Isn't it great that we are heading into a new decade and 2020 with so many concurrently living Hitlers?
1 2019-12-17 by tHeSiD
- USA, Trump - Boomer Hitler with a Twitter
- UK, Boris - Downy Hitler standing in the middle of the fire exit during a fire
- Canada, Justin T - Brown Hitler with 3 wishes
- Brazil, Bolsonaro - Forest Hitler, aka Saruman and his orcs
- Russia, Putin - Don’t coom find a troon Hitler
- India, Modi - Hitler by 2020 with a fat ass Himmler by his side
- Turkey, Erdogan - Hitler didn't happen Hitler
- South Africa, Ramaphosa - Reverse Hitler
- North Korea, Kim Jong Un - Baby Hitler
- Philippines, Duterte - Do drugs end or up in a rug Hitler
AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST
- China, Xi Jinping - Copy cat Hitler, Reverse engineered and perfected with added efficiency
133 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-17
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1 cochnbahls 2019-12-17
Put this on an image and unironically post it to /r/political humor.
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
They will be offended with some terms
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-12-17
Good.
1 911roofer 2019-12-17
And then they ban this.
1 qksj29aai_ 2019-12-17
It'll be cancelled out by calling Trump Hitler
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-12-17
Do it
1 MoistLanguage 2019-12-17
Also unironically cross-posted to ENLIGHTEDCENTRISM because the list isn't exclusive to Trump.
1 wow___justwow 2019-12-17
or starterpacks
1 SendWhiskey 2019-12-17
Xi really did revive the hitler ideology. Nobody is going to stop him though because china had a huge cock deep in every buisness
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
We really need to sanction the shit out of them and crash their economy so they collapse from internal discontent.
The lynchpin reason why the Chinese people accept their anthill is because they deliver on the promise of economic growth, once that stop being the case, shit will go down.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Aww you ameritards can't compete now and looking to sow discontent? Looks like you learned something from your Jew masters.
1 oss_spy 2019-12-17
lol shut up faggot
1 Zalakarnus 2019-12-17
I usually don't approve of the word faggot, though in this case it seems appropriate. Fuck r/sino shitposters.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Says the r/teenagers pedo. How many kids have you diddled today?
1 oss_spy 2019-12-17
Chinks were a mistake
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Get a life outside Reddit fucking fag. Holy shit imagine having 100k karma lol.
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
Imagine being such a lowlife that you shill for the CCP on the internet for pennies per post.
1 SendWhiskey 2019-12-17
You don't know how many times I've had to remove this at r/copypasta
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
Best copypasta outside of Epstein didn't kill himself.
1 WigglingWeiner99 2019-12-17
lmao he has no comments after this post. Mainlander shills btfo.
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
Of course, if he kept reading he'd get shoa'd.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
It's called having a life.
1 WigglingWeiner99 2019-12-17
Big words from a guy spending time calling people fags online.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Lmao, have you seen the rest of this thread?
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-17
Lol I'm just imagining a literal human sized ant seething and coping behind a keyboard
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
You and your little buddies are the ones invested in this thread calling for the extermination of chinks unironically. Who's seething and coping?
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-17
I'm sorry man, didn't mean to hurt you in any way. I hope you have a very merry Christmas and a JOLLY NEW YEAR!!! (:
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1 cptnhaddock 2019-12-17
Wow you’re Chinese, how did you learn such good English??
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Lol imagine being such a brainwashed retard YOU DO IT FOR FREE.
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
Imagine prostituting your free will to ants.
1 oss_spy 2019-12-17
You're mad because your 4 inch dick cant satisfy Asian women, which is why they flock to white men like me
1 LeDarkElbow 2019-12-17
youre both a bunch of racist morons and you both should be banned from this sub
1 no_no_police 2019-12-17
Imagine thinking racism will get you banned from here of all places new fag
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-12-17
We generally prefer to just make fun of actual racist lolcows.
Also, it's pretty obvious when someone is legit racist or when they're just using slurs to piss someone off.
Lastly, Fuck China. Racism against them is right and good
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-12-17
We generally prefer to just make fun of actual racist lolcows.
Also, it's pretty obvious when someone is legit racist or when they're just using slurs to piss someone off.
Lastly, Fuck China. Racism against them is right and good
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
Based
1 oss_spy 2019-12-17
Fuck off chink
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Nah, let them spread their BS here. Only on Reddit can you call for violence against Chinese people unironically and not get banned. And they claim Reddit is owned by China lol. Tencent needs to see this and pull out their retarded investment into this failing shithole of a website.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Mmm, I do enjoy white cock as well so I know what you're talking about. But don't delude yourself, incel. The only action you're getting is from sexpating trannies and kids in Thailand. This Asian bussy is for white Chads only. Sub 7 mayo moids like yourself aren't human.
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
Not even American, the CCP is an existential threat, better to stamp it out before the cancer spreads beyond their borders, see: South America and Africa.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Lol @ comparing China to low iq countries. Keep coping fag.
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
I wasn't comparing them, wumao.
China is using tactics to slowly buy up their nations, like loans they cannot possibly pay back.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Good. China can play and benefit from imperialism like the West did in the past.
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-17
Can't blame em. If I we're getting cucked for over a century and a half I'd want to join the bull gang too. They should ask Japan for advice
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-12-17
How dare they steal the IMF’s tactics
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
True, but one side is slightly tyrannical, the other is full on ants.
At least we don't get shoa'd for posting a meme, yet.
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-12-17
people who post terrible memes should be re-educated tho
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
Start with your own house
1 cptnhaddock 2019-12-17
If you think China is so great, why don’t you go live there? Seriously here is a link on how to emigrate https://www.immigrationworld.com/china/china-immigration-eligibility-job-opportunities-and-how-to-apply/ get the fuck out of our country traitor
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Because I like earning money by exploiting people via capitalism in the US. From dumbasses that only consoom and can't save enough cash to buy houses. Only in the US can you make six figures without much effort. In China you'd have to compete with smart people working 12 hr days? No thanks lol.
1 cptnhaddock 2019-12-17
Lol such a pathetic excuse. You actually use China’s shitty wages and poor work conditions as a reason why it’s better. Following your logic we all should move to New Guinea because there we’d only have to compete with the cannibals
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
China's current system is terrible for an entitled, lazy Americans like me but it's a necessary evil to industrialize into a first world country. You think Americans had it good during its industrialization period? You had to endure it for a century while China is going to blaze past it even with quadruple the population.
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-17
Difficult to compete with a mindless ant colony of identical workers who lack the ability to question their surroundings
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Lol come up with another original cope. Calling work ethic ants lmao. No wonder America is filled with lazy fat fuck consoomers like you.
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-17
Work ethic =/= mindless and repetitive hand and arm movements to make Fisher Price products. Japan should have finished the job in the 30s and 40s tbh.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
The willingness to do mindless, repetitive tasks is what built civilization. What did you think people in the agricultural/industrialization age were doing?
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-17
If by "people", you mean actual antenna-less people with opposable thumbs, emotions, and critical thinking skills.... Then I bet they were caring for their loved ones and shit like that. Something a "person" from China lacks the ability to do.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Yes, Americans mayos are well known for caring for their loved ones, such as kicking their parents into retirement "homes." And let's not forget the entire country wanting to kill each other over different political opinions lmao. Mayos are so nice, they are even handing over their home countries in Europe over to the mudslimes. Wow, I wish I had your empathy and compassion.
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-17
Bro this was actually a rly good comment. You win
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
Lol, don't give up so easily. Here, I'll do it for you:
Chinksects are so cheap they'd rather let their parents suffer and rot away at home instead of sending their parents to an actual retirement home.
At least in the US we have the freedom to wish death on those who disagree, unlike in China where if you disagree with the CCP, the gov't will snuff you out silently and have your organs harvested.
I can't think of anything for the suicidal tendencies of the Europeans though.
1 lolcows64 2019-12-17
It won't work the globe doesn't care, even as much as bleeding heart euros cry they aren't willing to do that
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
Then start caring, at least there will be one more and there is a lot of anti-CCP sentiment in Europe, our leaders are Renminbi-cucked though.
1 Chinky_Stinky 2019-12-17
You mayos are gonna be outbred soon. It's just a matter of time. There won't be an Europe anymore. At least in the West. Eastern Europe is based and pro-CCP.
1 Harambeeb 2019-12-17
Slavs are alcoholic doomers, cucked by everyone since the beginning of time.
Glad you admit slavs aren't white btw.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-12-17
Gotta go cold turkey.
1 aduketsavar 2019-12-17
Venezuela, Maduro - Runescape popularizer Hitler
Iran, Hassan Rouhani - La ilane Allah-u Hitler
1 luide55 2019-12-17
How can a communist be like hitler? lol
1 Chance_Bear 2019-12-17
Xi Jinping is ostensibly communist and arguably the best modern day Hitler comp.
The link between political ideologies is complex, and cannot be simplified to a left-right axis.
1 luide55 2019-12-17
Being authoritarian doesn't mean you're a hitler. Maduro just wants an army of dumb half-dead starving people to serve his corruption. Hitler at least had a fucked up idea in his mind. Maduro is just the dirty of corruption getting advantage upon a bunch of braindead people. He's got no agenda, just self interests. Trust me, I'm from SA.
1 SlutBuster 2019-12-17
Well, you start by invading Poland.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-12-17
Don't forget viktor orban of hungary, he's made policies that encourage the hungarians to have children all while not acccepting "refugees"
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1 voice_of_ukraine 2019-12-17
what's hungary
1 Mayos_side 2019-12-17
Hung Gary
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
Is that sexual harrasment!?
1 Mayos_side 2019-12-17
It's bullying
1 tiptopkitkat 2019-12-17
The only black Hungarian?
1 snallygaster 2019-12-17
egy geci
1 Ubertroon 2019-12-17
Literally Hitler
1 Iwanttobefree27 2019-12-17
he is a clown
1 SageKnows 2019-12-17
I thought people were cool with Justin? What happened that made him Hitler?
1 Growey 2019-12-17
He cosplayed a black character at an anime convention and woke twitter cancelled him.
1 SageKnows 2019-12-17
I havent followed politics since I got a full time job. Are you for real? He cosplayed a black anime character?
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-12-17
If you think that's crazy, you won't believe what he stuck in his pants while cosplaying
Drama teachers apparently make sure to have all the details right when portraying characters 🍆
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
lmao this is even worse than nigladdin 🤣
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
if you consider Aladdin anime, yes https://i.imgur.com/5Nwdxd4.png https://i.imgur.com/b8hPNYl.png
1 DangerNut 2019-12-17
He was asked by a press member how many more of these photos may come out and he literally had to admit that he has done black face so many times as a teenager and young man that he can't remember how many times he did it.
1 label_and_libel 2019-12-17
He didn't just do it, obviously. He did it years ago, and the photos just surfaced.
1 still_not_Sombra 2019-12-17
Can't wait for all of these people to be reelected anyway.
2020 is going to be a good year for dramacoin.
1 heeehaaw 2019-12-17
Modi got reelected in May 2019 with best victory since 1984, the democrat version got less than 1/10th of the seats
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
As a currycel I just want trump to win again because we already elected Modi for another 5 years and I don't want the burgers to have the upper hand in political discussions for a while. UK electing Boris ruled the bongs out. r/India's retarded takes and seethe tears will keep me going.
1 heeehaaw 2019-12-17
#ImpeachModi
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-12-17
this but unironically
1 heeehaaw 2019-12-17
it was irnoical. you may now seethe for 4 years and 5 months more
1 heeehaaw 2019-12-17
Japan, Abe - Weeb Hitler
1 no_no_police 2019-12-17
Netenyahu made him eat from a shoe which is like a muslim eating pork in japan culture lmaooo
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
More like ninja Hitler, don't hear much about him
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-12-17
What about Bashar "your ass is gassed" Assad?
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-12-17
Perhaps the real hitler is the hitlers we have made along the way.
1 MinerHornet 2019-12-17
None of those are on meth except Duterte. Although there are rumours Trump likes to snort Addy... anyway, my point is, you cannot be Hitler without a crippling meth addiction.
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
are you gatekeeping Hitler?!
1 MinerHornet 2019-12-17
No, I'm trying to help you do due diligence in regards to your hypothesis. You cannot be Hitler without meth.
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
its 2019 bro, you don't have to do meth to be a Hitler
1 theabsolutestateof 2019-12-17
Jaroslaw Kaczynski
1 Lysis10 2019-12-17
In case you don't know, everyone is a nazi now.
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
You are a nazi for saying that
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-12-17
Well, the population in 1944 was 1/11th of what it is today, so this must be true.
We can rest assured that since there are 11 Hitlers right now, there are 11 Hitlers who will ultimately stop the 11 Hitlers.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-12-17
You forgot...
Pewdiepie: YouTube Hitler
1 maharashtraman 2019-12-17
Doug Ford, used car salesman Hitler
1 Nezzajj 2019-12-17
Ralph Northam:
Virginia Kkk Mr. Blackface Coonman Grab em guns abortoman Hitler.
Damn now that I say it he’s probably #1
1 Frostfright 2019-12-17
I laughed. Well done.
1 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-12-17
How is Ramaphosa Reverse Hitler but Netanyahu only gets to be Jew Hitler?
1 label_and_libel 2019-12-17
Is this even an above average proportion of Hitlers though?
1 no_no_police 2019-12-17
Al assad didnt gas anyone you white helmet fucking fuck!!!!
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
yet
1 Godsdj 2019-12-17
You sure he didn't let out a really bad toot one day?
1 no_no_police 2019-12-17
Good point! 💨 💨
1 Redstar587 2019-12-17
You are a disgrace to allah
1 32624647 2019-12-17
swordshit normies OUT OUT OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-17
Fuck u ringshit is the best
1 TrlrPrrkSupervisor 2019-12-17
Dont forget Mohammed Bin Salman. Turkish consulates are his Auschwitz
1 Adramolino 2019-12-17
Who's calling justin trudeau hitler?
1 BlueLantern84 2019-12-17
Don’t forget Matteo Salvini in Italy — currently living Mussolini
1 UnkillRebooted 2019-12-17
You forgot Poland's Jarosław "gag the fags" Kaczynski.
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-12-17
Jeffrey Epstein did nothing wrong. Those WHORES consensually agreed to fuck him and his rich friends. They were given plenty of money and were happy at the moment, but those WHORES became greedy and wanted more money. So they got together and told the cops because if he was charged and convicted then that would guarantee a humungous payout later in civil court (close to $100 million). Those WHORES agreed on their own volition to fuck him, they loved being fucked by him (whores always love powerful rich older Chads pounding their pussy), and on top of that were paid lots of money. If you ask me, those WHORES should be sent to prison. Send them to prison for life and throw the keys away. Besides the age of consent should be 12 anyway. Most holes (aka women) lose their virginity to an older man at that age FYI. These days 12 year old holes (aka girls) are trawling discord, reddit, tinder, snapchat, instagram, facebook, twitter, tiktok looking for Chads who will give them a good dicking. By the time they are 15 they have have over 20+ dicks inside them. These fucking cunts are going to get even more degenerate in the future.
1 KingRuler07 2019-12-17
How is Trump like Hitler? Beside the fact that he doesn't listen to his generals, didn't do well in school, and picks on people with disabilities e.g Greta Thunberg.
1 KingRuler07 2019-12-17
How is Trump like Hitler? Besides the fact that he doesn't listen to his generals, didn't do well in school, wasn't taken seriously by the New York Times, targets minorities, and mocks people with congenital disabilities despite being mentally disabled himself.
1 Peytons_5head 2019-12-17
Kamala Harris - locked people up, doesn't like weed, literally hitler
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-12-17
Whoever the fuck runs Myanmar
1 nirvikalparoopam 2019-12-17
There should be a reason for all these. What's that?
1 goldensnow24 2019-12-17
Late to see this but this is seriously the funniest reddit post I've ever read.