This machine kills rightoids

1  2019-12-16 by TrailerParkRide

67 comments

You have 4 links and not one of them is to information. The signal to noise ratio of the shit I've read from your links is absolutely abysmal, nobody with a working brain would put time into reading such drivel, let alone attempt to use it in place of information sources. If basic income actually failed, you could give at least some semblance of a concise explanation of the failure, or at least have one of your four links lead to something data-focused, instead of being like "here's an opinion, now immerse yourself in verbose repititions of that opinion for a half hour since hopefully that's enough to make you agree with it." You are a prime brainwashee and the reason Trump will win again.

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Uh?

americans r fat

I love the mayos that think subway is healthy bc it has vegetables. You see these mouth breathers get a footling meatball and add a few olives, thinking it’s somehow healthy.

As someone who loves olives. Olives have a high fat content and shouldn’t be eaten in large quantities a lot.

Man those olives are actually pretty good. I worked at subway for a short time in college, and I ordered stuff. The olives were by far the most expensive item, and I really love them so I’d eat them while drinking on the job

Worked at a family run Italian place and would sneak bites of gelato we had, that shit was legit some of the best gelato I've had and you could only get it in giant buckets from a food distributor. Not sorry at all

Baste

Was it olive flavored?

Vanilla bean

Based an vanillabeaned

drinking on the job

You were intoxicated on the job at Subway??? 😲😲😲 I had no idea that such behavior would be tolerated there.

Lmao it was the only way to get through. I drank on the job and gave out free subs till the poohs bought it. Street shitters literally made capitalism more effective tbh

If I go into a Subway and the people behind the counter are sober, that's when I'd worry something was wrong.

Yup lol

Imagine going into a "sub way" and eating rancid meats some imbecile prepared for you instead of simply dining on fancy finger sandwiches your servants made to your specifications

Is that why you fuvkers always get my order wrong!?

Yes

That's the great thing about Subway though. They're doing it right in front of you so you can at least catch them.

I'm guessing they have it in those big slurpy cups so you'd only catch them as they charge it.

Wouldn't Italians and Spaniards all be fatties then?

Cause fat isn’t bad for you, it’s carbs. This guy is retarded

Olives have a high fat content and shouldn’t be eaten in large quantities a lot.

Then subway shouldn't be a problem, whenever I get them those assholes give me a grand total of like 6

Subway is the j*w of sandwich chains.

Only the mentally handicapped or debased fatcels seek out a british recipe based bread sandwich recipe.

The purest of mayos go jimmy jons for a bread and mayo sanwich. Obesecels go firehouse, shalomcels go to the deli - bitch about the price then cancel an order at the register demanding a discount to buy said cancelled order.

Niggercels just rob the place.

What's the based sandwich chain then...jersey mikes?

Yeah lemme get uh... olive hoagie, with extra olives.

thanks.

Olives have a high fat content and shouldn’t be eaten in large quantities a lot.

Fuck off friend.

I eat the fuckers by the jar.

By Burger standards that is pretty healthy.

Even then it really isn’t, like those meatballs have 4 grams of trans fat in each of them. The cold cuts have nothing but shit nutrients, and the vegetables have virtually no nutritional value.

Come to think of it, Subway bread was always kind of weird in consistency.

Vegetables have no nutritional value?

Subway sandwiches that have vegetables are like 85% lettuce

yes

trans fat

What about the cisgender fatsos?

Subway diet turns you into a child rapist.

I mean when they are young a 6 inch is a meal

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That's because you keep getting into smaller and smaller pants.

A 6 inch with no mayo and lots of veggies is fairly healthy by Burger standards though.

Yeah, I think the problem is just people who think that a footlong is one meal. That should be enough to feed you for 2/3 of a day.

What kind of manlet or bonelet are you that a footlong is enough for two thirds of a day? That's like 600-800 calories

Oh yeah, I forgot that most people don't already get half their calories from alcohol. 😔

Sobriety Master race ftw

Eh, a lot of their sandwiches are pretty low cal compared to most fast food joints.

Not healthy, but better than the alternatives at least.

yes

Meat ain't unhealthy

That’s what she said

There was a guy who lost a ton of weight on subway.

He also banged children

Lost a TON of weight though

Some say that banging children makes you lose weight 5x as fast

Now that you mention it I could stand to lose a few pounds ha ha

I’ve heard it’s an addiction not unlike marijuana or opiate addiction

Opiate addiction is also a great way to shed some lbs

Ooh that depends, some people just get fatter ime

It's a measure of class to gain weight on an opiate dependency

Unironically, I find people that live to eat get fatter and folks that would rather do drugs than eat get skinnier.

Yeah, but he had aides

I told you guys the left can meme

There are even too many words on their stock image.

I don’t get it

americans r fat

fill in the blank please i am retard

KFC -> melanin-enriched population

Burger King -> Soy patties

Arrow -> stair climbing exercise, killer of obese burger rightoids

Subway -> _________?

Libertarians

oh yea i forgot about fogle

Huh?

How to trap a rightoid: make a trail of KFC chicken nuggets, McDonald's bigmacs, Taco Bell chalupas, Pizza Hut Cheezit pizzones, and Subway spicy Italian footlongs