They will eagerly mutilate themselves by trying to chew through kennels or busting through windows and fences.
Pibble shills will attach any desirable characteristic to the breed, even if it’s almost never true. Like just say they are bold, extroverted, and affectionate if you like them. Even fans will acknowledge that they are not the sharpest dogs but consider that part of their charm.
When I was helping my roommate look for a puppy, I had to dig through like 10 pit listings to find a non-pit. The shelters are overflowing with them, and they absolutely never call them pits due to their bad reputation. It's pibbie, pibble, or bullie. Most apartments don't allow them for insurance reasons. If subhuman filth would stop breeding so fucking many pit bulls, it would solve shelter overcrowding overnight.
I live in a tiny city that hipsters have discovered. So along with rent going up and terrible, expensive coffee shops every five feet, we now average like 4 pitbull maulings a year.
I went on a date with a 4'11" white hipster girl who had just moved from Williamsburg. She had a pit who was essentially the man of the house. She couldn't have men over because he would flip shit, and there was nothing she could do about it. Pathological altruism and dopey white chicks go hand in hand.
Why are this ppl acting like pit overpopulation is a complicated issue?? just gas the damn things or give them to the chinese so they can actually give them a purpose as dinner.
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1 Naziwrecker 2019-12-17
It's easy to be wrong about something when you have never experienced it.
1 clubby789 2019-12-17
PDF out in full force
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-17
MY PIBBLE DINDU NUFFIN!!!!
1 MoistLanguage 2019-12-17
He was an aspiring nanny dog. He was going to get his puppy obedience diploma next year!
PLM ✊🏿
1 SendWhiskey 2019-12-17
Yet they make up more fatalities than snake bites, killer bees, tigers, lions, and sharks combined
1 ThinkingOnce 2019-12-17
Tbh, non of these are used as companion pets.
1 jackcaboose 2019-12-17
don't insult my pet bee furbaby like that
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-17
Just a little pibble nibble. Nothing to worry about sweaty, stop being so terrified all the time.
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-12-17
They're called velvet hippos for a reason.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-12-17
They will eagerly mutilate themselves by trying to chew through kennels or busting through windows and fences.
Pibble shills will attach any desirable characteristic to the breed, even if it’s almost never true. Like just say they are bold, extroverted, and affectionate if you like them. Even fans will acknowledge that they are not the sharpest dogs but consider that part of their charm.
1 ason 2019-12-17
When I was helping my roommate look for a puppy, I had to dig through like 10 pit listings to find a non-pit. The shelters are overflowing with them, and they absolutely never call them pits due to their bad reputation. It's pibbie, pibble, or bullie. Most apartments don't allow them for insurance reasons. If subhuman filth would stop breeding so fucking many pit bulls, it would solve shelter overcrowding overnight.
1 fitness 2019-12-17
A pitbull could sneak into a children's hospital and murder half the kids with cancer and redditors would still defend The Breed of Peace
1 forseti911 2019-12-17
They just weren't raised right sweetie my pibbie is an angel and has only mauled 3 children.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-17
My pibbie wibbie wouldn't hurt a fly!
1 DangerNut 2019-12-17
I live in a tiny city that hipsters have discovered. So along with rent going up and terrible, expensive coffee shops every five feet, we now average like 4 pitbull maulings a year.
1 Ingelri 2019-12-17
Are the hipsters getting mauled? If so, just let them at it
1 DangerNut 2019-12-17
It's never the hipster.
It's amazing watching white people have an improvised dog fight in the middle of a farmers market between a 45 lbs Pitt bull and a baby in a stroller.
1 ason 2019-12-17
I went on a date with a 4'11" white hipster girl who had just moved from Williamsburg. She had a pit who was essentially the man of the house. She couldn't have men over because he would flip shit, and there was nothing she could do about it. Pathological altruism and dopey white chicks go hand in hand.
1 VanillaReign 2019-12-17
She was definitely fucking that dog.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-17
My mother teaches middle school and she has a coworker who brings her "support pibble" into class with the kids.
It's like taking a fat kid to all you can eat buffet.
1 deletedandbanned 2019-12-17
Why are this ppl acting like pit overpopulation is a complicated issue?? just gas the damn things or give them to the chinese so they can actually give them a purpose as dinner.
PROBLEM SOLVED It’s really not that deep🙄🙄