Foolish wageslave
1 2019-12-17 by TryitoutJulia
Apologies for the seriouspost
Like any good wageslave, I spend 8 hours a day distracting myself from work. I realized I spent most of the day browsing around drama till I got bored, then I'd dig through all or rising to try to sneakily see some NSFW material.
Previewing hyperlinked content through Reddit meant my Chrome history would be safe from the long nosed IT department of my company. I could look at whatever I wanted, and there would be no trace. I wouldn't even need to delete my history!
Well, eventually I got paranoid. Was it worth risking getting fired just to see a hint of tit, a fecund female, a beckoning bussy? I had to refocus, and ignore the eternal coomer in my brain. The only solution I could posit: eliminate the the temptation altogether. I enabled the built-in NSFW filter in RES. I was browsing without temptation, truly a halal experience.
Sometime later, I realized I haven't seen a drama post in awhile. I would open the sub and it would be completely blank. I figured some mod playground bullshit was going on, and decided to wait it out for awhile.
After a few weeks, I came back and saw there were over 1k active users. It was at this point I realized something must be wrong on my end. I realized my NSFW filter was on, blocking 100% of drama posts.
What a fool I was!
Thankfully I'm back, and I have a lot to catch up on. Fingers crossed I haven't missed too many lawlz stickies, or juicy retorts from that cool cat snally!
6 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-12-17
Shame on your toxic ways reddit. No, Netflix didn’t pay me and no I never got paid to post on reddit or rather accepted to post sponsored posts. But it’s heart breaking to see the amount of toxicity and threats you’re willing to spew at someone for using this platform as a 4 year old hobby now. Say what you will, we’re all on here together being bored and killing time.
Some of us enjoy lurking. Some enjoy shitposting. Others moderating. And sadly some enjoy toxic harassment without reason or proof.
Be better reddit ❤️
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1 Naziwrecker 2019-12-17
So you're still a wage slave?
1 TryitoutJulia 2019-12-17
Yes.
But I did have to disable the NSFW filter to enjoy drama again.
Which means I'll be confronted with NSFW temptation again.
1 -M-o-X- 2019-12-17
Use your phone and cell data and just watch porn you goddamn poor
1 TryitoutJulia 2019-12-17
But if I do it on the computer, it really looks like I'm working very hard
1 yourdeadwife 2019-12-17
Use your phone as a hot spot. Use a VPN, etc