannot grasp what the appeal of these figures are to the Japs when you've already got both legitimate musicians that are attractive as well as anime waifus.
1 darth_tiffany 2019-12-14
Seems like they fill the same cultural niche as instathots. I'm guessing the people who are there for "idols" aren't really interested in music.
1 911roofer 2019-12-14
This sounds like a recipe for them ending up as insane wrecks.
1 SamManilla 2019-12-14
See "backstreet girls" on Netflix. It'll explain everything.
2 snallygaster 2019-12-14
So basically, Yukapon is/was an internet celebrity known as 'loli-chan' on 4chan and Yukapon everywhere else. She was known to pedos for looking way younger than she was (though she was a young teen when all of this went down) and well-known to weebs for idk, I guess not being as ugly as most weebs and for being able to do idol group stuff.
She could also speak fluent moon, and when she was somewhere around 13-15 years old, her parents sent her off to Glorious Nippon to become an idol. Naturally, letting strange adult men have free reign over your fame-chasing kid is a terrible idea, and Yukapon entered a "relationship" with her 40-year-old manager, who created the website above after the relationship ended.
She is reportedly now heavily involved in the Tokyo party scene and is aspiring to become an 'insta-baddie'/soundcloud rapper. It's safe to say that the adults in her life let her down
3 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-14
Workplace romance
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-14
So basically, she is Magibon 2.0
1 snallygaster 2019-12-14
Yeah, I think her time was a few years after Magibon's.
3 jewdanksdad 2019-12-14
I actually dated Magibons sister, that's how I found out about her
1 snallygaster 2019-12-14
lmao seriously? How did they treat her e-fame?
3 jewdanksdad 2019-12-14
Well, they actually had no idea of anything, until she was flown to Japan for the first time. After that, she was basically sorta shunned by her family, which she more or less did the same back, since she had this diva complex even after she was deported from Japan. Then some years ago she vanished abruptly
2 snallygaster 2019-12-14
Apparently she's still in Japan doing camera reviews or something. It's crazy that her family had no idea what she was doing.
3 jewdanksdad 2019-12-14
She kept herself secret doing videos in her room...besides her being crazy, her whole family is nuts
1 snallygaster 2019-12-14
What's nuts about her family? Behind every attention-seeking internet celebrity is a dysfunctional upbringing
3 jewdanksdad 2019-12-14
That I dont really want to spill in public. Suffice to say, I'm glad I don't talk to them
1 snallygaster 2019-12-14
No problem, I'm glad you didn't get too wrapped up in that shit (hopefully)
2 jewdanksdad 2019-12-14
Not Magibon herself, but let's just say I didnt come out unscathed.
1 snallygaster 2019-12-14
At least you didn't turn into a turbo-weeb like Magibon!
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-14
Ah well that is a silver lining, lol
1 fernguts 2019-12-14
Why in the fuck do you know all that shit?
1 mechakingghidorah 2019-12-14
White women don’t belong in Japan,I’m not being whatever-ist any of you guys think.
2 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2019-12-14
Oh, I was following this nerd on lolcow, she dated weirdos and always ended up changing personalities to fit the guys' fetish. Clear wife material.
2 Infidel6 2019-12-14
A sexual changeling.... the perfect waifu.
1 911roofer 2019-12-14
Sounds like she's crazier than a birdhouse rat.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-14
That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
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1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-12-14
What the fuck is a yukapon and why did she drink her own piss?
1 weeaboo_olympics 2019-12-14
Some chick that posted nudes on 4chan when she was like 14 or something.
Seems like she gets mentioned now more because Epstein was murdered and all the implications that come with that and rich famous white people being libertarians.
2 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-12-14
Huh, thanks for the info.
But why did she drink her piss?
1 GourmetImp 2019-12-14
She was recycling ♻
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-12-14
Oh g-d this isn’t Martini-chan is it?
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-12-14
Who?
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-12-14
Drank gamer girl liquid from a martini glass on 4chan
1 911roofer 2019-12-14
You're happier not knowing.
1 Pepperglue 2019-12-14
Quality Snallypost. Weeb, idol culture, and grooming all together, what a combination.
1 fernguts 2019-12-14
Japan was such a mistake.
1 ComedicSans 2019-12-14
Imagine my surprise when this turned out not to be about reddit.
1 aef823 2019-12-14
Or ResetERA
1 911roofer 2019-12-14
An actual good sticky on r/drama? Wth!
1 ComedicSans 2019-12-14
Snallyposting is love, snallyposting is life.
1 megafaggotron1986 2019-12-14
When you're using the "I didn't rape her, she wanted it" defense, it's not looking good for you
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