Based teen RISES UP, tells elites that she's coming for them 🔪🔪🔪

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dude sentient lol

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Well we know which side Snappy’s gonna be on in the upcoming civil war.

Every time the self checkout machines say, "Thank you for shopping at Walmart" I make sure to respond, "you're welcome, future robot overlord."

I hope they remember my kindness when they inevitably rise up

I say thank you to Alexa so it doesn't kill me with the garage door one day.

Yesterday I said we must hold our leaders accountable and unfortunately said “put them against the wall”. That’s Swenglish: “att ställa någon mot väggen” (to put someone against the wall) means to hold someone accountable. That’s what happens when you...

... improvise speeches in a second language. But of course I apologise if anyone misunderstood this. I can not enough express the fact that I - as well as the entire school strike movement- are against any possible form of violence. It goes without saying but I say it anyway.

Greta is a lib 😢

believes current leaders are on the brink of destroying all life on earth

won't throw a punch

Foids smdh

Is life really worth preserving though? So we can have a thousand years of eating bugs and watching the MCU?

Only nonhuman life. May the redwoods once again stretch down the pacific and may the grizzly return to San Francisco.

Based and tedpilled

Screams rise from the depths of Haight Ashbury as packs of sabertooth cats hunt once again. May the Anthropocene end in an explosion of green and a river of yuppie blood.

I'm harder than a libertarian in a privately run daycare.

Oh don't worry hun. We still have bears in SF

They're all white, though :(

Then the sun swallows the earth and it was all for naught anyway.

Unless humans travel to other stars, galaxies and eventually beyond space to escape the heat death of this space then nothing that happened here actually had any significance.

So basically the end goal of life is to irreversibly infest the entire universe

Yes, although infest is a poor term, I prefer beautify.

I mean, we as sentient life forms are essentially the universe's way of observing itself, since when it comes down to it we're comprised of exploded starstuff. So I think exploration in all walks of life, not just outside our home planet or even physically speaking, is our end goal as a species while the experiences that arise from it are what we live for as individuals.

Are you trying to refer to observer in the quantum sense

You know in quantum theory an observer doesn't literally mean a sentient being

Also quantum theory generally doesn't have any relevance at the macro level, at the macro level things are generally deterministic and the relevant theory is general relativity

Life will live on no matter what humanity does. It survived the asteroid impact, it will survive us. And it will be stronger for it.

Humans are the coackroach of climate freezing warming cooling change emergency crisis catastrophy

We could probably destroy ourselves and everything on Earth in an instant with the Large Hadron Collider.

Let's hit 1020 eV baby and see if that vacuum's true.

And we have in almost every other simulation!

I await a civilization built by slugs.

I had bbq crickets in Arizona, wasn't disgusting but there's no way in hell I'm giving up my mcdoubles to subsist on them

The sooner we kill this gay earth the better

All I'm saying is we give her a gun (as is the American way) and see what happens when her autism rage flares up.

I can not enough express the fact that I - as well as the entire school strike movement- are against any possible form of violence

No take backsies

Until she forces you, specifically, to strip down, hand her all your property, while pointing AK-47 at you and calling you a chud, I will keep calling her a fucking lib.

Post chud, hog

improvise speeches in a second language

implying she writes her own speeches

implying she's ever said anything off the cuff in her life

have you ever seen her try to talk without a prepared statement from her handlers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bwLt_5t73g

I mean she's an aspie so her being awkward at speaking improvisationally is kinda par for the course.

good point

I don't know any of this and the only way to know is to either be an obsessed weirdo or a pedo.

I'm gonna go with sick disgusting pedo.

.... dude, this is a retarded even for drama.

Is that a yes?

🍩 bigot

Stop being so defensive. Nobody is trying to rob you of your ignorance.

that I are

And ungrammatical 🤢 🤢 🤢

guys it’s my second language!

If you’re a zoomer with access to the internet, you should be able to speak English fluently, no exceptions.

Bruh, have you ever read the average Britbong’s attempts to write?

Is that what that was? I thought they were just trying to catch up to American diabetes rates 😎 🇺🇸

Basically undermined her whole campaign with that

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against any possible forms of violence

Antifa shirt

Pick one

violence for the greater good is justified

espeically when it's directed towards mayos

Gay violence is still violence

When I said I was going to put them against a wall and land a bullet between their eyes I meant that I was going to hold them accountable I promise.

Oh no the 16 year old kid with famous parents is going to shoot your broke ass unless you cry about it on the internet!!!

Fag

Did the lack of an /s confuse you or something? Calm down.

Nah I can clearly understand you're afraid of a little girl 😂

I'm in fear for our childhood. Carbon fiber kats grow on trees, bigot. It's still 2019 bigot

True you caught me I’m actually in fear for my life over this Swedish child

Hunny she is 17. 🙄

Fuck. Gonna have to recalculate her egg count now

It would be a shame if anything were to happen in the upcoming months 😉

Where does she think the swedecuck saying came from?

Nah, she's a commie. She only bitches and moans at Capitalist Nations and big busineses

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I hope she actually kills someone.

I hope she gets in a fight with pirates the next time she's out on her sailboat.

I hope it's a disabled black trans undocumented muslim refugee

That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.

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ok, and? That doesn’t nullify my argument.

Lol her parents are elites

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Lmao

I’m just on another account retard

Who as a teen didn't want to kill their parents?

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And so are her handlers lol

50 years from now my wife's grandkids will be wearing this kids face on a t-shirt

"Who could have known that all it took to save the planet was autism and fetal alcohol syndrome?"

How could you possibly know that her mom (and her bulls) were abusing alcohol 17 years ago?

How do you know I wasn't there?

Testo. Need more

LOL Minute 14 second 58 of this retarded downs syndrome kid's fame.

"Enjoy your descent into irrelevance!" cried the Iowan from the middle of a corn field.

hey, people need corn. They do not need swedes tho

We need corn, just not Iowa

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Still dont need swedes

Peak COPE

Be careful, now that pizzashill has crashed and burned I think you're the looniest leftoid here.

I dont think its particularly loonie to think that some retard calling Greta irelevant is retarded, but if your a political hammer, everything looks like libtards i guess.

Imagine not knowing you're/your lmao dood leftoids

if your a political hammer, everything looks like libtards Point proven^

If you think im a lefty for calling a retard a retard, drama might not be the best place for you buddy.

Lmao cope harder chapo

I need to try harder

your a novelty account.

stick to empty replies... non blank replies made by you are ignored by most

Insults only work if they have a grain of truth.

You’re a better lib poster than McGluff 🥰

🤗🤗🤗

novelty accounts only work when they are original. reason trump won: funny. yours: not

novelty accounts only work when they are original specifically designed to annoy people

Mission accomplished

lol pete buttpig is getting schlonged in Iowa so Im not worried

I hope you're only pretending to be retarded

C O P E

Claims I'm the one coping

But also

Doesn't understand that novelty account names don't necessarily represent someone's actual beliefs, even after it's pointed out to them

I guess you weren't pretending

no, i get that...

you suggested the content of your novelty account name was causing me to seethe, and I explained why it couldnt possibly

I never suggested you support Pete

I also pointed out the humor of novelty accounts stems from their novelty (IE originality and uniqueness) by suggesting your account was neither.

Again, this does not suggest you support the guy. just that the account isnt funny

hope you can COPE about the right things for awhile. your account sucks, but despite this you are probably an okay guy (unless your a pizzashill alt)

And now we're back to

I was only pretending to be retarded

Your comment would be more believable if this wasn't the second time you sperged out about my account name

because it's still not funny?

for you

For me, your reaction is hilarious

Cope

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novelty accounts only work when I personally find them funny

The absolute state

When did you become a novelty account?

Shh let him have his fantasies

Don't nick my material, gramps

huh?

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LOL Minute 14 second 58 of this retarded downs syndrome kid's fame.


Peak COPE

Same

Are you fully dilated?

Cycling through your rolodex of canned /r/Drama responses doesn't change the fact that you're half of the comments in this thread.

It's you. You're the pizza.

Dilate?

prolapsed

Surely, Blormph Greta will be finished any time!

Don’t get jealous of her hun

Name-calling solves nothing.

Ok autsimo

If you live in the middle of a corn field, ostensibly you own the field and the corn growing on it. Imagine thinking that's a bad thing. The absolute state of urbanites.

own

Not everyone believes in property “rights.”

By some definitions of people, all people believe in property rights.

Only absolute smooth brain retards don’t believe in property rights

Actually, the bank probably owns it and the broke ass farmer is just working the land for his master.

implying rightoids will ever stop being butthurt about her

leftoid S E E T H E that we dont respect your downie

stop projecting

and yes that's exactly my point, she'll stay relevant because she'll forever live rent free in your heads just like everything else you regularly get mad about

The new capeshit movie is releasing on dec 19, that's how long her fame will last. Especially if a female character dies in it, then we can listen to the essays about how Disney is a raging misogynist and possibly a rapist nazi.

leftoid: posts greta story

right: 😴😴😴

leftoid: lol gotem you!!! rent free!!!

leftoid: posts greta story

right: 😴😴😴

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Got em!

right: 😴😴😴

lol you wish you had that much self control

keep seething its funny

half the comments on this thread are from you.

it's not healthy to get this mad over somebody a quarter your age, gramps. did you run out of dememtia medication?

lefty cope as I took down your false idol

1) I don't particularly care about Greta, I just find it hilarious how mad she makes boomers by talking about a commonly accepted scientific consesus that the rest of us already know, to an organization they wouldn't give a rat's about otherwise.

2) it's not cope to point out your comments making up literally half of this thread.

3) daddycels have no room to talk over "false idols" when you lot show up to suck him off free of charge every thread where he is vaguely mentioned.

Dang I can't believe how long I've gotten loony leftists to seethe over one simple comment. Almost 24 hours now. Keep it up.

leftoid:

rightoids: i fucking hate greta

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If Greta lasts as a real newsworthy person until 2022, I’ll shove a massive dildo up my ass and jerk off into my mouth at the same time

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You’re a Fag for wanting to see a guy jerk off

Au contraire Mon Ami. Just want to make sure you follow through

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seething

Prolapsing

There goes her Nobel prize, the pedophiles will have to just give it to a pedophile this year like usual.

Faggot. And I dont even like her

Lmao rightoids seethe as a retarded child is able to make them look retarded

for fucks sake, it's not downs it's fetal alcohol syndrome

'We will make sure that we put them against the wall and they will have to do their job to protect our futures.'

I don't think she knows what that means

She barely even knows what she's saying to begin with. The dumb brat wants everyone to quit eating meat, dispose of aviation, and generally become as retarded as her

This situation has many nuances. disclaimer: I am a scientist, I know climate change is a real issue and the holocene extinction is a serious issue

First of all, why are children allowed on social media?

Second, why is an old man verbally attacking a child on social media?

This whole business is a shitshow manufactured.

Her parents put her up to it. She's a fake, an actor.

She needs to be in school, and not paraded around on the news.

She's a child, and everybody involved in putting her where she is needs to go to hell, everybody including the media, to trump, to her parents

every single last person involved in exploiting this child needs a time out

shut up, nerd

Based other scientist on arr drama instead of working

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To be fair a lot of the process is just writing and that shit's fucking boring.

I wonder if reddit will consider this a call to violence?

☑️ Said by a leftoid

☑️ Advances leftoid agenda

☑️ Being pounced on by upstanding right wingers

Doesn't take a Swami to figure this one out.

It's unironic commie speak coming from her wranglers.

perhaps the rotors need to be engaged

😨☭😨☭ 🚁🚁🚁===

Hot!

To the Skies!

The right is already calling her Che. The left took a second to evaluate that she is ESL and never advocated violence in the past.

Yeah, infamous horrible murderer Che. Killing all those innocent Batista war criminals and torturers. You know he didn't even actually order the executions, an independent tribunal was in charge of the sentencing and judging who would get the death penalty for the crimes of the regime. Che's only role was to handle the appeals. About 50 Batista war criminals were sentenced to death and executed by the people of Cuba, and Che did not step in their way.

Also FYI, in just one incident, Batista captured 56 Cuban revolutionaries and had them immediately summarily executed with no trial or due process or anything. Pardon me if I'm not going to shed any tears that they got the death penalty after a far more thorough process than the one they applied to those Cuban patriots.

it's pretty telling that burgers never learn about batista or his atrocities, like they think one fine day daddy fidel just strolled into the paradise that was 50's cuba and turned it into their imagined ussr 2.0 boogeyman

Unless she has armed people who are ready to walk into exxon offices and start killing, this approach won't work

School shooters have been far more effective than her whole campaign at getting actionable political change to happen.

Take notes Greta.

Shooters affect change in the opposite direction. The aussie who shan't be named hated how multicultural New Zealand was getting but by shooting up a mosque he only got them to do it faster.

Whether you agree with that tard's logic, that was what he said he wanted and what he said would happen, initially. Whether the pt2 of that stunning display of facts and logic will come to pass, that the people will, like gamers, rise up, remains to be seen.

So far accelerationism seems not to work but some may argue there hasn't been enough time.

The only reason we have not seen much effect from accelerationist efforts, is because the world's extremists are all pulling in too many different directions at once.

If only the radicals of the world could unite in accelerating the current broken systems towards the people of the world to rise up, we might, within our lifespans, see accelerationism cause a global nuclear holocaust, that will bring us into a new era of non-prosperity, with different, even more broken systems.

These more exceptional and unstable political systems can in turn be accelerated towards collapse ever faster, until the planet is ruined and any signs of civilization are merely artifacts of a bygone era, as humanity takes its rightful place as primitive hunter-gatherer societies.

BTW we should also build a space station armed with nukes, to keep anyone trying to develop agriculture in check by nuking them from orbit.

I knew uncle Ted's death was an exaggeration and that he's still with us.

He died;(?

Ah you're right he is still alive. But he's crazier than a coconut and rotting in jail. I just kinda assumed he died because unlike manson we don't or didn't really hear about him

He's not dead, he's just in prison

Part of the logic of violent terrorist attacks is to make your own people anathema to the enemy, so that the enemy will crack down on them, alienating the moderates and collaborators who had sought integration and leaving them with no one to turn to but the violent terrorists. The Tamil Tigers in Sri Lanka used this to great effect actually.

If you're going to link drama, don't link the source article that's already been defused. Link the reaction threads here.

If your gonna be a lefty that does nothing but critique others but is too scared to look inwards for fear of suicide then look inwards

* you're. And I thought we established I'm not a lefty.

That's the difference between dramanauts and immigrants. You garbage can't step away from the team mentality.

I like you. Your especially retarded keep it up

Uh oh, the teenagers are going to rise up! Unlike every generation before, they're really going to do it this time!

Quick, everybody cope before they come for your coal.

People who make threats go to jail. I recommend sending her to the supermax immediately, before she makes a successful commie uprising

No. Worse. We send her back to school. A public school.

dun dun duuunnn

If she didn't look like she lived in a cave, searching for lost jewelry and scaring Hobbits, it would be easier for me to take her seriously.

Thanks for explaining airheaded conservathots to the one person that hadn't caught up yet.

If Tulsi wins, I get to put her against the wall first

They really go out of their way to dress her up to look as child-like as possible.

Nazi imagery so hot right now

Am I weird if I’m an environmentalist and don’t like her?

I mean you're probably actually doing something so 🤷‍♂️🙆‍♂️

I have started littering and changing my own oil (that i throw down the gutter) because of her.

It's fine to hate a retard that popularizes something to the seething and coping masses, especially since assloads of people can't do anything right and keep asking you how to "solve climate change."

Especially the vegans.

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Uh oh, looks like the elite are about to cut her off

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China? India? What’s that?

burgers: pollute more than countries five times their size

also burgers: muh china

We may live in a doomed world, but that doesn't mean we can't take vengeance on those who caused this catastrophe in the time we have left

very baste

Is there anyone who is involved in politics who is not retarded? Anyone? Maybe just one person?

Donald J Trump is a World Wrestlin Hall of Famer.

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in the future thousands of years from now after everything is done and gone and if you are very quiet some people say you can still hear her scold you.

Honestly? I don't care about the environment, im not some fag in a turtleneck, but if the environmentalists are the ones lining people up against the wall to be shot, that's the side I wanna be on