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Snapshots:

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Burgers?

I've had some good burgers in my time. ... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush - roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at - at a number of different places.

Seattle fags are in no way representative of all Burgers. They make Califags seem normal.

He's quoting the Stonetoss comic, retard.

He should be banned for quoting it and you should be banned for knowing where it's from

True

Sounds like it's time to put your money where your mouth is.

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Homelessness?

surprise surprise this was the idea of an overpaid wh*te foid.

Why do foids destroy civilization?

Because moids are too weak. The only salvation is to follow Islam.

Mashallah. These infidels will get the shoe

U mean show. The stripper show. Muslim women flashing their ankles.

You hire black tranny strippers for free.

Zylstra

Did her parents have jobs inventing drug names for Big Pharma or something? What the fuck.

Sounds like a butter substitute that would cause anal leakage.

Say what you will, Olestra was a genius idea and if your BMI is over 30 you should be legally required to replace all fats in your diet with it. The explosive, burning anal destruction caused by jets of chemically synthesized oily napalm will have the added bonus of keeping you out of the public's view until you're fit to look at.

I just noticed your name. Are you a Robert Rankin fan?

I had to look him up, so no.

My name is a pun, an (extremely serious) gimmick, and a cultural reference so obscure and contrived that even our beloved Snally likely could not track it down.

It's just Satan incarnated as a dinosaur, no?

Sorry sweaty, sounds like you need to read another book.

Whoa, rude!

Spill the beans on the references. T-Rex is obvious, Rex Mundi is obvious except for very uncultured peons so idk which one did you mean that with, and that's all I can see.

The name is, Allah forgive me, Dutch. 🤢🤮

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

Wrong, it's Frisian. In case you were wondering if that could possibly be even worse: it is.

https://youtu.be/OeC1yAaWG34

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Why do such headlines come only out of America?

the american empire is entering its decadent phase. We're watching nero play the fiddle as rome burns

That's a creative way of saying "It's the Jews".

Now that you mention it, the famous Roman nose is oddly large...

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The Caligula era was more decadent imo

Caligula was too mean and serious about it tho. Nero would at least force slaves to penetrate his bussy while moaning about being deflowered before killing them. Or getting BTFO’d by his people while pretending to be a random arsonist/criminal. I forget the rest of the Suetonius book but Nero was prime Dramanaut emperor.

Caligula was fucking based, don't believe the senate's lies.

Elagabalus, for his love of bussy alone.

Elagabalus

Hot take Elagabalus was a proto-tranny.

Which one made the horse his VP?

That was Caligula, apparently.

Based and Equestria-pilled.

He threatened it to make fun of the senators, to say that even his horse would make a more competent consul than them. The ultimate chad move.

It's only afterwards that this got twisted into him being "crazy enough to make his horse a senator".

Build that portal! Free immigration to the land of pony waifus!

IIRC, they think that the lead in the wine canisters were what made Caligula go from being likable to batshit crazy.

Think I'm addicted to my phone My scrolling horror show I'm live-streaming the final days of Rome One tab along, it's pornographic Everybody's at it No surprise we're so easily bored

Nah, Trump's definitely the Gracchi brothers if anything.

as if trump is the caesar of anything. The real truth is that the american enterprise is effectively rudderless

Not ceasar, tribune. And that's kinda what I meant. Trump plays populist politics and tries to slam his ideas through no matter the technical legality of his actions.

Don't you fucking dare. Douglas MacArthur is the American Caesar who should have been. We sure as hell wouldn't be competing with China today after he nuked the PLA and turned Manchuria into an uninhabitable wasteland with cobalt laced warheads. I shed a tear over what could have been 😢

Doves have destroyed everything this country was meant to be.

Doves wouldn't be in power if a certain 51% of the population had their suffrage stripped as Allah intended.

Aren't women more likely to vote for wars? I mean, what do they have to lose?

Men are reliably more hawkish than women despite being the overwhelming majority of combat casualties. Hawkishness is tied to aggression and willingness to use violence on a personal level, and there's a reason men make up 80% of violent crime arrests. It's always been that way and probably always will be despite retarded univeraal tabula rasa arguments being pushed.

MacArthur lost the Philippines in a surprise Japanese attack even though Pearl Harbor was bombed 24 hours earlier. He was probably too busy eating sisig. He spent the next three years desperately trying to take the Philippines back instead of simply bypassing it on his way to Japan.

I know his reputation as a competent general is undeserved. The man shunned the tactical use of aircraft even into 1943. I just like his hat and that he wanted to bomb the chinoids

The Ham would be glad to see the Manchurians gone. We would be doing them a favor.

Anglos

Not really. I don't expect much decency from a country that elected a man that is on video tape motorboating his current lawyer in a tranny costume and paying pornstars hush money to keep quiet that he cheated on his pregnant wife. Epitome of degeneracy.

on video tape motorboating his current lawyer in a tranny costume

wait wut?

https://youtu.be/Guve7Y856kY?t=21

I don't know what I expected, but that was somehow worse

Because Americans - both leftoids and rightoids - care more identity politics and trannies than real issues like homeless people

It’s not just America now. The Brits have begun doing what they do best and mimicking their former colony.

Maybe Brexit wasn't such a bad idea for the rest of Europe.

When you think about it Brexit benefits the EU and not Br*tbongistan. Finally the yuropoors are getting rid of Perfidious Albion.

I mean, Brexit gets rid of 90% of all Pakis and Bangladeshis in the EU.

Wtf I love *nglos now.

And does absolutely nothing to stop them from continuing to immigrate to the UK, lmao. So Britain is going to keep getting Muslim immigrants, but it will no longer get any Polish Papists to even partially offset this.

https://images.theconversation.com/files/304347/original/file-20191128-178107-1ka7wst.png

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Brexit was always about the Polish Plumbers my friend

Canada's got it much worse than the US too.

if you don't want 80% Muslim/Sikh majority schools you're a bigot

and wait snally are you a Canuck

I am a Canuck in spirit!

Sikhs are awesome. Why are you grouping them with Muslims?

No problem with them, but aren't they one of the biggest immigrant groups in Canada?

Muslims are the last group who would tolerate this insanity lol.

*Weimarica

Stop owning black by having a mentally ill fat dude flop his tits around. Very communist.

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Performer Beyoncé Black St. James danced topless in a sheer bodysuit, gave lap dances and kissed attendees, according to a staffer at a local housing nonprofit who attended the conference in South Seattle.

Imagine getting to kiss Beyoncé

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123’000 USD/ yr

That’s about 2.25 engineers

The only note on the agenda was “Lunch with Cultural Presentation,” and there was no other warning or announcement about the nature of the performance, according to the staffer, who was surprised but not uncomfortable with the performance.

He was paid to say that. Noone can not be uncomfortable when in an official meeting a fat black tranny stripper starts twerking and kissing people out of nowhere...

😳 n - not that, that 😳 there’s anything - any 👈🏻😩☝🏻 thing - wrong 😤 with that 🤩🥰💦

a fat black tranny stripper starts twerking and kissing people out of nowhere...

Isn't this sexual assault? Or is it not sexual assault when a TOC does it?

It's a 'cultural presentation', bigot

If it involves a homeless person, the police are not allowed to arrest....

I want to say Seattle has much bigger problems, but they really all stem from being out of touch mayos, trying to appease coloreds’, but also keeping them at arms length reach from where they live.

LOVE THE TRUSSY

EAT THE BUGS

YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK

BAKE THE CAKE

LIVE IN THE SHOEBOX

"cultural presentation" is this how lowly the Seattle city council thinks of blacks? They really couldn't find a better cultural presentation?

Is Seattle going to be underwater when the icebergs melt?

This is like cake in a crisis. Hopefully she can Congo line the poor away from the city and dump them off in San Fran with all their other friends

The archetypal hero's journey.

Southpark was ahead of its time.

Guess they followed the advice in these tweets

https://twitter.com/4ngsty/status/1205623010297671681

https://twitter.com/xAsiaLynnx/status/1206069183571738624

“tip a black sex worker...” “ways to tip me (lists Venmo, cash app, etc)” Imagine having such little shame

tip a black sex worker

Bitch you sell nudes on Snapchat stop larping as a prostitute.

the same girl this past hour:

"who gonna send me money for burger king"

The 'social justice' side of twitter is basically a giant grifting and begging club, posts like these are extremely commonplace.

The linguistic shift from "prostitute" to "sex worker" probably didn't help matters. Now all these chicks think they're overthrowing capitalism by showing their tits on social media.

Social justice is dead, and we have killed it.

Do Americans really tip the obese whores?

support fat sex workers

bitch a cruise ship couldn't support your enormous gut.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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Lol gross

Yanks, what are you doing?

Black tranny strippers, evidently.

Worshipping the BBA.

Making reparations

Seattle is in absolutely no way representative of the US.

It makes California look half normal. Case in point, this fucking video/story.

lmao, Seattle doesn't hold a candle to the bay area. It's where all of the semi-normal, well-adjusted, middle-aged yuppies fled to work at established former start-ups instead of actual start-ups. Plus its alt lifestyle and activist scenes are completely dead compared to the rest of the PNW and the bay.

established former start-ups

You can say Amazon and Tableau

Microsoft's still alive and kickin' too

Yeah but they transitioned from startup to take-over-the-world phase a good bit before the new guys.

This is America.

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Okay, this is incredibly based and the proof we need more neolibs.

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Rich suburban mayos paying taxes that pay for the labor and talent of poor black trans workers? And commies say trickle down economics don't work smh.

Moreover it take money away from the lumpenproletariat. It's unfathomly based under all possible view point.

We're hitting peak degenerate levels

We can go higher.

Im not sure wether to laugh or cry at this comment

You're in drama, so you laugh

If we were in stupidpol, we'd cry

When it hits a certain level Cathbols will finally get acknowledged by the MSM.

Tariq Nasheed and all those black alt-right guys are right on this one. This is a long tradition of making black people into a spectacle for white people's entertainment.

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They do it to themselves. You think Ms. Beyoncé Black St. James here had her arm twisted into doing this stunning and brave performance?

Anybody who claims to be aroused by that performance is lying. Even if that's your type, the moves were sloppy and the venue was obviously grossly inappropriate. This is just Zip Coon for current year + 4.

Tariq is always right, whitey just pretends to be outraged at his blackpills because it is too weak to handle the truth but knows deep down Tariq is right

Wasn't Chappelle also wise to the feminization of black men in Hollywood such as Tyler Perry and Martin Lawrence?

Oh boy “blacks behaviour is whiteys fault” again

I can't believe I'm saying this but, "this but unironically"...

Dude is that Lizzo

Wouldn't it be funny if this was actually the solution to the homeless crisis?

We finally jiggled the key on civilization just right.

I'll take the homeless any day.

And more cities aren't doing this because???

Will it work on the Seattle cops attacking citizens without provocation?

It'd permanently arouse them so much they'd never again pepper spray passerby in the face.

They're Seattle citizens. That's plenty of provocation.

the rightoid seething is absolutely worth whatever this cost.

in 2020

Disgustang

Got to admit that are some surprisingly smooth moves for something shaped like a rain barrel.

transgender

I need to do some unfapping

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Faith in Allah would have saved you.

Lol, it's like 95% women there too.

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Fantastically based.

lol

Shit like this is why Seattle hasn't done anything productive about the homeless population, the people in charge of all these bullshit programs don't give a fuck about solving the crisis. They wanna sit on their gold throne wasting taxpayer dollars on inefficient bullshit so they can enjoy the comfy life while they blame Amazon for literally just existing

I fucking hate my city

Hopefully Bob and Judy will solve the problem.

More proof that without any sense of decency there is no limit to how low we can go.

Libs? You got some 'splaining to do on this one!

One the hand this doesn't look that great given that Seattle is basically a Sanctuary District at this point and you should probably at least sort of look like you're taking the issue seriously

BUT

The drag queen circuit isn't exactly lucrative. She was probably paid in buffet food.

cc

Holy fucking shit!

At the same time, according to the Puget Sound Business Journal, the Seattle metro area spends more than $1 billion fighting homelessness every year. That’s nearly $100,000 for every homeless man, woman, and child in King County

They could literally pay each and every bum 6 figures a year to fuck off and build a junkie commune in Montana, and it would actually work better than their current system!

Hiring tranny strippers costs money.

Embezzlement.

Maybe they were rolling out their new anti-homelessness campaign. The city is going to pay tranny strippers to run wild through homeless camps in an attempt to drive them away.

Seattle is turning into a crap hole

Lmao the title isn't even an exaggeration