Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
I know. Comparing monkeys to Africans is totally unfair to the monkeys. 🐒 don't sell out to China, sell their brother's into slavery, burn books, eat baby elephants, drive off the white farmers, steak foreign aid, kill albinos for magic parts, blame white people for everything, hack each other apart with machetes, kill elephants and rhinos so chinamen can get their peen hard, mismanage the South African infrastructure into collapse, put burning tires around each other's necks, chop off the hands of children for stealing, commit piracy, drink nothing but cow's blood and cow's milk, or threaten to smash my car if I don't pay up
This is a shitpost, not an agenda post. Have you ever talked to an Afrikaner? If an Afrikaner and a gorilla were drowning, I'd save the gorilla for fear the Afrikaner would pull me under.
i actually have been buying some cappicola for sandwiches the past few weeks and every time I've made one I go full sopranos, offering some to my cat and pretending I'm forcing him to in some Tony-inspired powerplay.
Learn to make Biscotti Cookies, I only drink my coffee like a guy but the girls love'em as snacks
The secret to italian cooking is just dumping more butter and sugar or fruit into recipes the rest of the world handed to you but %95 of you wops are too dumb to cook so the women have to
The secret to italian cooking baking is just dumping more butter and sugar or fruit into recipes the rest of the world handed to you but %95% of you wops are too dumb lazy or chasing skirts to cook bake so the women have to
Lmao Wops literally haven't invented a single thing for the entirety of their culture and road on coattails, they can't even function in the EU and you belive they invented Noodles instead of the people who's culture was so advanced they had 100,000 armies in 20AD
What were the Italians doing at the time? Literally learning how to build a bridge right?
They literally become a socialist state in 1941, I’m sure Russia had no involvement in that fucking, just like they weren’t involved in Korea cause that’s just way too far away.
You underestimate the size of Russian dick, my friend.
Croatia didn't become a commie state in 41 Yugoslavia did. Croatia didn't become a thing til 91. Russia had no involvement in Yugoslavia They literally tried to kill Tito (The guy who kept the country together) multiple times for flipping them off. They were a neutral state in the cold war.
Spain founded the largest empire the world has ever seen, and ever European country that ever mattered just copypasted stuff that the Greeks did back during the Bronze Age. Italy literally hasn't contributed anything to the world since it became a unified country.
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1 cumsocket 2019-12-16
yikes, let's unpack this
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-12-16
if i am reading this correctly then that implies ...oh no no no
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
I know. Comparing monkeys to Africans is totally unfair to the monkeys. 🐒 don't sell out to China, sell their brother's into slavery, burn books, eat baby elephants, drive off the white farmers, steak foreign aid, kill albinos for magic parts, blame white people for everything, hack each other apart with machetes, kill elephants and rhinos so chinamen can get their peen hard, mismanage the South African infrastructure into collapse, put burning tires around each other's necks, chop off the hands of children for stealing, commit piracy, drink nothing but cow's blood and cow's milk, or threaten to smash my car if I don't pay up
1 toosig513 2019-12-16
Where's the longpostbot when you need him
We've got a mayo + agenda poster? 🤮
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
This is a shitpost, not an agenda post. Have you ever talked to an Afrikaner? If an Afrikaner and a gorilla were drowning, I'd save the gorilla for fear the Afrikaner would pull me under.
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-12-16
Thing is he’s not wrong they really need to do better
1 throwaway_at_ 2019-12-16
bbc unironically thinks Africans are monkeys. Sad!
1 fashfront 2019-12-16
Based and monkeypilled
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-16
god i love being a wop
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-16
I bet being Italian dominates your boring personality.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-16
it's actually not a huge thing lol.
I'm half (northern) Italian so there's not much grease, black hair, or casa nostra shit going on.
I just have some excellent cooks in the family and get to laugh at my weirdo nonno and make-a da funny accent!
1 ManBearFridge 2019-12-16
GABAGOOL
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-16
i actually have been buying some cappicola for sandwiches the past few weeks and every time I've made one I go full sopranos, offering some to my cat and pretending I'm forcing him to in some Tony-inspired powerplay.
also i can't not post the MADtv version
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-12-16
Learn to make Biscotti Cookies, I only drink my coffee like a guy but the girls love'em as snacks
The secret to italian cooking is just dumping more butter and sugar or fruit into recipes the rest of the world handed to you but %95 of you wops are too dumb to cook so the women have to
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-16
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-12-16
Lmao Wops literally haven't invented a single thing for the entirety of their culture and road on coattails, they can't even function in the EU and you belive they invented Noodles instead of the people who's culture was so advanced they had 100,000 armies in 20AD
What were the Italians doing at the time? Literally learning how to build a bridge right?
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
The EU is a scheme by the vile krauts to take over Europe. Don't be fooled.
1 g2420hd 2019-12-16
It all started in the Teutoborg forest....
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-16
lol you feel very strongly about this.
y'know, sometimes improving stuff is better for everyone then makin' new stuff
i know that my own creative skills tend more in that direction, maybe it's genetic lol
1 Michelanvalo 2019-12-16
why the fuck is he buying like 6 slices of gabagool? you buy that shit in a 5lb stick.
no wonder he died already, shitty italian mother fucker
1 whenweriiide 2019-12-16
If it's not gabagool, I send it back
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-12-16
I remember somebody remade The Sopranos opening theme with just the word Gabagool but I can't find it anywhere
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-16
You put you nose up at me?
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-16
trueromancesicilians.mp4
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-16
I'm half Calabrian, that's only one better than Sicilians.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-12-16
You can just say that you're Austrian
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-12-16
that and Slovene i'm pretty sure did show up quite high when my uncle did one of those ancestry websites
1 Zozbot 2019-12-16
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-12-16
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-12-16
zozzle
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-12-16
If you were really Austrian, you would tell me that Mozart was Austrian and Hitler was German.
1 RedditorsFartToo 2019-12-16
Beethoven
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2019-12-16
Fuck off we're full
1 muffler_kek 2019-12-16
Babadebucci
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
Your parent's have my sympathy.
1 RedditorsFartToo 2019-12-16
Spaghettis aren't the smartest?
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-12-16
If they were they would have counted as white
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-12-16
Why are white monkeys shitting on black ones
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-16
They're Italians, which ones are the whites?
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-16
Imagine being Italian and thinking that you're superior to anyone.
1 theworstever 2019-12-16
Arguably the Spanish.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-12-16
So Italy is like the alpha retard of Europe's special needs class.
1 throwaway_at_ 2019-12-16
Of western Europe yeah, but you’re forgetting Eastern Europe.
Euro tier list goes:
1 Caractacutetus 2019-12-16
Sweden. Top tier. Lmao.
1 throwaway_at_ 2019-12-16
Allah will bless them.
1 Goibhniu_ 2019-12-16
varg pls go and stay go
go plant some crops or something
1 Kellere31 2019-12-16
I'd rather live in Estonia Croatia then fucking Sw*distan.
1 throwaway_at_ 2019-12-16
Sweden will soon have allah.
Estonia and Croatia have nothing but a soar, gaping asshole after many years of being fucked by Russia.
1 Kellere31 2019-12-16
That's what happens when you look at your male classmates asses instead of paying attention in geography class.
1 throwaway_at_ 2019-12-16
They literally become a socialist state in 1941, I’m sure Russia had no involvement in that fucking, just like they weren’t involved in Korea cause that’s just way too far away.
You underestimate the size of Russian dick, my friend.
1 Kellere31 2019-12-16
Croatia didn't become a commie state in 41 Yugoslavia did. Croatia didn't become a thing til 91. Russia had no involvement in Yugoslavia They literally tried to kill Tito (The guy who kept the country together) multiple times for flipping them off. They were a neutral state in the cold war.
1 throwaway_at_ 2019-12-16
Damn thanks for the history lesson, and you did it for free.
1 Kellere31 2019-12-16
Don't thank me educating Amerimutts is the white Man's burden.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-12-16
Spain founded the largest empire the world has ever seen, and ever European country that ever mattered just copypasted stuff that the Greeks did back during the Bronze Age. Italy literally hasn't contributed anything to the world since it became a unified country.
1 9873 2019-12-16
We wuz emperors n shiet
1 Rambling_Syd_Rumpo 2019-12-16
Not even close Pedro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_empires
1 elcour 2019-12-16
1 brapmaster3000 2019-12-16
How embarrassing for Anglos.
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-12-16
Didn't Italy rule over Spain for almost a 1000 years?
1 ernaschabulski 2019-12-16
Spain and Austria ruled Italy actually
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-12-16
I forgot about the Austrian and sodium Roman empires that ruled all of Europe.
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-16
kek, so what? you are considered worse than mexicans now
1 Aletherios 2019-12-16
Italy gave us fascism
1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2019-12-16
C O P E
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
And the Turks, Albanians, and Russians
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-12-16
What's an ablanian? is that like an armenian?
1 Isolation_ 2019-12-16
Yes, except their entire economy is run on stolen BMW's.
1 ernaschabulski 2019-12-16
And Armenia's is not?
1 Kellere31 2019-12-16
That would be Bosnia. BMW stands for Bosnian Mafia Wagen.
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
Albania. It's like an Italian, but with worse food.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-12-16
Is that even possible?
1 911roofer 2019-12-16
Italian is one of the greatest cuisine on the planet.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-12-16
Maybe if we're including non-white cuisines...
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-16
The Spanish are the heirs to Rome you heathen.
1 KittehDragoon 2019-12-16
Wrong. The true heir to the great ancient empire of Rome is the glorious upcoming Caliphate, Inshallah.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-12-16
Italy in charge of not being completely retarded for literally 15 seconds
1 SendWhiskey 2019-12-16
But we all come from monkeys, so surely it's not racist, right...?
1 LbortZ 2019-12-16
👦🏼🤜🏻🤛🏾🐵 End racism
1 tiptopkitkat 2019-12-16
Lead in their pipes is still have an effect on them I see.
1 DepravedMutant 2019-12-16
To be fair they thought they were pictures of black people