After a long day of watching Fox News and scrolling through their Facebook timeline filled to the brim with impact font memes from pages like “LIBERTY, GUNS, AMERICA” and random unsourced welfare vs social security stats, seeing a black guy porking a blonde on the hallmark channel might finally push them over the aneurysm edge.
Lol why do people push for diversity in the worst shit possible?
Even if you want your trash gay and black, it’s still trash at the end of the day. Hallmark has there stupid niche with moderately attractive white people and Christmas, who honestly cares.
Oh sure, the people whose idea of a meal is fried potatoes and fucked up bread are going to talk about bland food. You can tell we're reaching critical woke because even the most traditionally white people are trying to dodge out from under the label.
In one of them the woman wore green and the guy wore red, so there is some variance. The real question is, who is watching "xmas movie so generic they just made it 8 times"
The Lifetime movie also has (somehow even lower production value) holiday movies and even has a couple that star Jewish people. Who knew that garbage generic holiday movies could sustain 2 whole channels?
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru IlĂşvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
Anybody that complains about lack of diversity should be dragged out into the street and shot. These people are a threat to humanity and deserve to die.
And yet, despite all your self-indulgent mockery...
Where are all the Jewish Christmas movies?
Where are all the Islamic Christmas movies?
Where are all the Hindu Christmas movies?
Where are all the Buddhist, Sikh and Shinto Christmas movies?
I'm all for ahitting on Mayoids, but complaining about hallmark being cracker shit is like complaining tha theres negroes in a madea movie. Like, what did you expect? That's literally what it's made for.
I bet they were furious when they tried to circumcise Jesus and his powerful foreskin broke their cutting tools and the rabbis had to go hungry that day.
I hope this controversy makes the alt-right start watching the hallmark channel. The alt-right used to be kinda funny and edgy channers, but it quickly became a bunch of fragile pear-clutching mayos. If they start watching hallmark, the alt-rights transition to Extremely Online soccer moms will finally be complete
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15 Mayos_side 2019-12-16
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1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-16
is there another channel that doesn't show fags now that Hallmark decided to fag it up?
1 hyledog 2019-12-16
BET
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-16
too many negros
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-16
Memri TV.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-12-16
is this the iran one?
8 HisPopeness 2019-12-16
I love that the oy vey reply has the most likes
7 SendWhiskey 2019-12-16
Couldn't give a fuck about who is starred in what, or what it's about. I'm here for a good story and characters.
15 unrulyfarmhand 2019-12-16
It’s brain filler for midwestern retards and he’s mad it’s not interracial porn.
6 simplicity3000 2019-12-16
Burgers?
1 SALTY_COCK 2019-12-16
You'll find none of that on Hallmark lmao.
1 watermark1917 2019-12-16
Well since you don't mind who stars I'm going to take that as an excuse to only write works about white women and black men
6 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-16
Only the pastiest of whitoids watch the Hallmark Channel
7 unrulyfarmhand 2019-12-16
Which is why it’s heinous behavior to be mad about the contents of their feedbag.
5 upcomingDaddy 2019-12-16
The only thing going for that man is his smugness and self assured twitter quips
5 Alicesnakebae 2019-12-16
Can't be poor and jewish
5 MG87 2019-12-16
Ahh the Hallmark channel, because there's darkies on CMT
5 TaysSecondGussy 2019-12-16
Let the old people have something, holy shit. It’s literally for bed-ridden old fucks to have something to look at that isn’t outrage and sex.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-12-16
After a long day of watching Fox News and scrolling through their Facebook timeline filled to the brim with impact font memes from pages like “LIBERTY, GUNS, AMERICA” and random unsourced welfare vs social security stats, seeing a black guy porking a blonde on the hallmark channel might finally push them over the aneurysm edge.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-16
Not just Magatards like the Hallmark Channel. Centrist Dems like it too. 🙄
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
The most unrealistic part of your avatar is the black guy sticking around.
4 GaysianSupremacist 2019-12-16
Where is his blue check mark though.
3 jlozier891 2019-12-16
Lol why do people push for diversity in the worst shit possible?
Even if you want your trash gay and black, it’s still trash at the end of the day. Hallmark has there stupid niche with moderately attractive white people and Christmas, who honestly cares.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-12-16
J's are raised thinking at any moment whites are going to rise up and kill all of them so they have to be constantly on the attack.
3 wm20123 2019-12-16
Oh sure, the people whose idea of a meal is fried potatoes and fucked up bread are going to talk about bland food. You can tell we're reaching critical woke because even the most traditionally white people are trying to dodge out from under the label.
3 aqouta 2019-12-16
In one of them the woman wore green and the guy wore red, so there is some variance. The real question is, who is watching "xmas movie so generic they just made it 8 times"
1 lolcows64 2019-12-16
Mayos hence the casting
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-12-16
Mayo npc’s
2 AlveolarPressure 2019-12-16
The Lifetime movie also has (somehow even lower production value) holiday movies and even has a couple that star Jewish people. Who knew that garbage generic holiday movies could sustain 2 whole channels?
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-16
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru IlĂşvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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1 CriticalSavings 2019-12-16
Echoes in the name = retard 100% of the time just like pronouns
1 UKIP_Warrior 2019-12-16
1 ClubbinGuido 2019-12-16
Anybody that complains about lack of diversity should be dragged out into the street and shot. These people are a threat to humanity and deserve to die.
1 -7x- 2019-12-16
People are watching Hallmark channel.
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-12-16
And yet, despite all your self-indulgent mockery...
Where are all the Jewish Christmas movies?
Where are all the Islamic Christmas movies?
Where are all the Hindu Christmas movies?
Where are all the Buddhist, Sikh and Shinto Christmas movies?
I think we should be told.
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
The Islamic Christmas movies are the beheadings they used to post on the blammed subreddit.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-12-16
hallmark channel is like a crucifix to them lmao
1 Lolbertians 2019-12-16
Imagine unironically putting that in your Twitter Bio
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2019-12-16
I'm all for ahitting on Mayoids, but complaining about hallmark being cracker shit is like complaining tha theres negroes in a madea movie. Like, what did you expect? That's literally what it's made for.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-12-16
People like him want mayos to feel completely surrounded and helpless, I think it was an Alinsky thing
1 Genderstomper40pcnt 2019-12-16
Ever notice how all the Jew holidays are about cowarding in fear (Passover) or using tricks and deceit to get their way (haunuka or whatever it is).
Chad Christian holidays are about the birth of the destroyer of sin and His ultimate sacrifice to dab on the Jews and pagan filth
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-12-16
I bet they were furious when they tried to circumcise Jesus and his powerful foreskin broke their cutting tools and the rabbis had to go hungry that day.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-12-16
Can’t boycott something you don’t watch.
1 wohSdooGAstI 2019-12-16
If representation matters why do all the whiteoids I know worship the NBA?
1 Michelanvalo 2019-12-16
Cloning technology does exist and it's being hoarded by Hallmark
1 UKIP_Warrior 2019-12-16
lol yeah because Jews are known for their flavourful, spicey food...
1 watermark1917 2019-12-16
The controversy is about them specifically removing a depiction of a married lesbian couple because it's "controversial"
They've cucked to the nwo now though
1 Dramabanevader 2019-12-16
I hope this controversy makes the alt-right start watching the hallmark channel. The alt-right used to be kinda funny and edgy channers, but it quickly became a bunch of fragile pear-clutching mayos. If they start watching hallmark, the alt-rights transition to Extremely Online soccer moms will finally be complete
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
I guess even the Nobel race has some dregs