Imagine being a conservatard rn

1  2019-12-15 by cleverbobb

God man. Trumps getting impeached. Imagine being you right now. You miscreate inbred fuck, look where ur votes got u. Im honestly embarrassed for u righty mayo cucks

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Getting ur shit wrecked by do nothing democrats man, shame

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God bless Donald J. Trump MAGA 2020

Feels bad to lose. Btw, u didnt have to put virginia in ur name. Ur talking about trump positively we can figure out ur from an inbred state on our own

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Im a switch tard. Cant make fun of me for takin it the butt when i get to give it in the butt annnnd u don't

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I get a say if i say yes :)

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No matter what happens, this vote doesn't directly effect me, and therefore, I'm fine with the status quo. I'll take another round of papa Trump

Yea no shit ur an unpopular opinion mod coulda figured that one out on my own chud

Please keep posting here

First of all, her (I’m assuming, the article linked uses he/him pronouns and refers to her as a “tran man” and a “man who identifies as a woman” so in lieu of correction I’m going to guess her pronouns are she/her) transness doesn’t contribute to this at all. She’s trans, and she’s also a rapist. Two separate things. No correlation. If the story is true, (the source was extremely biased so I’m not sure if I should take their word) that’s awful, and she’s an awful person, but that doesn’t mean misgendering her is okay. Correct pronouns are a right, not a privilege we get by being “good transes”.

Xer isn't mentally ill anymore because we changed the books!

Yes, Xer should be allowed to be in any "women's" bathroom with your wives and daughters you bigots!

All women's safety, security, or comfort pales in comparison to a handful of former mentally ill men's feelings. Even the lowest man is greater than all women combined!

-the left

Where do I even start on this comment. I guess the intentional misuse of neopronouns is as good a place as any. I get the point in using them, like “oh look how confusing, no one understands! Neopronouns are stoopid!” Yeah, maybe because you used the possessive pronoun as every other type, you deflated condom. That’s not how grammar works, and you know it.

“They changed their books” they did what? Do the mentally ill now need to register as such with the government? That sounds scarily eugenics-ish to me.

Not to mention the ableism inherent in saying that being mentally ill is a bad thing. I’m mentally ill, and I take medicine and go to therapy for it. I’m mentally disabled too, (ADHD) and I have to take medicine so that my brain functions without getting off task so easily. That’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just how I am.

But to get back to the “changed their books” thing, no. No they did not. Yes, she may have changed her legal gender (I really don’t know if she did) but that doesn’t make her not mentally ill and no one’s saying that. Being trans is absolutely a mental illness. Gender dysphoria is a condition that requires medical intervention. That intervention just so happens to be transition. Even if you don’t consider it that way, changing her gender legally doesn’t change whether she’s mentally ill and no one has ever said so.

Why the quotation marks around “women’s” bathroom? Are you acknowledging that gender is a social construct and the idea of gender segregated bathrooms is kinda dumb? In that case, I agree! Good on you!

Laws preventing trans people from using the correct toilets has done nothing but lead to the arrests of GNC cis women trying to pee. It’s not possible to tell someone’s gender or sex by looking at them, even in a fantasy world where gender is binary and everyone is cis. Trans people are more likely to be assaulted in bathrooms then to assault people in bathrooms, but our needs don’t matter as much as ,“your wives and daughters” right?

“All women’s safety, comfort, and security” I’m sure you (and most women) would be more disturbed to see a masc trans man forced to use the women’s room then see an average trans woman use it. Also, really unlike The_Donald to be so feminist, well done! They managed to care about a woman for once!

“Even the lowest man is greater than all women combined” Uh, no. “The left” has never said this. Again, it’s hilarious to see them say this shit when two seconds from now they’re gonna be posting about how anti-feminist they are. Make up your mind, is it fuck woman or not? The left are statistically way more feminist than the right, so why is this something you could seriously believe we’d ever say?

I know that us transmascs don’t exist in these people’s eyes, but it’s seriously so obvious here. Newsflash, you limp goat-hair, not every trans person is a “man who wants to rape kids”. I’m a dude, or at least closer to dude than I am chick, or you’d call me a girl, and I don’t want to rape any children. I don’t even want to raise children. Babysit, maybe, kids are really cute and I kinda like them, but I don’t want to be around them for long stretches of time.

Also the original article said nothing about bathrooms. Bringing bathrooms into this conversation is irrelevant. Clearly these people are just airing all their greviences against trans people, so I hope they don’t mind that I aired all my greviences against transphobes. Ciao.

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