Pizza Shill is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, fag, libtard, retarded, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a DIDDLER and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” One cannot defend himself against the Shill. He attacks with lightning speed from his position of safety and uses his abilities to crush any attempt at defense. Quickly he turns the attacker’s charges back on him and the attacker becomes the liar, the child rapist, the diddler. Nothing could be more mistaken than to defend oneself. That is just what the Shill wants. He can invent a new lie every day for the enemy to respond to, and the result is that the enemy spends so much time defending himself that he has no time to do what the Shill really fears: to attack. The accused has become the accuser, and loudly he shoves the accuser into the dock. So it always was in the past when a person or a movement fought the Shill. That is what would happen to us as well were we not fully aware of his nature, and if we lacked the courage to draw the following radical conclusions: 1. One cannot fight the Shill by positive means. He is a negative, and this negative must be erased from the Drama system or he will forever corrupt it. 2. One cannot discuss the Pizza shill question with the Shill. One can hardly prove to a person that one has the duty to render him harmless. 3. One cannot allow the Shill the same means one would give an honest opponent, for he is no honorable opponent. He will use generosity and nobility only to trap his enemy. 4. The Shill has nothing to say about Drama questions. He is a foreigner, an diddler, who only enjoys the rights of a guest, rights that he always abuses. 5. The so-called diddler morality of the Shill is no morality at all, rather an encouragement to betrayal. Therefore, they have no claim to protection from the drama. 6. The Shill is not smarter than we are, rather only cleverer and craftier. His system cannot be defeated economically — he follows entirely different moral principles than we do. It can only be broken through political means. 7. A Shill cannot insult a Dramatard. Shill slanders are but badges of honor for a Dramatard opponent of the Shill. 8. The more a Dramatard or a Rightoid movement opposes the Shill, the more valuable it is. If someone is attacked by the Shill, that is a sure sign of his virtue. He who is not persecuted by the Shill, or who is praised by them, is useless and dangerous. 9. The Shill evaluates Drama questions from the Shills standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what he says must be true. 10. One must either affirm or reject anti-Shillism. He who defends the Shill harms his own people. One can only be a Pizza shill lackey or a Pizza shill opponent. Opposing the Shill is a matter of personal hygiene