In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.
The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.
If you're going to show a Starship video, at least make it We Built this City.
Fun fact: in the late 90's I saw Startship at the free downtown Memorial day concert thing. The only Original member was the singer and the rest of the band looked to be in their early 20's. I don't remember them playing any Starship songs, either. It was pretty much all Jefferson Starship and Jefferson Airplane songs.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-17
In the worlds of D&D, words and music are not just vibrations of air, but vocalizations with power all their own. The bard is a master of seriousposting, autism and the magic they contain. Bards say that hatespeech was spoken into existence, that the words of the pepes gave it shape, and that echoes of these primordial Power Words still resound throughout the cosmos. The music of bards is an attempt to snatch and harness those echoes, subtly woven into their reports and bans.
The greatest strength of bards is their sheer versatility. Many bards prefer to stick to the sidelines in combat, using their autism to inspire their allies with pictures of hot bussy and hinder their foes from a distance. But bards are capable of defending themselves in melee if necessary, using their magic to bolster their swords and armor. Their spells lean toward charms and illusions rather than blatantly destructive spells (i.e. spamming racial slurs and telling posters to safety check themselves). They have a wide-ranging knowledge of many subjects and a natural autism that lets them pretend to do almost anything well. Bards become masters of the talents they set their minds to perfecting.
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-17
That was your last drink. You’re done for the night.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-17
Hey, you're not the top mod of me!
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-17
We called you a cab. You can settle your bill tomorrow when we open.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_I0KZvezw
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-17
If you're going to show a Starship video, at least make it We Built this City.
Fun fact: in the late 90's I saw Startship at the free downtown Memorial day concert thing. The only Original member was the singer and the rest of the band looked to be in their early 20's. I don't remember them playing any Starship songs, either. It was pretty much all Jefferson Starship and Jefferson Airplane songs.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-12-17
I would have done that, but I sometimes feel that some people need to experience some of the other things.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-17
Yeah, you've got to get in those deep Starhsip cuts.
It did make me think of riding in my mom's 79 Impala when i was a kid.