Man desperate for love "entered into a homosexual lifestyle". Fortunately, God had other plans. Now he is happily married with 3 kids

1  2019-12-15 by wow___justwow

7 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2019-12-15

YOU ARE ALL ALREADY DEAD 💀💀. YOU JUST DONT KNOW 🤔 IT YET.

WE OUTNUMBER YOU. WE REMEMBER YOU. NO 😣 ONE 1️⃣ HAS FORGOTTEN. NO 😣 ONE 1️⃣ HAS FORGIVEN.

Enjoy the time ⌚ you have 🈶 left 👈. JUSTICE 👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️👩‍⚖️ IS 🈶 COMING. Tick ✅✅ tock.

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-15

I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her

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1  rocinantebabieca 2019-12-15

God I wish that was me.

1  wow___justwow 2019-12-15

Going from bussy to gussy tho? I dunno if i could do it.

I'm also REEEEEAAALLy curious about the status of that marriage lol.

1  DrunkenRecidivist 2019-12-15

Gets caught in a shitty motel with 3 guys and an ounce of meth in 3.... 2.... 1....

1  Norway313 2019-12-15

All it takes is a hit of some hardcore drugs, and he can throw it all on its side

1  Brahmasexual 2019-12-15

Weed makes me feel a little gay but all the other drugs make me embarrassingly straight.